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- Man steals gold coin valued at $9,000, then sells it for $167
- Woman drags nude neighbor out of her house by his beard
- Study: Flamboyant male dancing attracts women best (AP)
- Abracadabra! Romania witches win tax fight for now (AP)
- 2 charged in Australia after python wrestling demo (AP)
- Taiwan couples go whole 9 yards in mass wedding (AP)
- Tended lawn's wedding proposal works for Mich. man (AP)
- Black bear breaks into MT van, gets stuck inside (AP)
- Bucky Badger mascot loses head after hosting house party
- 'Get Money' haircut identifies Seattle suspect (AP)
- Farmer's 24 hour milk filling station a hit (Reuters)
- Mystery eye problem at dairy show caused by cow urine (Reuters)
- German farmer's 24 hour milk filling station a hit (Reuters)
- Commissioners want Lustful Court residents to change street name
- Lustful Court residents tire of sinful street name (AP)
- Chinese Jigsaw Made of Thousands of Rotting Bank Notes
- Creepy woman, 37, terrorizes children on playground
- Fla. race drops Che Guevara image after outcry (AP)
- If you're going to skin a deer, don't put the photos on Facebook
- Men seeking to impress on the dance floor, move that body (Reuters)
- Mystery eye problem at dairy show caused by cow urine (Reuters)
- Fines of $7 in "tough" new China anti-smoking rules (Reuters)
- Circus forced to stop live fish regurgitation act (Reuters)
- Gamer suspended over name of W.Va. town: Fort Gay (AP)
- Ky. farmer claims some corn popped on the stalk
- Ky. farmer claims some corn popped on the stalk (AP)
- Vuvuzelas banned from European soccer competition (Reuters)
- Proposed slogan: 'Low pants, no chance' (AP)
- Motel employee, guest get into fight over bedbug allegation
- A hoax? Joaquin Phoenix film gets viewers guessing (Reuters)
- Bobcat climbing power pole starts 5-acre fire (AP)
- NJ shore bumper sticker disses visitors (AP)
- Jaguar dumps swimmer after anti-gay tweet (Reuters)
- Giant hay bale kills former ELO cellist (Reuters)
- Couple who says they're non-smokers get smoking bill from hotel
- Diane von Furstenberg designs Ohio hospital gowns (AP)
- Detroit, Los Angeles most stressful U.S. cities (Reuters)
- A class to die for: Zombies 101 at U. Baltimore
- Ouch!: Woman stung 500 times after falling into wasp nest
- A class to die for: Zombies 101 at U. Baltimore (AP)
- Giant Chinese Baby Boy Weighs 44 Pounds — Dubbed the Michelin Baby
- School says ban on short skirts doesn't apply to cheerleaders
- Man driving 100 mph tells cops he's trying to dry off his car
- Police arrest man who scaled San Francisco tower (AP)
- A hoax? Joaquin Phoenix film gets viewers guessing (Reuters)
- Giant German "sand" cake protest to avoid the pits (Reuters)
- Philly cyclists bare all to promote cleaner air (AP)
- Introducing R2-D2?s Cousin, the Intelligent Toilet
- Va. woman devours 181 chicken wings in NY contest (AP)
- Carpenter Ants and Fossilized Mind Control
- News of the Weird: (News of the Weird)
- Nevada candidate touts speedy fix to budget crisis
- Nevada candidate touts speedy fix to budget crisis (AP)
- Korean Kia Cars: The POP Concept
- What the...?!: Woman's face sizzles, bubbles after acid attack
- Iowa State carillon lets Lady Gaga hit chime (AP)
- NM Goodwill collection box turns up inert grenade (AP)
- Conn. driver falls from car on I-95, Dodge goes on (AP)
- For 2nd time, Ohio woman gives birth in vehicle (AP)
- Paris metro body heat to help warm building (Reuters)
- German party mistakenly hands out porn pens to kids (Reuters)
- Montana teen accidentally texts sheriff to buy pot
- Mich. man gathering corn confronted by alligator (AP)
- Oops!: Text meant for pot dealer misdirected to sheriff
- German party mistakenly hands out porn pens to kids (Reuters)
- Plumbers help Tenn. newlyweds find flushed rings (AP)
- Drake University's 'D+' logo earns failing grade (AP)
- Koranic teachers arrested over child begging (Reuters)
- Firm can't fire man for 1.8 cent theft (Reuters)
- Update: Palin comments on Vanity Fair article that slams her
- Tourist treat - famous toilets (Reuters)
- Cops determine powder in baggie is grandma's ashes, not drugs
- Only in India: Audience Members Help Woman Choose a Husband
- Man jailed after hitting neighbor with broom, taking lawn trimmer
- Cops: Man put paint thinner, windshield wiper fluid in dad's drinks
- Montana teen accidentally texts sheriff to buy pot (AP)
- Police: Pa. woman zaps self, brother with stun gun (AP)
- Wyo. troopers examine human ashes in traffic stop (AP)
- Goats rescued after 2 days on 6-inch ledge in Mont (AP)
- Indonesia's smoking toddler kicks the habit (AP)
- Rat bite ruins Indian shooter's Commonwealth bid (Reuters)
- 95 snakes found in burst bag at Malaysia airport (AP)
- Dirty jokes and papal rosaries mix in Chile mine saga (Reuters)
- Goats rescued after 2 days on Mont. rail bridge (AP)
- Finance Ministry says defrauded by staffer (Reuters)
- Canadian parents more lenient than Italians and French (Reuters)
- Man bites police over a pet peeve (Reuters)
- Wyo. troopers examine human ashes in traffic stop (AP)
- Man shoots hole in floor after seeing alien while stoned
- Man says he didn't know it was illegal to butcher a whale and eat it
- Woman goes after granddaughter with knife for saying "shut up"
- Homeless man calls 911 to request a hug and some hot chocolate
- Man sues over parking ticket, says it disclosed too much info
- For 2nd time, Ohio woman gives birth in vehicle (AP)
- Homeless man calls 911 from hot tub, seeks cocoa
- Homeless man calls 911 from hot tub, seeks cocoa (AP)
- Busted pot growers mistake wardens for suppliers (AP)
- Police say man leads hour-long chase in dump truck (AP)
- Cell phone left in Ala. burglary leads to arrest (AP)
- Nittany Lions mascot to sit out four games after paryting too hard
- Vuvuzelas banned from European soccer competition (Reuters)
- Cup of tea forces jet to make emergency landing (Reuters)
- Dutch colleges angry over sex job ads for freshmen (Reuters)
- Swing sets removed at some W.Va. schools (AP)
- Facebook relationship status update may have prompted murder
- How long before Palin blasts "lamestream media" for this article?
- Japan Ticked Over ‘Goo Goo Gah Gah’ Radio Transmissions
- Middle-school student faces charges over Facebook postings
- Man sued for drunkenly losing $1.35 million painting
- Top Gear's Stig finally unmasked (Reuters)
- Forced Marriage? Not a Problem if You Change Your Sex
- City to pay McDonald's $312,000 because new bridge blocks sign
- Cup of tea forces UK jet to make emergency landing (Reuters)
- Cambodia aims high with record-breaking skyscraper (Reuters)
- UEFA ban vuvuzelas from European competition (Reuters)
- Conn. driver falls from car on I-95; Dodge goes on (AP)
- UK-Odd Summary (Reuters)
- Chinese villagers forced to change untypable name (Reuters)
- Insurance company: Flowers started Ark. house fire (AP)
- Mo. man nabs roaming goat with Facebook following (AP)
- Hiker accidentally shoots himself in the rear
- Cell phone victim helps deputies recover property (AP)
- Hiker accidentally shoots himself in the rear (AP)
- Men lucky to be alive after driving under semi (AP)
- Frankenstein cited over monstrous behavior in Ohio (AP)
- You'd think a retired pilot would know not to pack flares
- Woman attacks ATM for 20 minutes and still doesn't get cash
- 69-year-old Ala. woman shoots 18-year-old intruder (AP)
- Atlanta zoo to be inspected after snake escape (AP)
- Long-lived Dutch might be bad news for insurers (Reuters)
- Older people enjoy reading negative stories about young (Reuters)
- Man arrested for trying to dazzle pilots with laser (Reuters)
- Golfer's swing snags rock, sparks fire in S. Calif (AP)
- Teen sues after agreeing to be shocked for a Mountain Dew
- China Misadventure: Missing Cow Found In Manhole
- Would-be burglar is stuck in restaurant grease vent for six hours
- Magician jailed after pursuing girl, 12, he met at birthday party
- Having trouble selling your home? Turn to St. Joseph for help
- Nigerian government locks out snoozing employees (AP)
- Cross-Dressing Teen Becomes a Super Boy
- Doctor's body found in chimney after homeowners smell bad odor
- Iran's animal man shares home with snakes, croc and monkey (Reuters)
- Long-lived Dutch might be bad news for insurers (Reuters)
- UK-Odd Summary (Reuters)
- Football star Troy Polamalu's hair insured for $1 million (Reuters)
- Police: Would-be burglar gets stuck in grease vent (AP)
- Cops: 6 arrested after gunfire at baptism party (AP)
- Facebook post gets Detroit-area juror in hot water (AP)
- Pa. officer shoots coyote headed for colleague (AP)
- Mileage jump has couple wondering where car's been
- Mileage jump has couple wondering where car's been (AP)
- Store security guard shoots at tires of tow truck as his car is repo'd
- "Invisible" gang leader escapes from Venezuela jail (Reuters)
- John Lennon's toilet sells for $14,740 at auction (Reuters)
- Mushroom hunter "massacre" claims 18 lives in Italy (Reuters)
- Malaysia uncovers nearly 100 live reptiles in bag (Reuters)
- Serial "dine-and-dasher" arrested after eateries alert each other
- China’s Neverending Traffic Jam
- Pilot, 80, walks away from crash of homemade airplane
- Man goes on "stabbing rampage" at high school reunion
- Weird But Customary Chinese Phenomena
- Judge accused of sexual harassment knows the issue very well
- Fake cop steals medical marijuana user's 12 pot plants
- "Spiderman" climbs Sydney building into police net (Reuters)
- Man, 21, poses as 14-year-old boy so he can play peewee football
- Kangaroo testicle? Chefs in Serbia say, 'Yes!'
- Mileage jump has couple wondering where car's been (AP)
- Officer, that's not me! Mistaken ID jails pastor (AP)
- USB-Powered Necktie Coolers for Nerds, Courtesy of Thanko
- Man nabbed with fake $1 million bills in Abu Dhabi (AP)
- Kangaroo testicle? Chefs in Serbia say, 'Yes!' (AP)
- News of the Weird: (News of the Weird)
- Yard sale patron allegedly hits man with pan (AP)
- Yard sale patron allegedly hits man with pan (AP)
- Wandering goat in Missouri gets Facebook fan page (AP)
- Alleged 'Brownie Bandit' nabbed with bag of treats (AP)
- Philippine Manicurist Appointed to Government Role
- Baby tiger found stuffed in bag at Thai airport (AP)
- Cops: Neighbor demands $150 to return missing dog (AP)
- Venezuela pol raffles breast implants for campaign (AP)
- Cops nab man after finding cocaine in bologna (AP)
- Mass. police seize cocaine embedded in bologna (AP)
- Yes We Can or Yes We Kan!?
- Report of man with snake slows Boston train line (AP)
- Snake in electrical box causes NY hospital outage (AP)
- Woman says grandson put used condom in mouth, got blisters
- 33,000-penny property tax payment refused (AP)
- Police: Neighbor with missing dog demands $150 (AP)
- Cops nab man after finding cocaine in bologna (AP)
- Yearbook adviser says Hitler quote wasn't deliberately published
- Old-fashioned tweet can net you a bird pet for $1 (AP)
- Torpedo found at Philadelphia construction site (AP)
- Man struck, killed by train while looking for legendary ghost train
- Feds fine Oregon company $30K over 3-letter word (AP)
- Meth defendant accused of going to court with meth
- Meth defendant accused of going to court with meth (AP)
- Permission to laugh at election -- for now (Reuters)
- Politician raffles breast implants (Reuters)
- Cops: Driver was watching sex video while using toy on herself
- Venezuelan politician raffles breast implants (Reuters)
- Man denies coaching 8-year-old boy to swear for YouTube video
- When getting away means staying in touch (Reuters)
- Liquor-Guzzling Father Tries to Auction Daughter
- Florida man does $2,182 damage to ATM that ate his card
- Police: Sneezing fit caused NY woman to crash car (AP)
- Baby tiger found stuffed in bag at Thai airport (AP)
- "We're about to crash," BA passengers told in error (Reuters)
- 2 accused of shoplifting at shop with cop event (AP)
- Report of man with snake slows Boston train line (AP)
- Lambs on the lam: Sheep get loose in I-80 in NJ (AP)
- Yacht stolen from Mexico washes up on Fla. coast (AP)
- Vettel offers gift to get Webber in a lather (Reuters)
- Ky. champion ham fetches $1.6 million for charity (AP)
- Man to spend time in jail after throwing remote at son with ADD
- Flying fish knocks paddler from Mo. river race (AP)
- "Ordain women," London bus ads will urge Pope (Reuters)
- Britain being "overrun" by street signs (Reuters)
- T-shirt explains Philadelphia's blunt speech (Reuters)
- Teen concocts story about death threats to get sex from girl
- Indian Snake Festival Has PETA Bearing Its Tongue
- Swiss firm recalls 'Liechtenschwein' piggy banks (AP)
- Dad in blackface accused of stalking his 19-year-old daughter
- Cops: Mayor of Minnesota town was driving with open Vodka bottle
- Mass. police: Shark sighting a practical joke
- Mass. police: Shark sighting a practical joke (AP)
- Philippian Runway Fashion Show Has All Tails Wagging!
