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- Woman delivers surprise baby, picks up other son (AP)
- Pet shop owner claims fish is 43, weighs 20 pounds (AP)
- NYC chef creates breast milk cheese (AP)
- Bottled 'ghosts' sold online in New Zealand (AFP)
- Chocolate-powered racecar makes sustainability sexy (Reuters)
- Residents flee Angolan village invaded by elephants (Reuters)
- Cyprus police find stolen corpse of ex-president (Reuters)
- Horned Up Elephant Stampedes Through Hindu Wedding
- eBay item: Xbox that brought down Baltimore mayor (AP)
- Civil war buff's muzzleloader accidentally discharges in class
- Women accused of tricking drunk guys into revealing PIN numbers
- Chocolate-powered racecar makes sustainability sexy (Reuters)
- "Lonely" mom jailed after daughter misses half year of school
- Man arrested for smoking pot on his way home from prison
- Forget the Boogyman, We Have The Namahage
- Woman "afraid to set foot in her house" after bank screw-up
- Cypriot police find stolen corpse of ex-president (Reuters)
- Pa. suit: Bank wrongly repossessed home, took bird (AP)
- Police hunt for Teddy Roosevelt walrus tusk thief (AP)
- 'Old Baldy' horse head going back up in Philly (AP)
- New Zealand woman sells souls to highest bidder
- New Zealand woman sells souls to highest bidder (AP)
- Lender putting www.sex.com on auction block (Reuters)
- 'Old Baldy' horse head going back up in Philly (AP)
- Michigan school district ordered to pay $800,000 to bullied student
- Giant Monster From the Deep: Japanese Spider Crab
- Seal meat to be on menu at Canadian Parliament (Reuters)
- Canada drops plans for politically correct anthem (Reuters)
- U.S. blacks, Hispanics losing more sleep over worries (Reuters)
- Seal meat to be on menu at Canadian Parliament (Reuters)
- College student jailed over class project involving dynamite/Toyota
- Some tea retailers have a problem with the Tea Party movement
- For South Korean Couple, Virtual Baby Takes Precedence
- Driver shaving bikini area while ex-hubby steers causes crash
- Man slugs McDonald's customer, 82, for taking favorite parking spot
- Japan town baffled by 'kangaroo' sightings (AFP)
- Seduction and Murder: Hired Marriage Wreckers Exposed in Japan
- Inmate charged with squirting breast milk at female jail deputy
- Woman charged in breast milk assault on jailer
- McDonald's parking spot dispute turns violent (AP)
- Accused scratch-off thief returns to same store (AP)
- Police: Woman again tries using cabs to steal TVs (AP)
- Woman allegedly stabs ex after looking at phone (AP)
- Granny camps out 43 hours for grandson's ice cream (AP)
- Woman charged in breast milk assault on jailer (AP)
- Taiwan Fears Smoking in Movies more than Violence
- Ex-intelligence officer wins USA Memory Championship (AFP)
- Key West, Fla., man wins conch shell blowing title (AP)
- Key West, Fla., man wins conch shell blowing title (AP)
- Pigs Get Time Off To Improve Pork Quality
- Chavez mocks Clinton as "blond Condoleezza" (Reuters)
- Oscar suites break out the gifts, Twittens anyone? (Reuters)
- Colombia candidate gets shoe-tossing treatment (Reuters)
- Canada drops plans for politically correct anthem (Reuters)
- No oath ? no conviction, Mich. court says (AP)
- Send us pig fat not chaos, Putin tells Ukrainian leader (AFP)
- Teacher, 41, accused of sending nude photos of herself to boy
- Aussie underwear has gone bananas (Reuters)
- Hamas bans men from women's hair salons in Gaza (Reuters)
- "Facebook flasher" charged after sending nude photo to woman
- Girl crashes into house while en route to egg ex-boyfriend's car
- Japanese Mental Clinic Plays Mind Tricks on Visitors
- Three brothers who played Army as kids all head to Iraq
- Cops: Indecent exposure suspect had bag of women's undies
- Man avoids hitting "cute" cows after steering wheel comes loose
- 14 Month-Old Child Grows Fish Scales Over Body
- Parents avoid car payments by making teen daughter have sex
- Aussie underwear has gone bananas (Reuters)
- Man OK after steering wheel pops off while driving (AP)
- Birdsong proves welcome wake-up (Reuters)
- Mass. mortuary hopes chili cook-off brings 'life'
- SC cop stops go-cart, arrests man on drug charges (AP)
- Mass. mortuary hopes chili cook-off brings 'life' (AP)
- Police say cook put body hair in cop's sandwich (AP)
- Utah man determined to get arrested gets his wish (AP)
- Shrink: No mental impairment in woman who taped dog to fridge
- US police order nude snow sculpture covered (AFP)
- Police say cook put body hair in cop's sandwich (AP)
- Utah man determined to get arrested gets his wish (AP)
- Firefighters free duck stuck in Santa Fe chimney (AP)
- SC cop stops go-cart, arrests man on drug charges (AP)
- Mass. mortuary hopes chili cook-off brings 'life' (AP)
- Escaped Wash. inmate caught sinking in Moses Lake (AP)
- Cook accused of putting "body hair" in cop's bagel sandwich
- Indonesia Bans Buffalo From Public Rallies
- Smart Spending: Tips for donating effectively (AP)
- Oregon DMV workers beg the bosses to turn off the Muzak
- Snake reappears in 16th century Elizabeth portrait (Reuters)
- Pilot with fake licence arrested at airport (Reuters)
- London stage fright: rats, mice and fleas: survey (Reuters)
- Chinese youth accused of not being fighting fit (Reuters)
- Canada may adopt gender-neutral national anthem (Reuters)
- Man accused of performing circumcisions without a license
- Cops order New Jersey family to cover their "saucy" snow woman
- "North Londonshire" plan sparks Middle England ire (Reuters)
- India’s Untouchable Millionaire
- Women tell guys to have naked snowball fight to prove they're cool
- Judge orders satirical Web site to remove giraffe attack story
- Elusive Fla. monkey dodges captors, defies darts (AP)
- British granny takes French party scene by storm (Reuters)