- Man steals car belonging to hoodlums who were driving too fast
- "Shop-with-a-Cop" day event doesn't stop two men from shoplifting
- Snake in electrical box causes NY hospital outage (AP)
- Ohio police chopper camera falls off, smashes cars (AP)
- Pea sized frog found on Borneo island (Reuters)
- Settlement in suit alleging condom found in soup (AP)
- Man shot in head felt bullet only 4 years later (AP)
- 2 arrested in Oregon at 'Shop With a Cop' day (AP)
- Tongue twist: NJ race call is merry, marital mess (AP)
- Man gets 30 days in jail for punching police horse in the face
- 8 fried food finalists vie for Big Tex crown (AP)
- Man goes through a lot of effort to watch woman at gas station
- Police guard home of woman who put cat in bin (Reuters)
- Alternative tours draw travelers to Mexico (Reuters)
- Boy, 5, OK after man inadvertently picks up wrong child at school
- One-third of teens on Facebook ready to "unfriend" their parents
- Trying on Japan’s ‘Cool Biz’ Fashions
- Man charged after using gun on bat that "attacked" his wife
- Colorado's once-missing moon rock to be unveiled (AP)
- Man shot in head thought he was hit by fireworks (AP)
- Man stabbed after rejecting woman's sex advances at liquor store
- Ohio office hides elephant, donkey after complaint (AP)
- Kazakh circus owner leaves lion in van overnight (AP)
- Family's photo at state capitol shows man stealing their bag
- Accused pornographer "bakes the most wonderful pies"
- Gotcha! Vacationing family's photo captures thief (AP)
- 'Robbery drill' creates real trauma for Fla. pair (AP)
- Pa. woman blames gin-soaked raisins for violation
- Sex video identifies suspects in break-in (AP)
- Woman says arthritis treatment caused her to fail urine test
- 56-year-old chimp gives birth at zoo in Kansas (AP)
- No problem going nuts in Vegas when Michael Jordan's your dad
- Pa. woman blames gin-soaked raisins for violation (AP)
- New Mexico pair arrested in mock shooting prank (AP)
- Man, shot in head, notices five years later (Reuters)
- Dog who ate beehive wins unusual pet insurance award (Reuters)
- Honeymoon Suite Setup for ‘Squabblesome’ Pair of Endangered Rhinos
- Egypt culture chief sleepless over Van Gogh theft (Reuters)
- "Dancer/housewife" busted after Xanax falls out of "genital area"
- Man shot in head, but notices only 5 years later
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- Man shot in head, but notices only 5 years later (AP)
- Man visiting parents uses iPhone app to watch break-in at his home
- Minneapolis to pay $165,000 to seven zombies who were jailed
- Reptile experts hunt stray 'gator in Chicago River (AP)
- Polish man, shot in head, notices five years later (Reuters)
- 1,000 Weird Asian Diggers?
- Scientists create smell detector using frog eggs (Reuters)
- Wisconsin woman, 79, grabs ice chopper and kills rattlesnake
- Woman, 72, accidentally shot by husband during "robbery drill"
- Dog who ate beehive wins unusual pet insurance award (Reuters)
- Dutch police discover 7,000 kg marijuana stash (Reuters)
- Egypt culture chief sleepless over Van Gogh theft (Reuters)
- Sheboygan woman, 79, kills snake with ice chopper (AP)
- Maine family finds fake bomb in their new home (AP)
- 3-foot alligator found crossing Mass. street (AP)
- Sheboygan woman, 79, kills snake with ice chopper (AP)
- Police: Pa. woman gave son, 6, to stranger on bus (AP)
- Police: Arm-wrestling loss sets off Fla. man (AP)
- UK-Odd Summary (Reuters)
- Woman gets 10 days in jail for wearing low-riding pants to court
- UK reality TV programme branded "freak show" (Reuters)
- No musical instruments please, Vatican asks Britons (Reuters)
- U.S. typo vigilantes correct errant signage (Reuters)
- Shopper gets ticket for telling deli clerk he likes large breasts
- Oregon boy takes family pickup on 100-mile joyride (AP)
- Bride-to-be arrested for drunk-driving just hours before wedding
- Copper cast of Lady Liberty's nose up for auction (AP)
- No We Can’t!… Sell Obama Soybeans
- Nail salon charges $5 more for overweight customers
- Arm-wrestling loser tries to plow down people with pick-up truck
- Superfit woman signs 12,000 posters of herself for U.S. troops
- Woman, 65, tells would-be gas station robber to get lost
- No musical instruments please, Vatican asks Britons (Reuters)
- The art of cross-cultural gift-giving (Reuters)
- Bill would give OK to 'Ne-VAH-da' pronunciation (AP)
- Bill would give OK to 'Ne-VAH-da' pronunciation (AP)
- Authorities: Grandfather accused of smuggling pot (AP)
- Iowa woman arrested for letting 12-year-old drive (AP)
- Pig wrestling canceled after porkers elude capture (AP)
- Hong Kong Porn: Take It All Off In 3-D
- News of the Weird: (News of the Weird)
- Moving sale planned at 'Amityville Horror' house (AP)
- Doh! Upstate NY bank robber forgets to put on mask (AP)
- Police: Pa. man admitted dropped heroin was his (AP)
- Baboon on the loose? Girl starts false frenzy (AP)
- Bedbugs found in basement of Empire State Building (AP)
- Spain anti-bullfighting groups protest in Bilbao (Reuters)
- NV judge orders drug offender write report on pot (AP)
- Moving sale planned at 'Amityville Horror' house (AP)
- Spiked Park Benches: Sharp Spikes Make a Nasty Point
- Driver fined $100 in Va. for having goat in trunk (AP)
- Dad buys newspaper ad after daughter breaks curfew (AP)
- Driver fined $100 in Va. for having goat in trunk (AP)
- Oracle octopus gets behind England's 2018 World Cup bid (Reuters)
- Parents take out ad in paper after teen daughter breaks curfew
- Woman buries brother, discovers dead son (Reuters)
- Harry the croc picks Labor in Australia snap poll (Reuters)
- Dad buys newspaper ad after daughter breaks curfew (AP)
- French woman buries brother, discovers dead son (Reuters)
- Webmaster pulls video showing GOP women are hot and Dems not
- Men befoul five-star hotel's swimming pool with human feces
- Man celebrates 107th birthday at McDonald's with Big Mac cake
- Ouch!: Driver runs over and parks on man sleeping in alley
- Crocodile tips Australian PM to win elections
- Crocodile tips Australian PM to win elections (AP)
- Harry the croc picks Labor in Australia snap poll (Reuters)
- Wis. GOP candidate wins beer stein contest (AP)
- Meeting fails to end Ohio church-strip club feud (AP)
- Thieves in Mexico end up with, literally, peanuts (AP)
- Jakarta introduces women-only trains to avoid groping (Reuters)
- Sunderland turn to referee Webb for help with discipline (Reuters)
- Family claims they found a dead mouse in milk from Walmart
- Woman says Disney won't let her wear her Muslim head scarf
- BBC News apologises for weatherman gesture (Reuters)
- Meeting fails to end Ohio church-strip club feud (AP)
- Robber nabbed after mocking police in email (Reuters)
- Pilots on alert for high-flying vulture (Reuters)
- Vuvuzelas make it into the Oxford dictionary (Reuters)
- Canadian police find bears guarding pot crop (Reuters)
- Dollar bills fall out of man's butt during strip search at jail
- Man fined after assaulting woman in express lane with 37 items
- School administrator forced to quit after calling locals "snobby"
- Woman risks her life to help bear choking on a dog's bone
- Vuvuzelas make it into the Oxford dictionary (Reuters)
- "Cougar" trend of women chasing younger men is a myth - study (Reuters)
- Pilots on alert for high-flying vulture (Reuters)
- Japanese Mascots: A New, Effective and Charming Invasion
- Police call 'Ma' on dropped cell phone, ID suspect (AP)
- Police: DWI suspect drives 11 miles without tire
- Wis. man cited for harassing woman at express lane (AP)
- Police: DWI suspect drives 11 miles without tire (AP)
- Police call 'Ma' to identify burglary suspect (AP)
- Ky. family claims they found dead mouse in milk (AP)
- Canadian police find bears guarding pot crop (Reuters)
- Bees in major sting on US cop (AFP)
- Banana-costumed man has little appeal (AP)
- NY cops: DWI suspect drives 11 miles without tire (AP)
- Armed man in banana costume arrested for indecent exposure
- Police: DWI suspect drives 11 miles without tire (AP)
- Man cited for harassing woman over express lane (AP)
- Drink, then drive? Whisky fuel could power cars (AP)
- Big splinter pierces Md. boy's abdomen on slide (AP)
- NYC bank suspect: Flowers hid dirt, holdup note (AP)
- Ghana's Boateng signs for two Italian clubs in one day (Reuters)
- Women threaten to tell landlord's wife about sex-for-rent deal
- Police bust Paris "booby" trap gang (Reuters)
- Singapore extends jail term for Swiss graffiti man (Reuters)
- Comic character's McDonald's binge sparks Gallic outcry (Reuters)
- Red Lobster intruder does $30,000 damage to the restaurant
- Singapore extends jail term for Swiss graffiti man (Reuters)
- School principals should be careful with "boob man" admissions
- Man lives in library's basement for almost two weeks
- Councilwoman apologizes for pole dancing during river cruise
- Man arrested for putting semen in female co-worker's water bottle
- Man who left skid row with huge cash verdict found dead at 55
- Police: Man lived in NJ library for nearly 2 weeks (AP)
- Delhi battles to clear vermin before athletes arrive (Reuters)
- The Tablecloth Hour: One Weird Game
- Most US students think Beethoven is a dog (AFP)
- Police: Man makes shrimp pizza, trashes restaurant (AP)
- Pa. fan turns Paul McCartney autograph into tattoo
- Mail collection box stolen in north Phoenix (AP)
- This columnist hates you for your BWM, Audi, Volvo or Lexus
- Mother and son charged in theft of video games (AP)
- Fla. mom arrested after pic of baby with bong (AP)
- Police warn man against undressing while driving (AP)
- Mayor to woman: Give me a "blowie" or I'll have you arrested!
- Pa. fan turns Paul McCartney autograph into tattoo (AP)
- "Top Model" winner says she was fondled at Star Wars convention
- All that glitters isn't gold, some of it is wine (Reuters)
- Athlete blames cat over drunk driving charge (Reuters)
- "Police don't know why Stanley Janes fired a weapon in his home"
- Baby babble from US bases brings bad vibe in Japan (AFP)
- Mom arrested for posting Facebook photo of baby with bong
- Swann blames cat over drink-drive charge (Reuters)
- National Guard helicopter spots pot plants in man's front yard
- Authorities: Mass. man fakes death to avoid trial (AP)
- Salon owner blames power provider for customer's bald head
- Police nab man in church roof after burglaries (AP)
- FBI: Suspect in Ohio bank robbery was customer
- Zebras corraled after wandering Calif. streets (AP)
- Ala. man gets lost school ring back after 14 years (AP)
- FBI: Suspect in Ohio bank robbery was customer (AP)
- Man streaks to protest working conditions at restaurant
- Boy uses broom to help pregnant mom fight off sexual assault
- NY man finds prayer balloon sent from Pittsburgh (AP)
- Man arrested for driving drunk on Craftsman lawn mower
- Skateboarding priest becomes YouTube hit (Reuters)
- Court says shopping mall can't regulate what shoppers talk about
- Kiss fan dresses up like Gene Simmons "purely out of boredom"
- Geek Squad sends cease-and-desist letter to God Squad
- Pa. man, 78, rides roller coaster 90 times in day (AP)
- Indonesian Parliamentary Website Broadcast Porn
- Overheating iPod delays Tokyo rush-hour train (Reuters)
- Ohio strip club owner, pastor to meet over feud (AP)
- Eating Soil: Holy, Nourishing or Just Plain Dirty?