- Still a sticky issue: Singapore keeps gum ban (AP)
- Patients try to keep appointments with jailed doc
- Some unhappy with bikini ad for Perky Cups coffee (AP)
- Pa. man faces charges for 3 incidents in 3 hours (AP)
- Ky. deputy tries to shoot his way out of cell (AP)
- Tacoma police find naked woman tied to a tree (AP)
- RI woman accused of tossing coffee at parking cop (AP)
- Conn. town warns residents about harmful hawk (AP)
- Patients try to keep appointments with jailed doc (AP)
- Official: Grass case against Calif. man to be cut (AP)
- Conn. town warns residents about harmful hawk (AP)
- Some unhappy with bikini ad for Perky Cups coffee (AP)
- Pa. man faces charges for 3 incidents in 3 hours (AP)
- RI woman accused of tossing coffee at parking cop (AP)
- Tacoma police find naked woman tied to a tree (AP)
- Castrate Knut the Polar bear - animal rights group (Reuters)
- Child's play at NY air traffic tower sparks inquiry (Reuters)
- Man leads cops on chase with 84-year-old mom in passenger seat
- Mice infest UK's Westminster Palace in London (AP)
- Cops: Woman left baby alone while she was at Dunkin' Donuts job
- Child clears airliners for take-off at JFK (AFP)
- City: We can't do anything about "racy" coffee shop banner
- China Farmer Lives Up A Tree
- Child's play at air traffic tower sparks inquiry (Reuters)
- Army nixes raid after Facebook leak? (Reuters)
- "Hurt Locker" producers sued days before Oscars (Reuters)
- Ky. deputy tries to shoot his way out of cell (AP)
- Nurse who refused to draw blood from DUI suspect gets $78,000
- Politico broke law by using campaign funds to pay for hair care
- Dozens evacuated in St. Petersburg over bag containing croissant
- Newlyweds spend first night as hubby/wife in separate jail cells
- 2,000,000+ Naked Hindu Men and Counting….
- Mass. newlywed couple spend 1st night in jail
- Calif. couple who removed lawn plead not guilty (AP)
- Driver in doghouse after walking pet while in car (AP)
- Cops: 'Distracted' drunken driver slams into home (AP)
- Mad emu attacks deputies along El Paso freeway (AP)
- Mass. newlywed couple spend 1st night in jail (AP)
- Mad emu attacks deputies along El Paso freeway (AP)
- Mass. newlywed couple spends first night in jail (AP)
- Pickup truck driver plows into home while engaged in sexcapade
- Calif. couple face court date for removing lawn (AP)
- Cops: 'Distracted' drunken driver slams into home (AP)
- Woman sells ex's boat after he skips town with another woman
- Marriages last longer than living together? (Reuters)
- Driver in doghouse after walking pet while in car
- Driver in doghouse after walking pet while in car (AP)
- Topeka renames (unofficially) to `Google, Kan.' (AP)
- Falling Pensioner Lands on Passing Pedestrian
- Former US Rep. Foley opens Fla. consignment shop
- Drunk crashes car into snow bank, tells cops the vehicle was stolen
- Fog from music video shoot spurs Pa. fire report (AP)
- Woman surprised to give birth to son on her wedding day
- Ants and Worms: They Do a Body Good!
- Fight starts at Wendy's when man cuts in line to ask for sauce
- Teens caught stealing move theater's 4-foot-tall plastic chipmunk
- Getting naked for art at the Sydney Opera House (Reuters)
- Bones, not bamboo, sate wild panda's appetite (Reuters)
- Comedy of errors hurts Berlusconi in election run-up (Reuters)
- Driving ban for Powell after drunken golf buggy ride (Reuters)
- Police catch man snorting drugs on their car (Reuters)
- Ohio woman gets married, has baby on same day (AP)
- Police: Vt. woman drives drunk, spits on officer (AP)
- Goat leads Texas police on 30-minute chase (AP)
- Fla. man allegedly calls 911 more than 200 times (AP)
- Cops: Man shoots up room, puts clock in microwave (AP)
- "God delivered me from evil and placed me in Albion, Michigan"
- Police: Vt. woman drives drunk, spits on officer (AP)
- Goat leads Texas police on 30-minute chase (AP)
- Fla. man allegedly calls 911 more than 200 times (AP)
- SC bill would get rid of filing law for terrorists (AP)
- Cops: Man shoots up room, puts clock in microwave (AP)
- New-on-the-job Toyota salesman is shot during test drive
- Quadruplet Sisters All Work in Same Job
- Schools closed after parent expresses concern about Facebook post
- Tanks a lot... (Reuters)
- Panda found eating like a pig (Reuters)
- Oregon man fights for the right to give cops the finger
- Mom explains to cops why girl, 2, was left alone at Chuck E. Cheese
- Woman arrested after trying to beat drug test with boy's urine
- Twelve Hundred Pairs of Shoes Stolen from Funeral Homes
- 5,200 Australians bare all for photo shoot
- Unpaid $68 dental bill dogs Utah homeowner (AP)
- 5,200 Australians bare all for photo shoot (AP)
- Indian Polygamist Expecting 31st Child
- News of the Weird: A new leather chastity belt for dogs -- but it gets ugly when horny males start gnawing at the straps (News of the Weird)
- Groom Accidentally Shot by Bride’s Uncle at Wedding
- Ohio police officers get drunk ? on purpose (AP)
- Ala. man attacked with Worcestershire sauce bottle (AP)
- Read this before sending your next "private" Facebook message
- Air mail: Crews search wilderness for mail bags (AP)
- Baby born in traffic jam as leader drives by (Reuters)
- Woman gets 45 days in jail for crashing weddings, stealing gifts
- Man must pay for injury caused in suicide bid (Reuters)
- Man caught robbing same bank twice in 24 hours (Reuters)
- Boozy chimp sent to rehab (Reuters)
- Naked man exposes self to librarian, flees with children's books
- Man sues after police, jailers refuse him care for frozen feet
- Woman drinks Colt 45 40-ouncer, then heads to school with sword
- Man caught robbing same bank twice in 24 hours (Reuters)
- No Bull: Tiger Loses Challenge With Bull
- Woman blindfolds husband for "surprise," hits him with hammer
- It’s a Plane… It’s a Bird… It’s a Levitating Senior Citizen!
- Pizzeria worker sees Jesus in a bucket of tomato sauce
- Boozy chimp sent to rehab (Reuters)
- Italian billionaire goes from jet to jail (Reuters)
- Woman accused of sending daughter to steal purse (AP)
- Drunk mom allegedly runs through school with sword
- 80-year-old burglar gets 3 years in Calif. prison
- Woman pleads guilty in hammer attack on husband (AP)
- Drunk mom allegedly runs through school with sword (AP)
- 80-year-old burglar gets 3 years in Calif. prison (AP)
- Drunk mom allegedly runs through school with sword (AP)
- 'Zombies' have free speech rights too, US court rules (AFP)
- Virginia couple's German shepherd found in Florida (AP)
- Woman pleads guilty in hammer attack on husband (AP)
- NC man violates probation to appear on Springer (AP)
- 80-year-old burglar gets 3 years in Calif. prison (AP)
- Cyber Wonder from Japan: The Robot Snowplow
- Hollister fires Muslim woman for wearing head scarf at work
- Woman complaining about movie experience is told to "f- yourself"
- Cigarette-Smoking, Alcoholic Jesus Pisses Off Indian Church
- Tax officials caught over unpaid fines (Reuters)
- Tribes show best camels at beauty pageant (Reuters)
- Gnome poster removed before Medvedev visit? (Reuters)
- Women only: airline to have female toilets (Reuters)
- Sicko pulls plastic rifle at coffee shop where cops were killed
- Male teen who posed as girl on Facebook gets 15 years in prison
- Man reunited with wallet after more than 60 years (AP)
- Ancient Dolls May be the Origin of Japanese Robots
- Man busted after driving with gas nozzle, hose dangling from tank
- Orange County couple faces jail for removing their lawn
- Dubai Mall partly evacuated after aquarium leak (Reuters)
- A bottle of pills to kick the bottle (Reuters)
- Something fishy? Eco-guide lists seafood to avoid (Reuters)
- Pakistan kite ban grounds Lahorites festival plans (Reuters)
- Debauchery rife on migrant voyage to Australia (Reuters)
- Parking dispute prompts shootout with Pa. police (AP)
- Driver with gas hose dangling from truck arrested
- Bandits rob delivery man of chicken wings in Ga. (AP)
- Bikini barista charged after wearing only pasties on her breasts
- Driver with gas hose dangling from truck arrested (AP)
- Bikini barista charged with public exposure (AP)
- Pa. county at odds with toilet-clogging inmates (AP)
- Tampa man arrested for wearing clown mask, wig (AP)
- Cops: Fla. thieves overheard after misdialing 911 (AP)
- Man hit by train twice in 2 weeks in California (AP)
- Protestant head quits after drunk driving (Reuters)
- Women only: airline to have female toilets (Reuters)
- A cruise to remember.. (Reuters)
- Introducing Beijing’s Supermarket of Love
- Tampa man charged with wearing a clown mask on a public road
- Costa Mesa man hit by same Metrolink train twice in two weeks
- Las Vegas dentist accused of setting up spycam in his bathroom
- Tired at Work? Try the Workaholic Pillow!
- Deputy injured when he and colleague crash their Segways
- Cops: Fla. thieves overheard after misdialing 911
- Exhibit lifts the skirts on feminine footwear (Reuters)
- Record snow fall blankets Moscow (Reuters)
- UK-Odd Summary (Reuters)
- It's snow joke: Snowmen protest Mich. tax increase (AP)
- Man with holstered gun rides horse to church (AP)
- Police: Irate NY man uses backhoe to crush 30 cars (AP)
- Puppet cleavage a no-no for Colo. bus shelter ads (AP)
- Flying spaniel survives 300-foot fall off UK cliff (AP)
- Snow castle sets scene for Ohio marriage proposal (AP)
- Woman says her love handles saved her life (AP)
- Flying spaniel survives 300-foot fall off UK cliff (AP)
- Man with holstered gun rides horse to church (AP)
- "My love handles saved my life," says woman shot at bar
- Snow castle sets scene for Ohio marriage proposal (AP)
- Puppet cleavage a no-no for Colo. bus shelter ads (AP)
- Police: Irate NY man uses backhoe to crush 30 cars (AP)
- Woman says her love handles saved her life (AP)
- Ky. wants to drop 'dueling' from officials' oath (AP)
- Store employee accused of masturbating behind the meat counter
- Man busted for stealing women's panties at real estate open houses
- Watch this movie and win $10,000? (Reuters)
- Protestant leader regrets driving drunk (Reuters)
- Her Facebook status changed to "single?" Ur dumped (Reuters)
- Teen arrested after using bomb to blow up tree on his yard
- A Squirrel Fishin’ We Will Go!