- Fla. pastor spends 3 days 50 feet in the air (AP)
- Police: Bandage-wrapped man robs Pa. pharmacy (AP)
- Power cutoff leaves salon customer bald on top
- NC man sent to jail after laughing in courtroom (AP)
- Court says California mall's chat policy illegal (AP)
- Power cutoff leaves salon customer bald on top (AP)
- Police say W. Pa. couple robbed would-be 'John' (AP)
- Dog chows down on SC man's school board petition (AP)
- Japanese Massage in Mumbai: Martial Arts and Healing
- News of the Weird: (News of the Weird)
- Plastic jar removed from Fla. bear cub's head (AP)
- Court says California mall's chat policy illegal (AP)
- Plastic jar removed from Fla. bear cub's head (AP)
- Fla. pastor spends 3 days 50 feet in the air (AP)
- Dog chows down on SC man's school board petition (AP)
- Police: Bandage-wrapped man robs Pa. pharmacy (AP)
- Police say W. Pa. couple robbed would-be 'John' (AP)
- NC man sent to jail after laughing in courtroom (AP)
- Power cutoff leaves salon customer bald on top (AP)
- P.U.! Wash. utility adds rotten egg smell to bills (AP)
- Will Malaysian Underage Marriage Curtail Unwed Pregnancy?
- "Not a bad-looking guy" tells judge he wasn't playing with himself
- Couple claim real estate agent used their home for sexcapades
- Girl, 14, forced into prostitution by family to pay living expenses
- Aboriginal elder leads police to body -- but wrong one (Reuters)
- Officials ordered to quit club following outcry (Reuters)
- Three Florida kids fly to Nashville without their parents' knowledge
- NYC executive gives panhandler a lot of credit (AP)
- 100-year-old Scotch pulled from frozen crate
- Man with history of spraying women with semen is busted again
- Former Guinness Book Champion Reclaims His Record
- Blind man sues hot dog restaurant over run-in with tree
- More than 10,000 Chinese set human domino record (AP)
- NY store hires bedbug-hunting beagle, just in case (AP)
- 3 Fla. kids buy plane tickets, fly alone to Tenn. (AP)
- Monkey Girl and The Curse of Thick Black Body Hair
- P.U.! Wash. utility adds rotten egg smell to bills (AP)
- Chinese set new world record for human dominoes (Reuters)
- 100-year-old Scotch pulled from frozen crate (AP)
- Criticism leads Roethlisberger to alter hometown (AP)
- 2 NC men rescued after being trapped in hot dryer (AP)
- Pa. man's bid to change name to NBC mutt denied (AP)
- P.U.! Wash. utility adds rotten egg smell to bills (AP)
- Inmate accused of eating another prisoner's eyeglasses
- North Dakota man swallows other inmate's glasses (AP)
- U.S. to commemorate WWII with "kiss-in" (Reuters)
- Top food was olives in time of the ancient mariner (Reuters)
- Parolee jumps in unattended squad car for joyride (AP)
- Docs discover sprouting pea in Mass. man's lung
- Docs discover sprouting pea in Mass. man's lung (AP)
- Times Square to commemorate WWII with 'kiss-in' (Reuters)
- Ga. robber takes cash, apologizes before fleeing (AP)
- Woman claims she was groped by Donald Duck, wants $200,000
- Drinking alone? Remote Scotland pub goes on sale (AP)
- Woman hit by van wakes up in hospital with jaywalking ticket
- China Envisions Cost-Effective Public Transportation
- NKorea wants to use ginseng to pay Czech debt (AP)
- Woman arrested after posing as boy to lure teen girls into sex
- Police surround man's home after hearing about his Facebook post
- Man planned to divorce his first wife, but time just slipped away
- South Koreans and Plastic Surgery: A Sick Obsession
- Iowa chef licks 2 toads in kitchen, gets fined (AP)
- Traveler: NY flight attendant's curses drew laughs (AP)
- Pa. man's bid to change name to NBC mutt denied (AP)
- Iowa restaurant ticketed for toad-licking chef (AP)
- Iowa restaurant ticketed for toad-licking chef (AP)
- Ex-firefighter charged with station fire in Ariz. (AP)
- Repo rage: Man rams tow truck, holes up in home (AP)
- Man tries to get name legally changed to Boomer the Dog
- Men stopped from parachuting off Ind. cell tower (AP)
- Man sentenced for faking seizures at restaurants (AP)
- Dog surprises officer by giving birth in squad car (AP)
- Man leaves Ky. bar, goes for swim in Ohio River (AP)
- Police say man wearing burqa robs Md. bank (AP)
- Cops: Drunken man marks prison release with crash (AP)
- 4 sisters have 4 babies in 4 days (AP)
- Catholic Diocese offers birth-control insurance, warns against using it
- Traffickers hide cocaine under rare python (Reuters)
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- Apology after girl's lemonade stand shut down (AP)
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- Man tells cops he's sorry he threw a snake into drive-thru window
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- Man strangled for cutting in elevator line at assisted living facility
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- Man gets probation for killing parrot that interrupted NASCAR race
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- Woman flees store with stolen goods, but leaves baby behind
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- Man arrested for using air horn to protest neighbor's "hippie tunes"
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- Man jailed for Vomiting on baseball fan (Reuters)
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- Robber calls Wendy's twice to gripe about lack of loot in registers
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- Police: Ohio driver in chase stopped at red lights
- Teacher charged with sex assault after spanking girl visiting class
- Police: Ohio driver in chase stopped at red lights (AP)
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- Police: Cheeseburger found in SC woman's gas tank (AP)
- Police: Cheeseburger found in SC woman's gas tank (AP)
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- Man hitting punching bag strikes gas meter, forces evacuation
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- Churchill's choppers sold at auction in England
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- Cheeseburger stuffed in car's gas tank causes $1,000 damage
- Churchill's dentures fetch £15,200 (Reuters)
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- Md. man sentenced for stealing library's tarantula (AP)
- Firefighters dismantle police car to rescue kitten (AP)
- Zedonk hybrid born at Ga. wildlife preserve (AP)
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- Cops issue cat alert for feline that caused wreck (AP)
- Hunger striker wins burger-munching libel case (Reuters)
- Japan robots chat, play -- and help find lost specs (Reuters)
- French engineers test pedal-boat submarine (Reuters)
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- New York to spend big to kill bloodsucking guests (Reuters)
- Florida great-grandma takes a bite out of crime (AP)
- Ohio signs for 'Wildman Road' swiped too often (AP)
- Ohio man KOs gas meter, causing leak, evacuations (AP)
- Cops issue cat alert for feline that caused wreck (AP)
- When thieves hit, great-grandmother in Fla. bit (AP)
- Escaped tiger found after massive South Africa search (Reuters)
- Woman loses $5 million lawsuit over "Girls Gone Wild" video
- Girl, 12, calls cops to report drunk driving mom (Reuters)
- Man sent to jail after going on fiberglass cows vandalism spree
- Fur farm foxes trained to combat rat plague (Reuters)
- Former top diplomat Rice opts for Mozart concerto (Reuters)
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- Hamas targets women's underwear in modesty drive (Reuters)
- Firefighter tells rape victim she would end up "like Natalie Holloway"
- Bear eats fruit, takes stuffed bear from NH house (AP)
- Vt. man jailed in vandalization of cow sculptures (AP)
- Girl who spiked mom's juice with Lysol is 'sweet' when on her meds
- Cops gun down rampaging pregnant cow at California State Fair
- Jersey petitions for a place on the map (Reuters)
- Chinese Official’s Wife Beaten By Mistake
- Woman who caused fatal crash once sold her baby for $2,000
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- "Illegal alien crossing" signs create a stir in Florida town
- Hamas targets women's underwear in modesty drive (Reuters)
- Man who threatened Biden has a passion for retaliation
- Painter's find of Ansel Adams negatives in dispute (Reuters)
- Indonesia's Muslims told to switch off gossip TV (Reuters)
- Wisconsin teens take flying leap to deliver mail (AP)
- In Belgium, frites aren't small potatoes (Reuters)
- Md. man sentenced for stealing library's tarantula (AP)
- Firefighters dismantle police car to rescue kitten (AP)
- Package for Ala. grandma contains 6 lbs. of drugs (AP)
- Finger on posterior triggers knife fight in Dallas (AP)
- Zedonk hybrid born at Ga. wildlife preserve (AP)
- Finger on posterior triggers knife fight in Dallas (AP)
- Man who stole library's pet tarantula gets total of four years
- Package for Ala. grandma contains 6 lbs. of drugs (AP)
- Md. man sentenced for stealing library's tarantula (AP)
- Zedonk hybrid born at Ga. wildlife preserve (AP)
- Claim: "The Office" star Rainn Wilson is a hacker, too!
- Caves offer new tour -- in Klingon (Reuters)
- Bear crashes in runaway car (Reuters)
- Mich. couple ties knot among store's size 8 shoes
- Tiger escapes from trip to the vet (Reuters)
- Mich. couple ties knot among store's size 8 shoes (AP)
- Shoplifting charge dropped against Conn. reporter (AP)
- Tiger on the loose in South African neighborhood (AP)
- Man in stolen car tries to trade drugs for McDonald's burgers
- "Fresh Air" returns to Mississippi public radio at a later hour
- Girl, 17, arrested for putting Lysol in mother's juice
- Mom charged after cleaning bathroom with son's toothbrush
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- Firefighters dismantle police car to rescue kitten (AP)
- Achtung! Less "Denglish," more German, please (Reuters)
- Man finds $4,800 in pot in auction painting (AP)
- Police: Man robs bank in clown pants, fake breasts (AP)
- Iowa teen known as 'Deer Magnet' after hitting 5 (AP)
- Police: Pa. mom cleaned bath with son's toothbrush (AP)
- Woman uses railroad spike to battle intruder (AP)
- Police: Pa. mom cleaned bath with son's toothbrush (AP)
- Resident booted from council meeting after sighing, rolling eyes
- What the...?!: Some awful person drops kitten in library book drop
- Woman uses railroad spike to battle intruder (AP)
- Iowa teen known as 'Deer Magnet' after hitting 5 (AP)
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- Union soldier's headstone corrected after decades (AP)
- Man finds $4,800 in pot in auction painting (AP)
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- Man stabbed with pen during argument over seating at Comic-Con
- Man with fake breasts, clown pants arrested for robbing bank
- Plastic bottle catamaran crosses Australian finish line (Reuters)
- Police: Man robs bank in clown pants, fake breasts (AP)
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- Kings of Leon abandon U.S. concert due to pigeon poop (Reuters)
- NZ teenager survives fall from 16th storey balcony (Reuters)
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- Idaho police dog back to work after suspension (AP)
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- Man decked out in Darth Vader mask robs NY bank (AP)
- Professor returns from vacation, gets 'foiled' (AP)
- Anchorage resident kills bear (AP)
- Telecom group sues San Francisco over mobile phone law (AFP)
- "Darth Vader" strikes NY bank (Reuters)
- Professor returns from vacation, gets 'foiled' (AP)
- Thong-wearing trespasser performs lewd act in neighbor's yard
- Woman's dog mistaken for coyote, set loose in wild (AP)
- Fla. lawyer accused of vandalizing client's home (AP)
- Woman hurls bag of urine at California officers (AP)
- Man gets shit from judge for smearing dog feces on neighbor's door
- Colo. bear toots horn, takes car on short joyride (AP)
- Top Canada court slaps police over "pie conspiracy" (Reuters)
- PM Cameron calls time on jailhouse rock revival (Reuters)
- Hot weather shrinks size of German fries (Reuters)
- Alaska cop uses Taser on black bear (AP)
- Italian police track down runaway Austrian teens (AFP)
- Judge: Ohio man can't form own Indian reservation
- Woman, 55, arrested after cop finds pot plant on curb by her home
- Judge: Ohio man can't form own Indian reservation (AP)
- Waffle House dine-and-dashers leave their purses behind
- "Darth Vader" strikes NY bank (Reuters)
- Driver involved in fatal crash while painting nails gets 18 months
- Man sues son over theft of four seasons of Chicago Cubs tickets
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- Hot weather shrinks size of German fries (Reuters)
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- Man decked out in Darth Vader mask robs NY bank (AP)
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- Halal make-up launched in Britain (Reuters)
- Where's the beef? Not at the Commonwealth Games (Reuters)
- App helps San Fran police track stolen iPhone fast (AP)
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- Man fires at party guests for making fun of his vodka selection
- Fugitive cows to cops: We ... don't ... bargain (AP)
- NY "bouquet bandit" arrested for two bank robberies (Reuters)
- Woman robs McDonalds wearing underwear as mask (Reuters)
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- Wis. candidate can't use controversial description (AP)
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- World Cup showdown between airline alliances (Reuters)
- Netherlands rejoices in a tangerine dream (Reuters)
- Iranian men get guidance for modest haircuts (Reuters)
- Peruvians hid dope in their vuvuzelas (Reuters)
- "Marmaduke" has dog groups prepping for dumped Danes (Reuters)
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- "Young-minded" woman celebrates 105th birthday with a cocktail
- Minn. police stop driver armed with squirt guns
- Minn. police stop driver armed with squirt guns (AP)
- Italian motorists steal euro10,000 ($12,580) in coins (AP)
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- Motorists hit jackpot with coins on highway (Reuters)
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- Men get guidance for modest haircuts (Reuters)
- Fired up feminists burn cash over pay gap (Reuters)
- China says can't remember Dalai Lama's birthday (Reuters)
- Woman charged after giving away neighbor's trailer on Craigslist
- Motorists hit jackpot with coins on Italy highway (Reuters)
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- Facebook swayed Nigerian president to reverse ban (Reuters)
- Modest Dutch "homeless" after semi-final (Reuters)
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- Sporting a mullet pays off at Pittsburgh Zoo (AP)
- Sorry Germany, the mystic mollusc has spoken (Reuters)
- X marks the spot: A Swiss town's detective cult (Reuters)
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- Fake Kremlin Twitter account mocks Russia's President (Reuters)
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- Finns win wife-carrying world championship (Reuters)
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- Mom charged in kids' mutilation may get freedom (AP)
- Ecuador busts first ever fully functional drug sub (Reuters)
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- Husband, wife win at pit spitting in SW Michigan (AP)
- Colombian cops find World Cup ? made of cocaine (AP)
- Egyptian farmer calls two-headed calf 'a miracle' (AP)
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- Trash helps Canadian teens survive 7-storey fall (Reuters)
- Woman accused of forging checks she found in tornado debris
- Man who kept body on ice in California is deported (AP)
- Pet rooster falls foul of legal system in Michigan (AP)
- Alligator takes late-night stroll through town (Reuters)
- Driver "feels violated" by tinted-window citation, wins court fight
- Cat litter box used as a weapon in fight over prescription drugs
- Thief robs teen of dollar, then steals kiss
- China’s Turtle Boy Cured of Conspicuous Shell
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- County employee named "Coot" has pot plant in window at work
- Tight shirt secret of success for Spanish Hulk (Reuters)
- Alligator takes late-night stroll through town (Reuters)
- Myanmar parties in dispute over bamboo hat (Reuters)
- Australian scientists develop the perfect prawn (Reuters)
- Report: Japan hot-dog king hungry for July 4 win (AP)
- 'Virginity test' helps free 3 in Vietnam rape case (AP)
- Candidate wins NV primary with queen of clubs (AP)
- Rare liver-colored flower blooms in N. California (AP)
- Miss. woman drops phone, sees snake staring at her (AP)
- Black bear camps in tree in Ore. city's downtown (AP)
- Moose tours cemetery, remains loose in Maine (AP)
- Teen fights to get Pledge of Allegiance back in the classroom
- Grandmother faces trial in 'holding the bags' case (AP)
- 9-year-old Conn. girl gets stuck inside chimney (AP)
- Police: Car burglar wearing winter clothes caught (AP)
- Hawaii hairdresser buys plane ticket for homeless (AP)
- Man arrested for Walmart upskirt videos blames lousy sex life
- Absent Russia will win World Cup, 8 percent of nation say (Reuters)
- Abercrombie shuts New York store due to bedbugs (Reuters)
- Wal-Mart worker, fired for legal pot smoking, sues (Reuters)
- "Duke of Germany" nabbed for taking shower in stranger's home
- Man steals duck from public park to use for home-cooked meal
- Man dressed as leprechaun annoys customers in store parking lot
- Odds are, BP to get new CEO this year (AP)
- Guy Advertises Keyboard, Ends Up Rocking Out on Drums
- Absent Russia will win World Cup says 8 percent of nation (Reuters)
- Trial centering on France's richest woman opens (AP)
- Police seek mischief maker dressed as leprechaun
- Police seek mischief maker dressed as leprechaun (AP)
- Police say pair stole nearly $2K from Pa. jail (AP)
- Mother charged for phony letter about son's job (AP)
- Men face assault charges after dog doo dispute (AP)
- Man arrested for entering house, taking shower (AP)
- EU wins bureaucratic name spat in Airbus subsidy row (Reuters)
- Men face assault charges after dog doo dispute (AP)
- "World's best essay-writer" guarantees a "B" or your money back
- Pa. man fined $600 for trash he says is garden aid (AP)
- La. deputies say man planned to eat park duck (AP)
- Mother charged for phony letter about son's job (AP)
- Police say pair stole nearly $2K from Pa. jail (AP)
- 9-year-old Conn. girl gets stuck inside chimney (AP)
- Stop the presses!: Subway changes the way it puts cheese on subs
- Official is paid $472,255 to run Illinois village of 20,000
- Fireworks could brighten up Rhode Island budget (Reuters)
- Lock of Napoleon's hair sells for $13,000 (Reuters)
- Researchers seek Little Miss Muffets for fear study (Reuters)
- Crossing guard beats of boy for calling him "fatso," other names
- Woman hopes Nazi flag thief "has a conscience" and returns it
- Court throws the book at Israeli shoe-thrower (Reuters)
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- Burger King employee pleads guilty to putting painkillers in food
- Lock of Napoleon's hair sells at auction for $13,000 (Reuters)
- Fake degrees could see Pakistan lawmakers barred (Reuters)
- Taking Elgar off £20 bank note a "disgrace" (Reuters)
- Calif. woman says Chihuahua died saving her kids (AP)
- Ill. hair salon burglarized before grand opening (AP)
- Man, 81, accused of machete chase near taco stand
- Man, 81, accused of machete chase near taco stand (AP)
- Columnist finds it refreshing that there's a heterosexual pervy priest
- Red light cameras catch police in eastern Iowa (AP)
- Okla. inmates not tickled pink with new jumpsuits (AP)
- Man shows his "grape nuts" to mom and daughter in cereal aisle
- Mass. school district tests rife with errors (AP)
- Ukraine recovers stolen Caravaggio work: report (Reuters)
- British beauty queen stripped of crown for lying (Reuters)
- Oil broker banned for drunk trading binge (Reuters)
- Gum goots designed with a blast to charge mobile phones (Reuters)
- Singer murdered after denying he was dead (Reuters)
- Psychic Octopus picks Germany to beat Argentina (Reuters)
- Councilman says library patrons who view porn should be exposed
- Afghans busted in local liquor factory (Reuters)
- Man concocts robbery story after blowing half his paycheck at strip club
- Machete-wielding man, 81, chases guy around taco stand
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- Mass. official aims to shame library porn viewers (AP)
- Cops seek woman who robbed shoe store while wearing cat mask
- FSA fines and bans drunk oil broker (Reuters)
- Owzat? Wisdens net charity thousands (AFP)
- Japan urges more dads to swap desks for diapers (Reuters)
- New Ohio greeting cards come with flavor strips (AP)
- "Dr. Death" Jack Kevorkian admits to fear of death (Reuters)
- Gum boots designed with a blast to charge mobile phones (Reuters)
- Double diplomas: 2 NY schools, 19 sets of twins (AP)
- Wis. chief forester fined $263 for shooting turkey (AP)
- Russia police car chase ends with cash in the wind (Reuters)
- Toilet lid used as a weapon during domestic disturbance
- Obama and Cameron pay off World Cup bet with beer (Reuters)
- Camo-wearing bowhunters marry in tree in Iowa (AP)
- Man named Cupid accused of sexcapades with 15-year-old girl
- Double diplomas: 2 NY schools, 19 sets of twins (AP)
- U.S. embassy owes almost £4 million in UK congestion charges (Reuters)
- Fla. estate battle features $3M for pet Chihuahuas
- Brothers beat roommate with guitars in dispute over food
- Police arrest models after fashion show (Reuters)
- China bans online love for soldiers (Reuters)
- Man calls police on thong-wearing neighbor who exposed himself
- Marilyn Monroe X-rays snapped up for $45,000 (Reuters)
- Couple arrested for pushing stroller containing kids -- and bayonet
- Indian Man Swallows Eleven Swords for Some Reason
- Marilyn Monroe chest X-rays auctioned for $45,000
- Marilyn Monroe chest X-rays auctioned for $45,000 (AP)
- Cops: Drunk pair push stroller with kids, bayonet (AP)
- Tenn. police: Home intruder sleeps on couch (AP)
- Lion decides to play through at Mont. golf course (AP)
- Off-duty cop thwarts chain-wielding robber at KFC (AP)
- Tenn. police: Home intruder sleeps on couch (AP)
- Lion decides to play through at Mont. golf course (AP)
- Off-duty cop thwarts chain-wielding robber at KFC (AP)
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- Motorcyclist collides with bear on NJ highway (AP)
- Newly rescued Chihuahua takes 'ugliest dog' title (AP)
- Raccoon blamed for 5-hour downtown Memphis outage (AP)
- Cops: Drunk pair push stroller with kids, bayonet (AP)
- Obama and Cameron bond over beer and football (AFP)
- Motorcyclist collides with bear on NJ highway (AP)
- Man accused of trying to sell baby beaten in jail (AP)
- Cops: Drunk pair push stroller with kids, bayonet (AP)
- Raccoon blamed for 5-hour downtown Memphis outage (AP)
- China’s Top Embroiderer: Look Ma, No Hands
- Newly rescued Chihuahua takes 'ugliest dog' title (AP)
- Cops: Woman falls out window, lands on car, sleeps (AP)
- Boxer defends 'ugliest dog' title in California (AP)
- Lottery mistake wins Ohio store clerk $250,000 (AP)
- Anger counselor who pulled out gun gets jail (AP)
- Moose decides to take dip at beach in Maine (AP)
- Ohio clerk flubs lottery ticket, but wins $250K (AP)
- Nevada candidates to cut cards to break tie (AP)
- Couple collect 400,000 cans to pay for wedding (AP)
- Cops: Woman falls out window, lands on car, sleeps (AP)
- Oracle Octopus picks Germany to beat England at Cup (Reuters)
- For sale - village with pub, 40 people (Reuters)
- Maimed cat walks again with artificial paws (Reuters)
- Oracle Octopus picks Germany to beat England at Cup (Reuters)
- Teen explains why she stole 44 pairs of underwear from store
- Cops nab flasher after watching live video stream of hanky-panky
- Credit card firm not interested in people who pay their bills on time
- Maimed cat walks again with artificial paws (Reuters)
- Juror excused for wearing "Who the F--- is Kanye West" t-shirt
- Man doesn't get reward because he called 911 before Crimeline
- Leading Tibetan art collector gets 15 years in jail (Reuters)
- Couple tries to sell baby at Wal-Mart for "every day low price"
- Introducing the Bijin Tokei Hot Girls Clock
- Man gets no reward for calling 911 before hotline (AP)
- Gabon bans cleavage display by civil servants (Reuters)
- Parent brawl erupts at CA kindergarten graduation
- Wedding on Aisle 9! Couple weds at Wis. grocery (AP)
- NH man looks out window, sees dying moose on lawn (AP)
- Woman charged with DUI names drugs test would show (AP)
- 'Angry women' detain accused changing room peeper (AP)
- Parent brawl erupts at CA kindergarten graduation (AP)
- NH race fans get $1 million bathrooms (AP)
- NH man looks out window, sees dying moose on lawn (AP)
- US and Russia: From Cold War foes to burger buddies (AFP)
- Wash. county plans blood drive to fight mosquitoes (AP)
- 'Angry women' detain accused changing room peeper (AP)
- Travelling in economy prepared me for epic match - umpire (Reuters)
- Frenchman who ate cellmate's lung gets 30 years jail (Reuters)
- Malaysian charged with smuggling heroin in her bra (AP)
- Woman charged with DUI names drugs test would show (AP)
- Wal-Mart shopper says man used shoe-cam to get upskirt shots
- France guillotines Bastille Day party to save cash (Reuters)
- Disease risk higher for swingers than prostitutes (Reuters)
- Driven to distraction: 15 cats in car is too risky (AP)
- Siblings fight over whether to use butter or margarine in casserole
- Parent brawl erupts at kindergarten graduation (AP)
- Conn. TV reporter: I was working, not shoplifting (AP)
- Dutch bring love of camping to World Cup (Reuters)
- Parent brawl breaks out at kindergarten graduation
- Drunk man on raft drifts a mile out into the Gulf while unconscious
- Only in Japan: The Peeing Dog
- Man in dirty pajamas arrested for having sex with horses
- Man drifts a mile into Gulf off Fla. on pool float
- Man drifts a mile into Gulf off Fla. on pool float (AP)
- Disease risk higher for swingers than prostitutes (Reuters)
- Police: Church burglar leaves birth certificate (AP)
- Police: Man stabs himself, says he was attacked (AP)
- Police: Video game spat becomes Father's Day fight (AP)
- Cops: Siblings brawl over butter in mac and cheese (AP)
- Man run over by truck after dog puts it in gear (AP)
- Wash. police find stolen mower in slow getaway (AP)
- Cops: Siblings brawl over butter in mac and cheese (AP)
- Police: Church burglar leaves birth certificate (AP)
- Police: Video game spat becomes Father's Day fight (AP)
- Insurance scammer busted after three reports of silk-tie thievery
- Man run over by truck after dog puts it in gear (AP)
- Police: Man stabs himself, says he was attacked (AP)
- Barks lead firefighters to dog stuck in water tank (AP)
- Zoo finds missing tiger, camels (Reuters)
- Lion burger stirs ire (Reuters)
- Trapped drunk driver opens another beer as awaits rescue (Reuters)
- Man poses as cop to stop speeders in his neighborhood
- Nude woman tazed after stealing cars, leading cops on foot chase
- Woman sends cow's tongue, opossum head to romantic rival
- Four people needed to pull hoarder from her trash-filled home
- Woman sets fire to office filing cabinet to get off work early
- China Youths Flee Internet Boot Camp
- Police hunt 999 hoax rapper (Reuters)
- Trapped drunk driver opens another beer as awaits rescue (Reuters)
- Limping man surprised to discover gunshot wound
- Limping man surprised to discover gunshot wound (AP)
- Trapped drunk NZ driver cracks another beer (AP)
- Now scientists read your mind better than you can (Reuters)
- Canadian zoo finds missing tiger, camels (Reuters)
- Church declines PETA offer rebuild Jesus statue with vegan message
- Pork board squeals over imaginary unicorn meat (AP)
- Police to detain pop star over sex clips (Reuters)
- Kissing politician wins underwear from fans (Reuters)
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- $3,600 found on highway returned to Pa. newlyweds (AP)
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- Rat suspected of starting fire in Yakima (AP)
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- Mo. man's sign against Democrats torched twice (AP)
- Woman allegedly leaves son alone, goes for drive (AP)
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- Police stop truck with man trying to crawl on roof (AP)
- 100 dead cats found in nonfunctioning freezer (AP)
- Woman passed out in drive-through charged with DUI (AP)
- Mannequin mistaken for mummy in abandoned boat (AP)
- NY vacuum salesmen charged with mattress damage (AP)
- New website looks to tout all that's good about NJ (AP)
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- Pirates fire racing pierogi mascot for criticism (AP)
- Woman passed out in drive-through charged with DUI (AP)
- Rat that chewed wire blamed for $1 million blaze (AP)
- 100 dead cats found in nonfunctioning freezer (AP)
- Mich. man gets citation for bumpin' car stereo (AP)
- Police stop truck with man trying to crawl on roof (AP)
- For Ky. man, phone call about taxes was life-saver (AP)
- Roddick fires volley over disallowed US goal (AFP)
- Chicken-Loving KFC Protester Detained by Singapore Police
- Painter misspells Wis. town's name on tower (AP)
- Police: Man jumps onto semi as bet, then calls 911 (AP)
- Thief steals items from trailer, but cleans up (AP)
- Cops: Ohio man calls 911 from back of moving truck (AP)
- Michigan man arrested for loud music blaring from car stereo
- Mich. man gets citation for bumpin' car stereo (AP)
- Messy box of ribs causes bomb scare in Tenn. (AP)
- 28 cats rescued from smelly Mo. hotel room (AP)
- Thief steals items from trailer, but cleans up (AP)
- Man allegedly uses torch to scare census worker (AP)
- Police stop truck with man trying to crawl on roof (AP)
- Thieves in Canada steal tiger, camels by accident (Reuters)
- Identical twins in Washington differ on politics (AP)
- Note to flashers: Keep it down when you're stroking on the bus!