- Minneapolis Hilton Hotel ballroom sex orgy lawsuit quietly settled
- UK-Odd Summary (Reuters)
- Teen's break dancing causes $3,000 damages to floor
- Ohio man bulldozes $350K home to avoid foreclosure
- Ohio man bulldozes $350K home to avoid foreclosure (AP)
- Her Facebook status changed to "single?" Ur dumped (Reuters)
- Russian coach in odd double celebration (Reuters)
- Thousands give last rites to dead whale in Vietnam (AP)
- Guinness: Arizona Great Dane is tallest dog ever (AP)
- Ohio man bulldozes $350K home to avoid foreclosure (AP)
- Man arrested after sending more than 500 texts on stolen phone
- Guinness: Arizona Great Dane is tallest dog ever (AP)
- Police: Break-dancing teen's belt gouges floor (AP)
- N.M. parents upset over porn mix-up in classroom (AP)
- Cops: Man asks for ride, allegedly steals cruiser (AP)
- Police: Woman shoots at hubby over tax return cash (AP)
- Police: Man sends over 500 texts on stolen phone (AP)
- New travel agency offers the bear necessities (Reuters)
- Adrenaline addicts seek designer thrills (Reuters)
- Who let the dogs pig out? (Reuters)
- Delta, Atlanta airport negotiations jolted by discovery of spy pen
- Is ex-wrestler Flair's fourth marriage over in just three months?
- FYI: "Porn addiction destroys relationships and lives"
- Oops!: NRA gun instructor accidentally shoots student in the foot
- Condom Producers Use Condom Art to Promote Condom Use
- Woman shoots at hubby for not turning over tax-return money
- New travel agency offers the bear necessities (Reuters)
- Focus is on wrong trousers in Alpine skiing - Svindal (Reuters)
- Nepal's shortest man in quest for world record
- SC archaeologists say early octagonal house found (AP)
- Man arrested for arson after bragging about blaze (AP)
- Woman finds unclaimed insurance check from 1978 (AP)
- Police: Student willingly had his buttocks branded (AP)
- Japanese Sitting Dog Assumes Meditative Pose
- Mpls. thinks woman's $1,600 water bill is correct (AP)
- Nepal's shortest man in quest for world record (AP)
- Obama statue to be moved to Indonesia school yard (Reuters)
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- Fluid Space: Architect’s Answer to Cramped Living Quarters
- Japan's synchronised swimmers face nail art ban (Reuters)
- Vt. clerk foils robber with 'Let me call my wife' (AP)
- Police: Student willingly had his buttocks branded (AP)
- Cops: Man beaten with high-heel on Valentine's Day (AP)
- Kaiser patients find glass in chicken noodle soup (AP)
- Udderly awesome Holstein sets production record (AP)
- Police: Man rides on car hood in his underwear (AP)
- Woman finds unclaimed insurance check from 1978 (AP)
- Vt. clerk foils robber with 'Let me call my wife' (AP)
- Udderly awesome Holstein sets production record (AP)
- Police: Student willingly had his buttocks branded (AP)
- Kaiser patients find glass in chicken noodle soup (AP)
- Man beaten with high-heel during Waffle House Valentine's date
- Police: Man rides on car hood in his underwear (AP)
- Woman finds unclaimed insurance check from 1978 (AP)
- Cops: Man beaten with high-heel on Valentine's Day (AP)
- Ex-"Family Ties" star has applied for a medical marijuana license
- Gnome poster removed before Medvedev visit? (Reuters)
- Cat food latest weapon against Australia's cane toads (Reuters)
- Service at sword point at "Ninja" restaurant (Reuters)
- Man accidentally leaves drug deal information on boss's phone
- Police capture escaped zebra in downtown Atlanta
- Man busted after shipping pot in slow-cooker, toaster oven
- Apartment manager beats tenant to death for locking himself out
- Wasabi Smoke Alarm Wakes up the Deaf
- Serial killer Bundy's VW goes on display at DC crime museum
- North Korea Still Rubbing Salt in Old Wounds
- Chicago has openings for two good men or women (Reuters)
- Gnome poster removed before Medvedev visit-website (Reuters)
- Grandma targets pit bulls after grandson buys dogs (AP)
- Docs leave foot-long instrument in woman's abdomen (AP)
- Police capture escaped zebra in downtown Atlanta (AP)
- Grandma targets pit bulls after grandson buys dogs (AP)
- Police capture escaped zebra in downtown Atlanta (AP)
- Indian Community Shuts Out Woman for Inter-Caste Mixing
- Man escapes from police, then runs head first into steel pole
- Cuba asks its mules to raise a hoof and be counted (AP)
- Md. lawmaker: Ban first-cousin marriages as unsafe (AP)
- Champion US dog Sadie opens Wall Street trading (AFP)
- "Alternative" weekly cans reporter for obscenity in e-mail
- What the...?!: Onlookers encourage suicidal man to jump
- Woman arrested after attacking hubby for peeing on the floor
- Mom charged with hitting son, 21, with Louisville Slugger bat
- Indonesian Eco-Resorts and Orangutans
- Gulp! Gourmet Japanese noodle soup for $100 a bowl (Reuters)
- Mechanical bull tougher than it looks (Reuters)
- Batman, pregnant queen win Rio Carnival parade (Reuters)
- TV pitchman Trudeau gets 30-day jail sentence (Reuters)
- Mitten Madness goes 24/7 in merchandise mad Vancouver (Reuters)
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- First came love, then came marriage-night arrests
- Son allegedly tries to attack dad with blowtorch (AP)
- Iowa man says 'Samaritan' made him withdraw cash (AP)
- First came love, then came marriage-night arrests (AP)
- Mom accused of hitting adult son with baseball bat (AP)
- Son allegedly tries to attack dad with blowtorch (AP)