- Colo. bikini coffee shop closes following boycott (AP)
- Big uproar over school banning hat with soldiers holding tiny guns
- Would you call police if somebody ran by and slapped your butt?
- Maine man finds lost class ring 27 years later (AP)
- Cannon-Wielding Farmor Wards off Eviction
- Russian fraud police track down grab-and-run granny (Reuters)
- Russian fraud police track down grab-and-run granny (Reuters)
- Got any spare change? Give it to Romania (Reuters)
- "Extremely intoxicated" woman fights boyfriend for last beer
- Got any spare change? Give it to Romania (Reuters)
- Russia calls time on vodka tipplers at forum (Reuters)
- Competitors itching to win mosquito-catching contest (Reuters)
- UK murderer's outlandish jail escape plot foiled
- Vatican beatifies Blues Brothers ... well almost (Reuters)
- U.S. airline finds shipment of human heads (Reuters)
- Taiwan airline fined for barring short cabin crew (AFP)
- Southern Illinois singer hits lowest note (AP)
- Man charged with smuggling $20,000 in Pringles can (AP)
- Dog spots gator in Ohio that's captured barehanded (AP)
- Here we go again!: Dad gambles while young son sits alone in car
- Arts group says no to nude performance art in downtown Chicago
- Lunch ladies bring back the cheese sandwiches after food fight
- Russia calls time on vodka tipplers at forum (Reuters)
- Teen: "I don't need prison. I need counseling. And a lot of it."
- Mom complains about school photo of son with head in trash can
- Mom upset about suspended son's streaking photo in yearbook
- Water Slows Down Chinese Bus Drivers
- Dog spots gator in Ohio that's captured barehanded (AP)
- The <i>other</i> Justin Bieber is a personal injury attorney in Philly
- Penis protest rises to greet Russian economic forum (Reuters)
- Kidney donor may lose job over Chicago schools' residency rule
- Students in hot water for wearing shirts with KKK band members
- Homeless man nabbed for "child annoying" after kissing small kids
- Man goes bonkers when he can't get lemonade at Burger King
- North Korea Touts Mind-Expanding Liquid Brain Juice
- Cops find two super-drunk men covered in mud in the woods
- La. cabbie accused of extorting 10 percent tip (AP)
- NY police dog finds parole violator 1st day on job (AP)
- Pet waste removal worker finds $58 in dog poop (AP)
- Crafty gorilla tries to use branch to flee exhibit (AP)
- Cops find naked drunk men covered in mud in woods (AP)
- Colo. man gets 337-pounder in Alaska halibut derby (AP)
- Mich. woman shoots self to get medical attention
- Mich. woman shoots self to get medical attention (AP)
- Town's sculptures show fish finally get the rod (AP)
- Ice cream vendor accused of threat in turf battle (AP)
- Man says he scared off Big Foot by "rough-talking" him
- Mother falcon attacks dog, people in Buffalo, NY
- Mother falcon attacks dog, people in Buffalo, NY (AP)
- Cops find naked drunk men covered in mud in woods (AP)
- Crafty gorilla tries to use branch to flee exhibit (AP)
- Pet waste removal worker finds $58 in dog poop (AP)
- Hoo-wah! Rejoice amid scent of a 'corpse flower' (AP)
- Paris bans sausage/wine party over Muslim concerns (Reuters)
- Mass. town can't unload house near landfill (AP)
- BBBBzzzz! Noisy iVuvuzela latest app (Reuters)
- Cops arrest woman, 74, suspected in 10 condiment-related crimes
- Brazilian voodoo gives Argentines needle (AFP)
- German student attacks Hell's Angels with puppy (Reuters)
- Woman tells cops that putting goat in her trunk isn't a big deal
- "Crazy Joe" loses his beer, calls 911 with bogus robbery tale
- Mystery Catch Turns Out To Be Alligator Snapping Turtle
- Giant Jesus statue iconic to I-75 destroyed by lightning strike
- Boy, 14, takes school bus on joy ride to shopping mall
- Bangladesh asks shopping malls to close for Cup (Reuters)
- Cops bust woman, 74, for pouring mayo in book drop
- Cowardly bullfighter: Mexican matador flees bull (AP)
- Sweet-tooth burglar grabs cookies from Fla. store (AP)
- NY barkeep famed for flaming liquor stunt arrested (AP)
- Pittsburgh police: Store robber dropped all but $1 (AP)
- Va. officials find goat shoved in woman's trunk (AP)
- Cops bust woman, 74, for pouring mayo in book drop (AP)
- Va. officials find goat shoved in woman's trunk (AP)
- Idaho woman suspect in library condiment vandalism (AP)
- Pittsburgh police: Store robber dropped all but $1 (AP)
- Two-faced kitten puzzles veterinarian in W.Va. (AP)
- Cops bust woman, 74, for pouring mayo in book drop (AP)
- Forget The Robot and The Dive, it's time to Diski (Reuters)
- Sweet-tooth burglar grabs cookies from Fla. store (AP)
- NY barkeep famed for flaming liquor stunt arrested (AP)
- Police: Man kicks door after wine is thrown away (AP)
- Bra causes headache for lawyer visiting Miami jail (AP)
- Police: Drive-thru order ends in food fight, brawl (AP)
- Tattoo artist will cover gang markings for no charge
- Veterinarian isn't quite sure what to make of kitten with two faces
- Man allegedly on drugs mistakes home for Bed & Breakfast
- University of Chicago students reluctant to pose nude for magazine
- Travel-planner booked cruises, then burglarized clients' homes
- Bangladesh asks factories to shut for World Cup (Reuters)
- 16th-Century Mummy Found in China
- Man embarrassed to "get my ass kicked by a dead water buffalo"
- Wendy's customers arrested after screwed-up order sparks brawl
- Deer drops in for dinner at upstate NY restaurant
- Deer drops in for dinner at upstate NY restaurant (AP)
- Vietnamese taxi driver returns bag with $26,500 (AP)
- Malaysian airport staff rescue smuggled tortoises (AP)
- Paying it Forward with a Giant Pen
- Washed out bridge cancels weddings in Boulder (AP)
- Two-faced kitten puzzles veterinarian in W.Va. (AP)
- Person in sunroof leads to drunken driving arrest (AP)
- Police: Drive-thru order ends in food fight, brawl (AP)
- Bra causes headache for lawyer visiting Miami jail (AP)
- Wedding bells on Aisle 1: Pair weds at Home Depot (AP)
- Racy lyrics lead Wendy's to pull CD from kid meals (AP)
- News of the Weird: Norway's newest resort opens for business -- but to book a reservation, you have to commit a crime. (News of the Weird)
- No more yuks over yaks on loose in Wyoming (AP)
- Conn. police: Parents gambled, left kids in car (AP)
- Chinese Man Pulls Plane With His Eyelids
- Minnesota asks drivers to brake for turtles (AP)
- Bear finds its way onto roof of Pennsylvania mall (AP)
- Lesson for dads: Never tell your son to shoot you (he might do it)
- Elephant blocks U.S. squad on trunk road (Reuters)
- Elephant blocks U.S. squad on trunk road (Reuters)
- Trainer taking fairytale of New York to Royal Ascot (Reuters)
- Fight during high school graduation is called "surreal"
- Venezuela's Chavez offers cure for kids' insomnia (Reuters)
- Minnesota says "Ladies' Night" bar deals are illegal
- Buffalo head falls, traps man snoozing in recliner
- Dutch give vuvuzelas a red card (Reuters)
- Trekking and trucking fans make it to Cup the hard way (Reuters)
- Hotel housekeeper finds bag with $6,000 on nightstand, turns it in
- Don't watch matches at work, says Italy minister (Reuters)
- Owner of controversial bikini espresso stands has disappeared
- Man strangled while showing pet snake to female friend
- Baseball-Bat Chopsticks Swing Their Way to Popularity
- Rwanda arrests soccer chief for attending World Cup (Reuters)
- Venezuela's Chavez offers cure for kids' imsomnia (Reuters)
- Ore. man accused of hair-snipping on bus sentenced (AP)
- Lousy driver clams he was distracted by alligator in his headlights
- Ohioan on 800-mile bike ride to attend reunion (AP)
- GM bans use of "Chevy" brand name internally (Reuters)
- Plumber helps wife deliver baby on bathroom floor (AP)
- Man stuck in furnace for days has arm amputated
- Drunken Wash. state man breaks into bank to sleep (AP)
- Viva Chevy: GM says it didn't plan to nix nickname (AP)
- Spanish and British set to compete over £1.8 million ball (Reuters)
- Let Germans watch World Cup at work: employers' chief (AFP)
- Singapore stops chicken man staging anti-KFC protest (AFP)
- Ex-smoker Obama offers tips on how to kick habit (Reuters)
- Minnesotan charged with "terrorist" e-mail threat against Biden
- Teacher/coach loses job after drunk-dialing one of his players
- Berlusconi leaves Spain PM in the lurch at event (Reuters)
- Who won the 2006 World Cup? Can I phone a friend? (Reuters)
- Teen figured riding with an 85-year-old stranger would be safe, but...