- RI students get free breakfast, but suspended too (AP)
- Man accused of brandishing box-cutter found in box (AP)
- Iowa man says 'Samaritan' made him withdraw cash (AP)
- First came love, then came marriage-night arrests (AP)
- Teen breaks into newsroom, logs into Facebook with his own name
- Cat stew lover skewered in Italy (AP)
- St. Louis man finds racist remark on his receipt from Pizza Hut
- Photographer in the frame over track soaking (Reuters)
- Foot-long surgical tool left in woman's abdomen (Reuters)
- Twitter dating for tech-savvy singles (Reuters)
- Indian Man’s Mirror Image Is No Illusion
- Man offers to pave woman's driveway in exchange for oral sex
- Teen girl drivers more likely to text, call, change music than boys
- Peoria, Ill. woman surprised to see a bull in her house
- Cold Drinks + Hot Babes = The Bikini Liquor Shop
- Sumann goes from potty to podium (Reuters)
- Israelis listed as suspects in Hamas man's slaying (Reuters)
- Dog 'hitches ride' in NM, meets owner in Louisiana
- Wis. man finds stolen iPhone through GPS (AP)
- Police: Robin Hood charged with identity theft (AP)
- Woman who demanded conjugal visit charged with DUI (AP)
- Dog 'hitches ride' in NM, meets owner in Louisiana (AP)
- Israelis listed as suspects in Hamas man's slaying (Reuters)
- Dog 'hitches ride' in NM, meets owner in Louisiana (AP)
- Police: Robin Hood charged with identity theft (AP)
- Wis. man finds stolen iPhone through GPS (AP)
- Woman who demanded conjugal visit charged with DUI (AP)
- Police nab porn hacker behind Moscow traffic mayhem (Reuters)
- Are all Jehovah's Witnesses as trusting as this Wisconsin man?
- Poor fit may explain why men refuse condoms (Reuters)
- Give up your iPod for Lent, bishops urge (Reuters)
- Bad news for record lottery "winner" (Reuters)
- "It's not me," man in Israel says in hit-squad saga (Reuters)
- Ohio man build "massive" (625 square feet) four-room ice house
- Japan Pours World’s Largest Gold Bar
- Huge fight breaks out in Chuck E. Cheese vending machine line
- Eight-grade teacher in hot water for caustic remarks on Facebook
- Giant Snake Found in China Scares Man to Death
- Dearer cauliflowers push up inflation (Reuters)
- Boozy woman drives to jail, requests conjugal visit with inmate
- Japan's slender slider has weighty problem (Reuters)
- We've won gold, let's have a baby (Reuters)
- Give up your iPod for Lent, bishops urge (Reuters)
- Nigeria's acting president bans congratulations (Reuters)
- At Rio Carnival, mind your pees and queues (Reuters)
- Online dating gaining worldwide acceptance (Reuters)
- Arrested robber, 73, says he was paying off mortgage (Reuters)
- Mint fires boss over coin typo (Reuters)
- Man kicks in door, smashes car window in "puppy rage" incident
- Unemployed Ohio man chills out in extreme igloo
- Czech doctors left foot-long instrument in patient (AP)
- Unemployed Ohio man chills out in extreme igloo (AP)
- Man named Ronald McDonald arrested for marijuana possession
- Not again!: Youth sports commissioner attacked at 6th-grade game
- Woman Self-Immolates to Protest the Destruction of Home
- Five men arrested after trying to pay for a Valentine's Day "date"
- Woman makes up story about getting hit by car to avoid firing
- Couples get married, renew vows at Bass Pro Shops on Feb. 14
- Endangered Fish Sells For $500k In China
- Man with real name of Robin Hood charged with identity theft
- Olivia Newton-John's "Physical" sexiest song ever (Reuters)
- Brazil kicks off World Cup fever at Carnival bash (Reuters)
- Nevada police officer saved from bullet by badge (AP)
- Fake Partners Costing Chinese Singles Up to $500 a Day
- Ancient Chinese Secret: Have Sex But Stay a Virgin
- Embracing history: Man sets hugs record in Vegas (AP)
- News of the Weird: White People Worried That Their Race Is Faltering -- in Procreation and Basketball (News of the Weird)
- Web designer sells Detroit lot for $1 per sq. inch
- Web designer sells Detroit lot for $1 per sq. inch (AP)
- Otter mistaken for drowning snowmobiler in Maine (AP)
- World’s Largest Paintbrush Wows at Exhibition in China
- 3-legged dog wins 1st place in NYC shelter contest (AP)
- Police: Fire charity scammer calls Pa. chief (AP)
- Pa. police: Priest caught buying cocaine (AP)
- Police: Woman used hit-and-run excuse when tardy (AP)
- Detroit suburb banks on bungalow-for-a-buck offer (AP)
- Love stinks! Minn. farmer creates manure valentine (AP)
- Alleged Kentucky burglar 'rewarded' with arrest (AP)
- Detroit suburb banks on bungalow-for-a-buck offer (AP)
- Police: Woman used hit-and-run excuse when tardy (AP)
- Alleged Kentucky burglar 'rewarded' with arrest (AP)
- Farmer makes half-mile wide heart from manure
- Love stinks! Minn. farmer creates manure valentine (AP)
- University of Iowa cancels showing of "Disco Dolls in Hot Skin"
- Men risk anticlimax with anatomy-boosting pants (Reuters)
- Hungarian, 22, planned to kill 22 at random? (Reuters)
- Airport tries to spare Valentine blushes (Reuters)
- Fashion firm stages reverse striptease (Reuters)
- Is this the world's most romantic word? (Reuters)
- The China Dog Massacres of 2009
- Six-year-old boy suspended for sexual harassment to get $160K
- Tight budget forces jail to cancel inmates' Netflix account
- Claim: Woman's late husband used cats as a weapon against her
- Drunk driver had grandson in one hand and a beer in the other
- Bored With Your Instrument? Try Blowing It With Your Nose!
- Grandfather, 73, says he robbed banks to pay his mortgage
- Men risk anticlimax with anatomy-boosting pants (Reuters)
- U.S. boarder sells panties for charity (Reuters)
- Boston forgives tickets given during non-storm (AP)
- Del. teen found in igloo with pot, bongs, knife (AP)
- Man accused of attacking snow plow driver (AP)
- Grandfather charged with DUI while holding boy (AP)
- Border agents find pot in framed Jesus pictures (AP)
- Police: Iowa mom accused of pimping daughter (AP)
- Cops: Man smashes 29 TVs with bat at Wal-Mart (AP)
- In US, Toyota jokes abound after vehicle recall (AFP)
- Grandfather charged with DUI while holding boy (AP)
- Boston forgives tickets given during non-storm (AP)
- Del. teen found in igloo with pot, bongs, knife (AP)
- Man accused of attacking snow plow driver (AP)
- Iowa mother accused of pimping daughter (AP)
- Border agents find pot in framed Jesus pictures (AP)
- Man, 20, accused of putting tattoo on rear of 1-year-old girl
- Cops: Man smashes 29 TVs with bat at Wal-Mart (AP)
- Hindu wins battle for funeral pyre (Reuters)
- Sleuths unravel 16th-century Italian murder mystery (Reuters)
- Claws bared in row over shelter for Auschwitz cat (Reuters)
- Lego models of SF landmarks stolen (AP)
- Hindu wins battle for funeral pyre in Britain (Reuters)
- Sleuths unravel 16th-century Italian murder mystery (Reuters)
- Claws bared in row over shelter for Auschwitz cat (Reuters)
- Where America Blushes, Asia Embraces
- Wal-Mart evacuated after man lets loose with "Super Fart Spray"
- Blizzard drives down crime in Washington (AFP)
- Man arrested after using stun gun on "sinner" dance instructor
- Teen arrested after trying to buy boys' urine at school
- Chinese Village Finds Alien-Fish in Cave
- Woman charged with stabbing man with stiletto heel
- Turn in Col. Sanders statue thieves and get $500 worth of chicken
- Sleuths unravel 16th-century Italian murder mystery (Reuters)
- There really is a formula for love (Reuters)
- Police: Man arrested after smashing 29 TVs in Ga. (AP)
- Man walks into Wal-Mart, smashes 29 TVs with bat (AP)
- Now that's cold! NYC terrier mugged
- Cafeteria worker, 13-year-old girl suspended over food fight
- Idaho man says Wells-Fargo won't honor his 30-year-old CDs
- Calif. man allegedly tried to buy boys' urine (AP)
- Teen, cafeteria aide charged in food fight brawl (AP)
- Baraboo man accused of using stun gun on 'sinner' (AP)
- Chrysler settles with high school over use of ramshead logo
- Poor hearing? Bum heart? Slow reaction time? DMV doesn't care!
- Now that's cold! NYC terrier mugged (AP)
- Feel-good story of the day: Homeless man reunited with cat
- China Delight: The World’s Biggest Chocolate Show
- Fake Divorce Scheme Fails For Chinese Village
- Woman's souvenir Faberge egg mistaken for a grenade at airport
- Haz-Mat team summoned over powdered sugar on envelope
- Teen arrested for arson after putting flaming dog poop on porch
- The Apartment makes diners feel at home (Reuters)
- Woman, 86, arrested for not showing up in court; wasn't feeling well
- Cocaine found hidden among Valentine roses (Reuters)
- Cheap goods see burglars move to muggings (Reuters)
- Does "thinking outside the box" drive you mad? (Reuters)
- Hindu wins battle for funeral pyre in Britain (Reuters)
- Dutch find cocaine hidden among Valentine roses (Reuters)
- Vatican accuses Italian media of smear campaign (Reuters)
- Canadian sisters have a ring of success (Reuters)
- Cheap goods see burglars move to muggings (Reuters)
- Man shoots himself in leg outside Fla. gun store (AP)
- Dog waste piling up at Wyoming forest trails (AP)
- Makeup bandit returns after 6 month absence (AP)
- NY boy, 11, faces charges over pencil attack (AP)
- Man allegedly steals ambulance with patient inside (AP)
- Complaint claims mayor uses mute button on speakers (AP)
- Man claims Va. deputies beat him for burping (AP)
- NJ's Bicycle Bandit pleads guilty to 8 bank jobs (AP)
- Complaint claims mayor uses mute button on speakers (AP)
- Dog waste piling up at Wyoming forest trails (AP)
- Makeup bandit returns after 6 month absence (AP)
- Man claims Va. deputies beat him for burping (AP)
- Far East Movement – Asian Rap/Dance At Its Finest
- Lawsuit claims man was beaten by jail deputies for burping
- Man allegedly steals ambulance with patient inside (AP)
- Thief robs arcade with cup of coffee (Reuters)
- Woman sues real estate broker over condo's secondhand smoke
- Nepalese Stray Dog Lands Cushy Job
- Broadcaster fined over killing a rat on TV show (Reuters)
- Man sues strip club after bouncers knock him unconscious
- Man survives three days in SUV stuck in deep snow in forest
- Mom wondered why teacher was giving her son so much attention
- Saving Love… One Jessica Alba at a Time
- Teen drives car down school hallway, crashes into security office