- Pa. prisoners flush towels, sneakers down toilets (AP)
- Florida transient tells cops that he's "Bin Laden's right-hand man"
- Man arrested after refusing to leave jail without his jail ID card
- Conn. man trapped with arm in furnace for days (AP)
- London partygoers reliving spirit of the Blitz (Reuters)
- Man faces arrest after writing obscenity on jury questionnaire
- Jungle Woman Returns to Wilderness Amid Continued Controversy
- Cops: Suspect at court tried to sell GPS to owner (AP)
- British, US diplomats enter World Cup betting fray (AFP)
- Obscenities-laden jury summons gets man in trouble
- Obscenities-laden jury summons gets man in trouble (AP)
- Corrected: Scientists use Calvin Klein cologne to lure jaguars (Reuters)
- Obscenities-laden jury summons gets man in trouble (AP)
- If you're going to read one more "bad teacher" story, here's the one
- NY pizza-payoff cop admits faking his own shooting (AP)
- Jail trusty allegedly uses leg for smuggling (AP)
- Man arrested in Ga. in car he'd reported stolen (AP)
- Police: Bossy robbers make victim help carry loot (AP)
- Scientists use Calvin Klein cologne to lure jaguars (Reuters)
- Woman striving to be world's heaviest (Reuters)
- "Bad mom" had blood-alcohol level five times the legal limit
- U.S. woman striving to be world's heaviest (Reuters)
- Ohio woman jailed for calling 911 seeking husband (AP)
- Company offers $1,000 reward for info about $20 doormat theft
- Man tased after cops spot him having sex with woman on lawn
- Update: Teen says hurled condoms didn't contain vomit
- Russia considers doubling minimum vodka price (Reuters)
- The Asian Stonehenge: The Mysterious Plain of Jars
- High school kid's name altered in yearbook to read "Moe Lester"
- Obama's speech seems to send student to sleep
- Obama's speech seems to send student to sleep (AP)
- Wash. business offers $1,000 for stolen doormat (AP)
- Quite a feet: Oregon man runs 102 miles barefoot (AP)
- Mass. teacher finds 1792 document in classroom (AP)
- Obama's speech seems to send student to sleep (AP)
- Quite a feet: Oregon man runs 102 miles barefoot (AP)
- Girl suspended after videotaping oral-sexcapade on school bus
- Wash. business offers $1,000 for stolen doormat (AP)
- Woman defecates during arrest, throws feces at a deputy
- Twin sisters charged after their gas-stove suicide attempt fails
- Galileo lost tooth, fingers go on show in Florence (Reuters)
- Friedrich takes blast at 'bloody loud' vuvuzelas (AFP)
- Farmer fires home-made cannon to defend land (Reuters)
- Bahraini sex shop thrives in conservative Gulf (Reuters)
- Canada grilled over "half-baked fake lake" at G20 (Reuters)
- Prolific!: Texas woman accused of stealing 17 cars in two months
- Custodian arrested after urinating on traffic signal control box
- London partygoers reliving spirit of the Blitz (Reuters)
- Dial M for muddle as Germans suffer phone foul-up (Reuters)
- Mass. teacher finds 1792 document in classroom (AP)
- Japan Home to World’s Oldest Living Dog
- Couple charged after cop catches them having sex on picnic table
- Academic reveals the secret of taking penalties (Reuters)
- Chinese farmer fires homemade cannon to defend land (Reuters)
- Mich. firefighters play MCs for fireworks safety (AP)
- Calif. man gets prison for smuggling songbirds (AP)
- Canada grilled over "half-baked fake lake" at G20 (Reuters)
- Some 440 medical pot shops ordered to close in L.A (Reuters)
- Free latte for oncologists? Not without disclosure (Reuters)
- Lunch in the lav: Boston mulls restroom eateries
- Lunch in the lav: Boston mulls restroom eateries (AP)
- Nude man yelling that he's Jesus causes five-vehicle accident
- Smelly studios and fleas cause Cyprus TV walkout (Reuters)
- Cafe claims world's biggest burger (Reuters)
- Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! (Reuters)
- Indonesian Toddler Chain-Smokes 40 Cigs a Day…
- Repo man faces charges after trying to take riding lawnmower
- Woman shot for allegedly cheating during "friendly" card game
- Speed camera foe buys Tenn. city's police website
- Speed camera foe buys Tenn. city's police website (AP)
- Vuvuzela tops noise league, seen threat to hearing (Reuters)
- Jailers amazed by all the stuff an inmate stuffed into his rectum
- Man accused of tossing condoms that may have contained vomit
- Man who died in police custody tried mushrooms during "Alice" film
- 6 Pets You Can Eat In Asia
- Smelly studios and fleas cause Cyprus TV walkout (Reuters)
- NY couple weds in shark tank, wearing wet suits (AP)
- Calif. freeway closed after bear wanders in lanes (AP)
- Freeze Dry Eco-Friendly Burials: Is This The Ultimate Green?
- 3 generations of Minnesota family share birthday (AP)
- Woman goes to pick up mail, gets trapped 4 hours (AP)
- Man's attempted lawnmower repo plan goes all wrong (AP)
- Cops: Nude man yells he's 'Jesus', causes accident (AP)
- News of the Weird: "You're deported!" said America. (But don't go away mad. Take this lovely, six-figure parting gift.) (News of the Weird)
- Bikini coffee shop sparks boycott in Colo. (AP)
- NJ police: Students put animals in school ceilings (AP)
- Deputies: Fla. beekeeper stole bees from rivals (AP)
- Fla. man lends car to stranger, claims carjacking (AP)
- US rocket launch sparks Australia UFO frenzy (AFP)
- Transgender men go topless at Delaware beach (AP)
- Ladies and gentleman, Elvis is on the Minn. ballot (AP)
- Wis. man gets probation in dirty diaper theft (AP)
- Police: Break-in suspect falls asleep in hallway (AP)
- Police: RI break-in suspect falls asleep in hall (AP)
- Baseball team renames 'BP' to protest oil spill (AP)
- Police: Jealous woman pepper sprays boyfriend (AP)
- Jail officers astonished by inmate's contraband (AP)
- Man charged in Fla. after losing license plate (AP)
- NH woman allegedly assaults EMT workers (AP)
- Chinese Organ Trafficking: A Grisly And Lucrative Trade
- S. American critter found sleeping on Ill. porch (AP)
- Man mauled after smoking pot can get workers' comp (AP)
- Laurie Anderson performs Opera House dog concert (AP)
- Inventor sues after his product is turned into a sex toy for men
- Steady on! Queen Elizabeth gets US birthday wishes early (AFP)
- Man mauled after smoking pot can get workers' comp (AP)
- Naturalist pines for vanity plate nixed by Mich. (AP)
- Restaurant tells diners to eat up or else (Reuters)
- Drunk sleeps on politician's drive (Reuters)
- Kellogg drops Rice Krispies health claims (Reuters)
- Woman crashes into store, but still pays her Verizon bill
- Ladies and gentleman, Elvis is on the Minn. ballot
- Ladies and gentleman, Elvis is on the Minn. ballot (AP)
- 'I'm stuck on the hood of someone's car and I need a cop car'
- Citibank worker says good looks got her fired (Reuters)
- Paper-made towers, windmills, tables anchor Taiwan park (Reuters)
- Drunk Aussie sleeps on politician's drive (Reuters)
- Philadelphia home where mob boss was slain on sale (AP)
- Man charged in Fla. after losing license plate (AP)
- Man caught orange-handed after home vandalized three times
- Man gets probation for trying to steal dirty diapers from home
- Japanese Shaving Commercials: How Weird Can You Get?
- Restaurant tells diners to eat up or be fined and leave (Reuters)
- Police: Man accidentally shoots self in testicles (AP)
- Pa. man allegedly stole 300 porn DVDs (AP)
- Waffle House worker survives wild ride on car hood (AP)
- Transgender men go topless at Delaware beach (AP)
- Wis. man gets probation in dirty diaper theft (AP)
- Wis. man gets probation in dirty diaper theft (AP)
- Denver airport's latest sculpture: God of the dead (AP)
- Man accused of stealing 339 porn DVDs from adult bookstore
- Waffle House worker survives wild ride on car hood (AP)
- Microchip helps NY family find dog gone since 2006 (AP)
- Doubtful: Driver who flew through toll plaza claims she was hit
- Ohio woman finds groundhog hiding under car hood (AP)
- Police: Man accidentally shoots self in testicles (AP)
- Man punched while calling 911 to report punch (AP)
- Police: Man calls 911 about mom taking his beer (AP)
- Motorised bike rumours spread like wildfire in peloton (Reuters)
- Pa. man allegedly stole 300 porn DVDs (AP)
- Police called after transgendered men take off tops at a beach
- Transgender women go topless at Delaware beach (AP)
- Funeral home steps in to stop the "grim eater" (Reuters)
- Chicken death foul reflection of crime wave (Reuters)
- Hells Angels, please explain lifestyle (Reuters)
- Dad, two sons jailed after discussion of religion, demons prompts brawl
- Nokia pedals hard to stay ahead in cheap markets (Reuters)
- Transgender men go topless at Delaware beach (AP)
- Job ad says unemployed people shouldn't bother applying
- Riga beavers pose puzzling urban problem (Reuters)
- Creep taunts little girl after letting his Doberman kill rabbit
- FYI: A victim in the porn studio rampage is named "Tom Dong"
- Airline sorry for Bin Laden boarding pass image
- Prosthetic leg with Willie Nelson sticker washes ashore
- Funeral home steps in to stop the "grim eater" (Reuters)
- Buy a Hotdog, Rent a Car, and Get Some Gas!
- NC billboard attracts with charcoal, pepper scent (AP)
- Chicken death foul reflection of Sth African crime wave (Reuters)
- Australia's Hells Angels, please explain lifestyle (Reuters)
- First Ferrari theme park revs up for October opening (Reuters)
- Calif. car dealer who hexed prosecutors sentenced (AP)
- Police: Man calls 911 about mom taking his beer (AP)
- NJ teen admits defecating in classmate's soda (AP)
- Ohio woman finds groundhog hiding under car hood (AP)
- Man punched while calling 911 to report punch (AP)
- Police: Man accidentally shoots self in testicles (AP)
- Fired porn worker goes berserk, kills co-worker with prop machete
- "Give it to me," naked man tells police officer with Taser
- What the...?!: Man kills kitten for disconnecting his video game
- 4 officers, 4 Taser jolts subdue naked man in NY (AP)
- Obese Sydney bird sent to birdy bootcamp (Reuters)
- Mayor accused of beating elderly woman (Reuters)
- Witch-doctors put the magic in African team spirit (Reuters)
- Gator raid: 3-ft-long alligator collared in Mich. (AP)
- Sorry, sir, that's not the kind of meat I want see at Arby's
- School district sued after telling boy he can't wear rosary beads
- Drunk and nude man arrested after hitting sign and driving off
- India’s Transgendered Festival and the Crowning of Miss Koovagam
- Not venomous? Experts distrust abandoned cobra
- Not venomous? Experts distrust abandoned cobra (AP)
- Chocolate may cut cholesterol but only in some people (Reuters)
- Witch-doctors put the magic in African team spirit (Reuters)
- Religious leaders unite against planned Jesus cartoon (Reuters)
- Iowa City police say drunken driver was naked (AP)
- State trooper who shot 5-month-old kitten wants his job back
- Former Colorado governor had missing moon rock (AP)
- Wildlife officials find baby elk left on doorstep (AP)
- Man dies during "friendly" wrestling match with fishing buddy
- Rocket science: Mentos, Coke Zero propel vehicle (AP)
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- Thief steals trailer -- with two owners inside (Reuters)
- Lottery winner escapes father's murder plot? (Reuters)
- No more "comrades" on Beijing buses (Reuters)
- City wants worker fired for addiction 'confession' posted on Facebook
- Girl, 13, crashes SUV while driving to store with dad's permission
- Jail inmates ordered to wear hot-pink shirts "for security reasons"
- Man arrested after calling 911 to report his mom took his beer
- Prepubescent Michael Jackson Impersonator Taking World by Storm
- As speculative fever rages, China bursts bean bubble (Reuters)
- Okla. inmates' uniforms make them easy to spot (AP)
- Pa. pair born in same hospital on same day to wed (AP)
- It's a bee market! Worker bees swarm Wall Street (AP)
- Pa. pair born in same hospital on same day to wed (AP)
- Man accidentally shoots himself in the testicles at hardware store
- Chinese Professor Sent to Prison for Hosting Sex Parties
- Do your colleagues look better on Mondays? (Reuters)
- No more "comrades" on Beijing buses (Reuters)
- NY man seeking help for stray dog arrested for DWI (AP)
- Bomb squads sharpen skills in robot rodeo
- Bomb squads sharpen skills in robot rodeo (AP)
- Chinese Con Man Pretends To Be Bride
- News of the Weird: U.S. pediatricians to Third World parents: We'll mutilate your daughters a little bit -- if you promise not to mutilate them mo (News of the Weird)
- NY trash 'recycler' avoids $79K in clutter fines (AP)
- Police: Wheelchair ramp stolen from Ohio home (AP)
- Wash. sheriff has to replace inmate's locks (AP)
- Embarrassed Man Would Rather Die Than Ask For Help
- LeBron leaving Ohio ? not the Cavalier, the jaguar (AP)
- Oliver Stone: Venezuela's Chavez is misunderstood (Reuters)
- Special delivery! Chicago zoo gets 3 stork chicks (AP)
- Woman sues airline for leaving her asleep in seat (Reuters)
- Air NZ plans to let u text, email n fly - but quietly (Reuters)
- DWI suspect defecates on self, tries to wipe feces on cop
- Man uses harvesting tool to attack ex-girlfriend's boyfriend
- Wash. inmate kills entangled deer at work farm (AP)
- Brazil keeper horrified by "supermarket" World Cup ball (Reuters)
- Update: Woman left sleeping on plane after landing files lawsuit
- Are there any war veterans out there who'd like a free condo?