- "Paranormal Activity" too scary for Italians (Reuters)
- TV show fined in Australia for killing, eating rat
- German thief robs arcade with cup of coffee (Reuters)
- Google warns Chinese knock-off to stop using logo (Reuters)
- Saudi sex braggart gets no relief in court appeal (Reuters)
- Japan pedometer gives incentive to skip the taxi (Reuters)
- Man rescued after 3 days in snow-covered SUV in CO (AP)
- Study toasts beer as being good for your bones (Reuters)
- Chinese pair banking on flour power (Reuters)
- Looking for lasting love? It's not all looks and laughs (Reuters)
- Wild lynx puts frighteners on Whistler sliders (Reuters)
- Hasta La Pista, Baby...Arnie lights up the Games (Reuters)
- Cattle battle: NZealand has more cows than kiwis (AP)
- Police: Man tries to buy crack with credit card
- Police: Man tries to buy crack with credit card (AP)
- Man points gun at neighbor over snow shoveling (AP)
- Man robbed while trying to buy crack cocaine with a credit card
- Tracy Morgan may be a bit too raw for some at Northwestern U.
- Teen crashes car into school, drives down hall (AP)
- Rotten radishes prompt gas leak calls in Ohio (AP)
- Police: Man tries to buy crack with credit card (AP)
- A tough act to swallow (Reuters)
- Tourist's texts to Greece save him in New Zealand (Reuters)
- Broadcaster fined over killing a rat on TV show (Reuters)
- What are you going to do after winning the big game? Shoplift!
- German seniors on trial for kidnapping their banker (Reuters)
- Daughter urges mom to "go green" and try to limit her farting
- ITV fined over killing a rat on TV show (Reuters)
- Bus driver is Madison, Wisconsin's highest-paid city employee
- Chinese Divorce-seekers Must Compensate Workplace
- Three shot during Super Bowl celebration in French Quarter
- Woman has to crawl between train cars to leave her yard
- Strip club's "Lap Dances for Haiti" fundraiser brings in $1,000
- 2 Year-Old Chained to Pole in Beijing for Safety
- Ohio strip club hosts 'Lap dances for Haiti' (AP)
- Sword artist sets world record that's hard to swallow (Reuters)
- Fifth of adults choose pet over partner on Valentine's Day -poll (Reuters)
- Japanese monk gets down with the beat for Buddhism (Reuters)
- Tougher than peace talks? Clinton talks Chelsea wedding (AFP)
- China Renames Mountain After Avatar Movie
- News of the Weird: Jewelry that crawls around on your sweater: a live beetle as a brooch! (News of the Weird)
- Alaska dentist fixes injured eagle's broken beak
- Alaska dentist fixes injured eagle's broken beak (AP)
- Plane panel falls from sky onto US mall parking lot (AFP)
- Wyoming suspect flees into police station
- Wyoming suspect flees into police station (AP)
- No Wives For 24 Million Chinese Men
- Barclays bans "PIIGS" from notes (Reuters)
- Youngest Ore. Zoo orangutan likes Colts (AP)
- Don't eat the grass: you may face new charge (AP)
- RI man charged with operating on his own dog (AP)
- Mumbling, fumbling, bumbling robber fails twice (AP)
- Pot smoker accused of trying to bribe urine tester (AP)
- Cow tips man and steps on him at UT campus (AP)
- Sledder, 62, hurt when improvised rocket blows up (AP)
- Plane section falls from sky onto US mall parking lot (AFP)
- Ill. kitten pulled from dash gets new home, name (AP)
- Man tries to get case worker to keep quiet about his Whizzinator
- Sledder, 62, hurt when improvised rocket blows up (AP)
- Pot smoker accused of trying to bribe urine tester (AP)
- Mumbling, fumbling, bumbling robber fails twice (AP)
- Don't eat the grass: you may face new charge (AP)
- Police: say fake Pa. Kmart employee was thief (AP)
- RI man charged with operating on his own dog (AP)
- Cow tips man and steps on him at UT campus (AP)
- Military ghost town goes under hammer in Latvia (Reuters)
- Got extra prison space in Europe? Rent it out (Reuters)
- RI man charged with operating on his own dog
- Ancient dialect extinct after last speaker dies (Reuters)
- Man unhappy about cop's sign calling his apartment a "drug house"
- Wing Bowl celebrates Philadelphia's raucous sports (Reuters)
- Tenant really teaches landlord a lesson after she kicks him out
- X-rated opera garners first night cheers (Reuters)
- Aussie banker caught ogling on TV will keep job
- No dressing down for banker in TV supermodel email blunder (Reuters)
- Critics trash McDonald's nationalist food bid (Reuters)
- Ancient dialect extinct after last speaker dies (Reuters)
- Shanghai Wonder: Bridge Made of Trash Collapses
- Man spends a year recreating "National Lampoon's Vacation" car
- Internet campaign to save Aussie banker's job (Reuters)
- Japanese Robotics Company Builds a Chucky Look-alike
- Italy critics trash McDonald's nationalist food bid (Reuters)
- Mom shoots son in crotch when holdup prank goes awry
- Man's 1984 Ferrari is parked in his living room as a piece of art
- Anger management counselor pulls gun on men in parking dispute