- Is there a war veteran out there who'd like a free condo?
- Nigeria: President Goodluck's wife wins motorcycle (AP)
- LeBron leaving Ohio ? not the Cavalier, the jaguar (AP)
- Mom sues strip club after 16-year-old daughter hired as dancer
- Sweet! Mainers make 'rocket car' with Mentos, soda
- Sweet! Mainers make 'rocket car' with Mentos, soda (AP)
- Man gets bloody nose while trying to get engagement ring back
- Bra-Removing Contest Pits Nerds Against Bras
- Second-grader orders digital yearbook, gets porn DVD instead
- Daredevil crosses Channel under cluster of balloons (AFP)
- Man crosses English Channel with helium balloons (AP)
- Alaska police stop bank robbery suspect on bike (AP)
- Air NZ plans to let u text, email n fly - but quietly (Reuters)
- Suitless in Seattle: Residents want nude beach (AP)
- Mo. 3rd-grader wins Google's `doodle' contest (AP)
- Somebody's been fooling around with a digital construction sign
- Pittsburgh nun foils wallet theft with reprimand (AP)
- Road construction sign woos Wisconsin motorists (AP)
- Store tells woman: No charge card for you because you're dead
- Kitten survives wash and spin in a washing machine (Reuters)
- 2,000-calorie milkshake tops list of worst drinks (Reuters)
- Shopping for love in Vietnam's mountains (Reuters)
- People dressed as chickens not allowed near polling places
- Boy goes to teacher for homework help, ends up being seduced
- Horde of frogs keeps Greek highway traffic slow (AP)
- Cameron turns racing tipster (Reuters)
- Woman calls police to report hubby is still married to first wife
- Public Servant in Isesaki, Japan? Bye Bye Beard
- Woman sues over "hazardous" restroom stall at beach
- Kitten survives wash and spin in a washing machine (Reuters)
- Loud muffler helps WA man retrieve stolen truck
- Loud muffler helps WA man retrieve stolen truck (AP)
- UK-Odd Summary (Reuters)
- 2,000-calorie milkshake tops list of worst U.S. drinks (Reuters)
- Really, now, you shouldn't be holding your breath while driving!
- Police in Alaska puzzled by 26 headless chickens (AP)
- Dashcam video shows trooper kicking woman who spit on him
- Man jailed after firing shots at iPhone thieves' getaway car
- German robbers destroy bank but fail to get cash (Reuters)
- Work hangovers set to rise as Cup kicks off (Reuters)
- Flood of frogs shuts down major Greek highway
- Hello? Hello? Greek PM's phone cut off by mistake (Reuters)
- Risque Venus brings Moulin Rouge style to French Open (Reuters)
- German robbers destroy bank but fail to get cash (Reuters)
- German robbers destroy bank but fail to get cash (Reuters)
- Man fined $65 for letting snake loose at "pet-friendly" Holiday Inn
- UK-Odd Summary (Reuters)
- Risque Venus brings Moulin Rouge style to French Open (Reuters)
- Sleeping woman left on plane for several hours after it lands
- Frogs closes major Greek highway (AP)
- Going Out like a Rock Star — The Nirvana Way
- Sleeping woman left on plane in Philly for 4 hours (AP)
- Woman fired for confronting Wal-Mart shoplifter gets support
- Chickens mysteriously beheaded, laid out in "peculiar pattern"
- Boy, 8, tells jury that dad forced him to get gang tattoo
- Malaysia's 93-year-old "lotus" woman regrets bound feet (Reuters)
- How does it feel? Teenager shows he's 'got Dylan' (AP)
- Minnesota horndog accused of prowling bars for drunken prey
- Man acquitted in death of policeman (Reuters)
- Spain says smoking ban to be in place in 2011 (Reuters)
- Plans delayed to sell Marcos jewelry (Reuters)
- Ann Curry apologizes for mixing up her Wheatons (AP)
- Banned Pa. gambler has to give back $2,001 jackpot (AP)
- High school jock says baby oil/veggie oil prank went too far
- Some spat-upon NYC bus drivers take months off (AP)
- Spain newcomers draw lots for unwanted No. 2 shirt (Reuters)
- Teacher has some regrets about allowing Klan outfits on campus
- Minnesotan claims honor of being U.S.'s tallest living person
- Murdered Man Reappears After a Decade
- Chicago couple found buried alive under trash
- Man sets house on fire after wife fails to have dinner ready
- Elderly hoarders may have been buried under trash for weeks
- 'Amityville Horror' home for sale in NY for $1.15M (AP)
- Piles of undelivered mail found in Mich. shed (AP)
- Water gun fight prompts hazmat case, evacuations (AP)
- Maryland trooper breaks leg, still makes arrest (AP)
- Man bites man in fight over dogs, NY officials say (AP)
- Man allegedly sets blaze because of late dinner (AP)
- Guinness finds Minn. man is tallest in US (AP)
- Man allegedly sets blaze because of late dinner (AP)
- Man drinks "some kind of mushroom tea," rips out friend's heart
- Six-Year Old Boy Saved By His Ears
- Montana man arrested for 2 DUIs 5 hours apart (AP)
- 'Frequent flyers' outsmart airport officials (AP)
- Water gun fight prompts hazmat case, evacuations (AP)
- Ex-Hooters employee: I was told to drop weight (AP)
- Check was in the mail in Mich. - a long time ago (AP)
- Maryland trooper breaks leg, still makes arrest (AP)
- Lip tattoo leads to burglary arrest in Colorado (AP)
- Woman jailed for "crude" T-shirt fails to get charge removed
- Burglar feasts on sandwiches, but leaves money (AP)
- Man bites man in fight over dogs, NY officials say
- Man bites man in fight over dogs, NY officials say (AP)
- 4-year-old Jackson impersonator a thriller (Reuters)
- Duchess of York apologizes over newspaper sting (Reuters)
- Next Philippines leader plans to keep on puffing (Reuters)
- Hooters waitress sues after being told to lose weight
- Towing company sues student for $750,000 over Facebook gripes
- Minn. mom gives birth while driving to hospital (AP)
- Cleaning man partially sucked into sausage seasoning machine
- The Japanese and 3D Just Don’t Mix
- Man with tattoo above his lip arrested in "Lil Elvis" home invasion
- Students get a kick out of kid unaware he's drinking "poop soda"
- Venezuela's Chavez plays traffic cop, stops driver (AP)
- Mich. teens accused of taking bus on joy ride (AP)
- Lip tattoo leads to burglary arrest in Colorado (AP)
- Nevada detective arrested, then informs media (AP)
- Wis. man loses relatives' ashes when car is towed (AP)
- RI mayor's brother, an ex-con, opens sandwich shop (AP)
- Paris police warn against Sunday "Facebook" party (Reuters)
- Man in room 119 arrested after mistaken 911 call (AP)
- Vt. hotel painting vanishes - and then reappears (AP)
- Suspect's sneakers foils stuffed animal hideout (AP)
- I-Fairy Robot Performs Its First Wedding
- Police: Man sucked into sausage seasoning machine (AP)
- Police: Cleaver threat prompted by BP oil spill (AP)
- $20 to see 'Shrek' on IMAX? That's a lot of green (AP)
- News of the Weird: Judge, to tennis pro Robert Dee: If you're not "the world's worst" pro, you're close enough. (News of the Weird)
- Man who drove into Calif. jail gets 9 years (AP)
- Chicken costumes banned at Nev. polling places (AP)
- Jilted Javanese Teen Chops off Penis and Throws it Down Well
- Nevada detective arrested, then informs media (AP)
- Wis. man loses relatives' ashes when car is towed (AP)
- Homeless airplane thief pays only $40 after doing $12,000 damage
- Md. man who stole, crashed plane to pay just $40 (AP)
- Teacher apologizes for biting off part of man's ear at restaurant
- Surfin' USA goes to the dogs as canine surf season opens (Reuters)
- Jackson fans to spend night among his possessions (Reuters)
- Jailed professor says orgies disturbed no one (Reuters)
- Man fined $250 in courthouse sweets-for-sex act episode
- Ohio woman avoids prison when strangers repay debt
- Teachers accused of sprinkling Holy Water on atheist colleague
- $20 to see 'Shrek' on IMAX? That's a lot of green (AP)
- Is This an Advert for Japanese Snackfoods or Nightmares?
- "I'm Jesus," says man as he pulls down woman's swimsuit
- Man tells police that God told him to walk the streets nude
- Boxer scoops Cannes dog prize (AFP)
- Jackson fans to spend night among his possessions (Reuters)
- Mexico to dust off and examine war hero bones (Reuters)
- 1794 silver dollar sells for record $7.85 million (AP)
- Cops: Conn. high school coach gave students vodka (AP)
- Police: Carjack suspect leaves ID in victim's car (AP)
- Hundreds of large feral rats found in N.M. home (AP)
- Residents with tone alert radios get weird message (AP)
- Man tells cops God told him to stroll in the nude (AP)
- Wisconsin court tells prison to give inmate his four bikini photos
- Pimp with interesting hair can't believe he got 18 years in jail
- Woman ordered to surrender her BIOCH license plates
- Wisconsin court gives inmate gift: 4 bikini photos (AP)
- Dutch start driving exam for those who fear test (AP)
- Principal accused of sending nude photos of herself to teen boy
- Woman thought to be dead found alive in Croatia (AP)
- Annoyed by mobile phone chats? Scientists explain why (Reuters)
- Ninjas rescue student from muggers (Reuters)
- Can chocolate fight aging and make your skin glow? (Reuters)
- George Washington's library book returned 221 yrs late (Reuters)
- Sustainability 101: The Rice Bra
- Bus driver fired after getting caught tossing her feces onto streets
- Man busted for bogus nuptials cooked up at Buffalo Wild Wings
- Young golfers may have targeted couple in a canoe
- Oops!: Bus driver takes students to Six Flags instead of school
- NJ school bus takes wrong students on field trip (AP)
- Catalytic converter thefts rise with metals prices (Reuters)
- Maradona runs over cameraman in car (Reuters)
- Freeze-dry, eco-friendly burials set for global launch (Reuters)
- George Washington's library book returned 221 years late (Reuters)
- Apple laptop user has "vultures" lawsuit dismissed (Reuters)
- Labor group offers to lease Texas gov. mobile home (AP)
- ND man charged with fraud after fairy tale wedding (AP)
- Drunk arrested for taking shortcut to ballpark concession stand
- Oops!: Jailers put witness and man he implicated in same cell
- Women allegedly try to smuggle meth inside Bible
- Women allegedly try to smuggle meth inside Bible (AP)
- DUI suspect carried from field in tractor bucket (AP)
- Nursing aide charged after licking painkiller from patient's patch
- Organ trafficking trial exposes grisly trade (Reuters)
- "Illegal" second wife lands politician in jail (Reuters)
- Sex shop to give away "Pope condoms" (Reuters)
- Unsure about customs laws? There's an app for that (Reuters)
- Making cold calls? People would rather give up sex (Reuters)
- Octomom unveiling pet birth control banner (AP)
- Utah judge says rapping a McDonald's food order isn't a crime
- "The devil made me do it," says bank robber after his arrest
- Screaming man on riding lawn mower brings in 15 calls to cops
- Police: Man cut across outfield to get concessions (AP)
- Chikan Subway Gropers Beware!
- Teacher put on leave over Obama assassination mention in class
- 2 lambs found at Ohio school in apparent prank (AP)
- "Illegal" second wife lands Malaysia politician in jail (Reuters)
- Ex-NASCAR driver leads cops on 140 mph pursuit in Corvette
- Workers asked to return bonuses after 16 years (AP)
- UK-Odd Summary (Reuters)
- Making cold calls? People would rather give up sex (Reuters)
- Cops find naked drunken teen in stranger's bathtub (AP)
- Police: Pa. woman hid in coffin to escape custody (AP)
- Ala. teacher uses assassination example in class (AP)
- McPrankster found not guilty in Utah rap case (AP)
- Donor surprises Fla. museum with an O'Keeffe (AP)
- Iowa couple find rare armadillo roadkill (AP)
- Neb. GOP sheriff's race decided by playing cards
- Cops find naked drunken teen in stranger's bathtub (AP)
- Ala. teacher uses assassination example in class (AP)
- UK-Odd Summary (Reuters)
- Homeless ex-money manager arrested for "beating up" ATM
- Former NASCAR racer jailed after high-speed chase (AP)
- Woman hides in coffin at funeral home to avoid incarceration
- Student barred from course for using f-word outside of class
- Man accused of duping Harvard pleads not guilty (AP)
- Neb. sheriff candidates draw cards for GOP nod (AP)
- Indiana couple flooded with calls about tax bills (AP)
- Chicken Hut customers step over body to get take-out orders
- Man stabs bar owner during fight over juke box volume
- Police: Pa. woman hid in coffin to escape custody
- Police: Pa. woman hid in coffin to escape custody (AP)
- Waitress fired over tip complaint on Facebook has many defenders
- Ex-student indicted after conning his way into Harvard
- A Modern Noah’s Ark: Plastic Bottles instead of Wood
- Wendy's customer pulls out stun gun after not getting condiments
- Woman charged with stun gun chase at Wendy's (AP)
- City boffins figure it out ... England to win World Cup (Reuters)
- Verizon dismisses Mass. man's $18,000 phone bill (AP)
- Del. man charged with faking his way into Harvard (AP)
- Men allegedly use case of beer as weapon in heist (AP)
- Roaming bear traps NJ paramedics inside building (AP)
- Worker finds $20,000 hidden in back of armoire (AP)
- Man accused in stabbing over juke box volume (AP)
- Milan's U.S. defender Onyewu decides to play for free (Reuters)
- Voyeur with video camera picks the wrong house to visit
- Journalist calls 911 after finding live groundhog in car engine
- Doomsday safe-haven offered under Mojave Desert (AP)
- Money woes prompt hubby, wife to start high-end escort service
- Guitarist falls ill after taking Viagra (Reuters)
- Lasers, iPods, for a funeral of a lifetime (Reuters)
- Modern Etiquette: Tips for dining for business success (Reuters)
- Waitress fired for griping about tip on Facebook (AP)
- Female jail guard accused of hanky-panky with female inmate
- Principal's misdirected e-mail tells parent to 'eat shit and die'
- Town's "Yeild" signs replaced after misspelling reported on TV
- Chinese Man Dines on a Lightbulb for Breakfast
- College valedictorian ends speech by proposing to her boyfriend
- Ballplayer pulls it out on field, urinates during National Anthem
- UK-Odd Summary (Reuters)
- NJ college valedictorian proposes to boyfriend (AP)
- News of the Weird: Government-funded vacations and flipping off cops -- are they now human rights? (News of the Weird)
- Eyes flashing, robot conducts wedding in Tokyo
- Vet says NY dog needs Viagra for heart condition (AP)
- Police: Woman accused of scooter theft ups ante (AP)
- Dad accused of throwing boiling water on son (AP)
- The Ball Inverted Pendulum: The Bowling Robot
- Iowa woman accused of heart monitor theft (AP)
- Pa. man, 85, gets probation for tree slashing (AP)
- Eyes flashing, robot conducts wedding in Tokyo (AP)
- Calif. coach makes players drink soda from shoe (AP)
- 'Yeild to bikes' street signs removed in Nevada (AP)
- Police: Southern NJ 'robbery' was failed drug deal (AP)
- India Now Hiring Trained Executioners!
- Minor injury for photo-taking hiker bitten by bear (AP)
- Topless woman arrested for stealing wine and driving drunk
- U.S. rights group sues to protect right to swear (Reuters)
- Russell Crowe snaps over "Irish" Robin Hood accent (Reuters)
- Amorous Aussie roo has outback residents hopping (Reuters)
- Tiger Woods' neighbor will tell you all about the golfer -- for $3.99
- Calif. investigating high school strippers (AP)
- 20K pieces of mail end up in Pa. carrier's garage (AP)
- Adopt-a-highway crews find wallet with $170 (AP)
- Woman arrested after demanding reward for cell phone she found
- Autistic teen suspended over "terroristic threats" in drawing
- Man calls police after teens try to steal his marijuana plants
- Korean Woman Earns License After 960 Tries
- Wellness a medical cost? Answer key to HMO profit (Reuters)
- Alligators, snakes, rodents rescued in Milwaukee (AP)
- Wash. dad charged with branding kids is acquitted (AP)
- Help Hillary Clinton, spend a day with her husband (AFP)
- Man arrested after failing to pull off car-bomb suicide
- "King" sues after being thrown by horse at Medieval Times event
- Genes explain why Tibetans thrive in high places (Reuters)
- Half of Russians believe bribery solves "problems" (Reuters)
- Paris scorns lovers with scour of romantic bridge (Reuters)
- Gulf hotel installs gold-dispensing machine (Reuters)
- Female touch can influence decisions, behaviour - study (Reuters)
- Thieves steal crematory's hearse with corpse still inside
- Mules will help in radiation survey at LA-area lab (AP)
- Thieves steal Ohio hearse, dump corpse, leave note (AP)
- Taco Bell drive-thru customer mistakenly gets bag with $2,000
- Man, 84, accused of running down brother-in-law in money spat
- Boy tries to buy Mother's Day present with counterfeit $1 bill
- What’s on the menu tonight? RATS!
- Psychic accused of thievery told clients that "money is evil"
- China scientists find use for cigarette butts (Reuters)
- Searching for husbands, muses, on "Craigslist TV" (Reuters)
- Police: 'pilgrims' didn't pray, they smuggled
- Accused flasher claims he was just scratching it in the car
- What the...?!: Man arrested for sexual abuse of goat
- Conn. judge: Elderly sister can keep lottery prize
- Utah man, 84, accused of running over relative
- Rare 'King of Herrings' found off Swedish coast
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- Thief steals sex-toy store's delivery van containing $10K in goods
- American held at Cairo airport with weapons (Reuters)
- Driving schools rev up with BMWs, manicures (Reuters)
- Drunk and pregnant driver arrested after crashing into home
- Rare 'King of Herrings' found off Swedish coast (AP)
- Man gunned down after his puppy urinates on neighbor's lawn
- Bus driver accused of lewd spanking of 7-year-old girl
- Chinese Couple Divorces Three Times In A Week
- Students engage in classroom sexcapade rather than watch film
- Even teddy bears need a holiday...in Finland (Reuters)
- Marathon queen Takahashi opens veggie farm (Reuters)
- Bottle-wielding man foils Va. truck-stop robbery
- Woman accused of forcing son to smoke in 'lesson'
- Woman accused of forcing son to smoke in 'lesson' (AP)
- Bottle-wielding man foils Va. truck-stop robbery (AP)
- Police: Pa. pair forced man into boxers over drugs
- Police: Pa. pair forced man into boxers over drugs (AP)
- Gospel musicians charged in Ga. church break-ins
- Gospel musicians charged in Ga. church break-ins (AP)
- Woman forces 5-year-old boy to smoke to teach him a lesson
- Mass. woman pleads to impersonating FBI supervisor
- Mass. woman pleads to impersonating FBI supervisor (AP)
- Who caused sell-off? Space aliens or fat finger (Reuters)
- Woman accused of forcing son to smoke in 'lesson' (AP)
- Bottle-wielding man foils Va. truck-stop robbery (AP)
- Irish sellers of "legal highs" face life in jail (Reuters)
- Irish sellers of "legal highs" face life in jail (Reuters)
- The beer won't run out during World Cup (Reuters)
- Moth-munching bird finds perch at Twins ballpark
- "Sparkle" and "Milkshake" arrested for prostitution at Ramada Inn
- Video: Aussie father clasps infant as car hits
- Man wearing Cheesecake Factory garb robs Cheesecake Factory
- LA shelter meal goes wild with bear tacos
- Student causes uproar with black-face Lil Wayne impersonation
- "Belligerent" man threatens to blow up bar after he's cut off
- "Murdered" Chinese man reappears after 10 years (Reuters)
- The Gumbygate Scandal: China’s Haibao versus America’s Gumby
- Taiwan MPs brawl over opening universities to China (Reuters)
- Nebraska police nab alleged 'toilet paper' bandit
- Nebraska police nab alleged 'toilet paper' bandit (AP)
- Scammer claiming to be yo-yo champ gets booked on TV shows
- Peru moms celebrate their day in the boxing ring
- Peru moms celebrate their day in the boxing ring (AP)
- Police: Man makes up robbery to get ride home (AP)
- Nebraska police nab alleged 'toilet paper' bandit (AP)
- Minnesota city stops providing free doggie bags
- Minnesota city stops providing free doggie bags (AP)
- College football coach offers excuses for his strip-club shenanigans
- Drunk dad, 57, lets 9-year-old daughter drive family minivan
- Update: Mom returns Gossip Girl-inspired books, won't pay fine
- Man says he was tortured with urine, rotting deer carcass
- Braden's feisty grandmother has words for A-Rod (Reuters)
- Mom of 15 charged after leaving 3-year-old girl at Wal-Mart
- Sheriff to let jail inmates pick up dead animals along the road
- Do Cows Respond To Music?
- Man who fired handgun into his groin found guilty by jury
- No More Doughnuts for Nepalese Police Officers
- Mini-trampolines: catching cardio on the rebound (Reuters)
- Reggie the gator, new mate go public at LA Zoo
- Man in burning truck drives to fire station
- Fla. teen bets to wear same shoes until graduation
- Colo. man convicted of shooting himself in groin
- Fla. teen bets to wear same shoes til graduation (AP)
- Police: Man makes up robbery to get ride home
- Police: Man makes up robbery to get ride home (AP)
- Bali’s Beach Gigolos Arrested for Gold Digging
- Thieves abandon Malaysian top cop's car; say sorry
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- Thieves abandon Malaysian top cop's car; say sorry (AP)
- Man in burning truck drives to fire station (AP)
- Colo. man convicted of shooting himself in groin (AP)
- Michigan inmates get work picking up roadkill
- Michigan inmates get work picking up roadkill (AP)
- 4,000-pound rhinoceros escapes cage at Fla. zoo
- 4,000-pound rhinoceros escapes cage at Fla. zoo (AP)
- Hair, fur, nylons join fight to hold back US oil spill (AFP)
- "Murdered" Chinese man reappears after 10 years (Reuters)
- News of the Weird: "Boobquake" rocks the world of seismology (News of the Weird)
- Belly Dancing For Men: Why Not?
- Canada searching for national bird to rival US bald eagle (AFP)
- Reggie the gator gets new mate at Los Angeles Zoo (AP)
- World Cup police chief braced for Obama visit (AFP)
- "Sweet and caring" teen girl's pals surprised by her double life
- Third-grader gets week's detention for possessing a Jolly Rancher
- French approve return of Maori warrior heads (Reuters)
- Swiss yodellers up in arms about playback tapes (AFP)
- Would-be bank robber tries to eat note after seeing cop in line
- Real-life Newman (from Seinfeld) busted for stashing mail in trunk
- Student wins bet that he can wear same sneakers for four years
- Eels Devours Man’s Bowels
- Lord Jesus Christ (his real name) hit by Mass. car
- Lord Jesus Christ (his real name) hit by Mass. car (AP)
- Driver cited after running down Lord Jesus Christ in the crosswalk
- Shoe fans aTwitter in dash for Jimmy Choos (Reuters)
- Police: Woman attempts robbery, tries to eat note (AP)
- Airport screener beats co-worker over jokes about penis size
- Neanderthals live on in some of us - DNA study (Reuters)
- Ohio police warn of mysterious pair of peacocks (AP)
- Team berated for Hooters sponsorship deal (Reuters)
- Police: Woman attempts robbery, tries to eat note (AP)
- Mom refuses to return "racy" books she checked out of library
- Candles offer a whiff of White Castle's burgers (AP)
- Man ges three years in prison for tattoo on toddler's butt
- Man dressed in Muslim burkha robs jewellers (Reuters)
- LA County probes alleged beauty salon in baby ICU
- Police: Ohio woman tried to rob bank, cop in line (AP)
- Woman spends two days in jail for wearing "offensive" T-shirt
- Woman guilty of giving out dog treats laced with Tylenol
- Human "pinball machine" accused of smashing into mobile homes
- Introducing the Gateway of India Laughing Club — HAHAHA!
- Finnish festival invites you to create new opera (Reuters)
- South Korean driver earns license on 960th try
- South Korean driver earns license on 960th try (AP)
- Runaway emu captured in SC after 10 block chase (AP)
- Man accused of smashing van into mobile homes (AP)
- Growling sea lion pup pulled from under police car (AP)
- Mass. church to offer worship services for dogs (AP)
- Man charged with stealing firefighter's helmet (AP)
- Up in smoke: Man wins at casino, loses it in blaze (AP)
- Runaway emu captured in SC after 10 block chase (AP)
- Man who asked athletes for piggyback rides jailed (AP)
- Italy hosts its first divorce fair (Reuters)
- Chinese farmer imprisoned for fake tiger photos (Reuters)
- Growling sea lion pup pulled from under police car (AP)
- Woman shoots husband after their lovemaking gets too rough
- Italy hosts its first divorce fair (Reuters)
- Man with piggyback ride fetish arrested on drug charges
- Boulder man aims to stop Gulf of Mexico oil spill with meditation