- Man arrested after stuffing 75 stolen bottles of lotion in his pants
- 2-inch toy gun in school means trouble for NYC boy (AP)
- Police: Man stuffed 75 bottles of lotion in pants (AP)
- NY court sniffs at ex-cop's drugged-dinner claim (AP)
- Man with "Why Try" tattoo on face arrested for carjacking/choking
- Woman seeks "Jessica Alba" makeover to win back lover (Reuters)
- Camel burger newest "healthy" option on Dubai menu (Reuters)
- Dad holds daughter's head under water for not reciting alphabet
- Man charged after showing girlfriend how to iron "the right way"
- Man with cerebral palsy accused of impregnating teen girl
- Shop in Taiwan Channels Nike to Sell Pastries
- Judge refuses to flush case of woman with toilet planters in yard
- Hindu Devotees Offer Lord Shiva Their Crabs
- Drunk sheriff's deputy has to be put into a K-9 cage after arrest
- Heart Attack Grill slaps Heart Stoppers Sports Grill with lawsuit
- Internet campaign to save Aussie banker's job (Reuters)
- Singapore aborts flight show after safety breached (Reuters)
- Buffalo protest hurts Indonesian president's feelings (Reuters)
- Indonesian president bans buffaloes at protests
- Indonesian president bans buffaloes at protests (AP)
- Fla. trooper accused of writing bogus tickets (AP)
- Butte restaurant burglarized 3 times in 4 days (AP)
- Driver faces $135 fine for mannequin in HOV lane (AP)
- 'Chicken-playing' chicken lives with horse, dragon (AP)
- Man who stole VA hospital's 52-inch screen TV is back in jail
- 'Chicken-playing' chicken lives with horse, dragon (AP)
- Wash. jail officials intercept melon full of drugs (AP)
- Jury awards ex-Stripper $100K for DUI wreck (AP)
- Trooper: Deputy locked in dog cage after DUI stop (AP)
- Fla. trooper accused of writing bogus tickets (AP)
- Driver faces $135 fine for mannequin in HOV lane (AP)
- Barbie unveils Kim Clijsters' lookalike at toy fair (Reuters)
- Berlusconi in Bethlehem: Wall? What wall? (Reuters)
- Man who disrupted flight blames it on marijuana cookies
- Banker red-faced over racy photo (Reuters)
- Drunk driver had 49 children in 16-seat taxi (Reuters)
- Pet owner killed by dogs after saving them from death (Reuters)
- Teenager fights off shark with board (Reuters)
- FBI: Unruly passenger blames medical pot cookies (AP)
- Family gets OK to sue highway patrol over graphic crash photos
- China Cracking Down on Counterfeit Works
- New Zealand virgin auctions herself for tuition
- "Idol" contestant: My girlfriend looks better than I do in a bikini
- Childless Indian Man Sacrifices Tongue to Lord Shiva
- Warning to kids: Your Facebook posts could get you suspended
- Man forced to live on boat says he's doing better than many others
- Man irate about gas pump not working drives SUV into store
- Teen: I took racy photos because there's no sex-ed at our school
- Aussie banker red-faced over racy photo (Reuters)
- Judge rules Englishman's castle can't be his home (Reuters)
- New Zealand virgin auctions herself for tuition (AP)
- Birth month may influence sports success (Reuters)
- New Zealand teenager fights off shark with board (Reuters)
- Pa. woman allegedly hits bus driver with snowball (AP)
- 'Lost' threesome find their way into Lake Huron (AP)
- Split decision: Woman gets 6 months to divorce (AP)
- Man accused of stealing coins at mall fountain (AP)
- Cops: Thieves swipe Twinkies, leave tracks in snow (AP)
- Judge admonished after attorney paid with coupons (AP)
- Man with 21 knives arrested after calling police (AP)
- Man upset over gas pump drives SUV through window (AP)
- Judge admonished after attorney paid with coupons (AP)
- 'Lost' threesome find their way into Lake Huron (AP)
- Pa. woman allegedly hits bus driver with snowball (AP)
- Ariz. principal suspended over sarcastic letter (AP)
- Man jailed after taking $32.68 in coins out of mall's fountain
- Man with 21 knives arrested after calling police (AP)
- Man upset over gas pump drives SUV through window (AP)
- Elderly La. couple die less than 24 hours apart (AP)
- Split decision: Woman gets 6 months to divorce (AP)
- Man accused of stealing coins at mall fountain (AP)
- UK-Odd Summary (Reuters)
- Oops!: Teacher sends principal's "joke" letter home to parents
- Men found hiding out with $300 worth of stolen Hostess products
- Swordfish attack Angolan oil pipeline (Reuters)
- Doctor casts new light on cat that can predict death (Reuters)
- Bestiality ban to cut video source (Reuters)
- Star power: celebrity endorsements surge at Grammys (Reuters)
- Man tells cops he drove drunk for 20 years and never got caught
- Little Lizards: Big Money For Indonesia
- Man compliments women in singing group, then shows his junk
- Cops: Thieves swipe Twinkies, leave tracks in snow
- Cops: Thieves swipe Twinkies, leave tracks in snow (AP)
- U.S. groundhog predicts six more weeks of winter (Reuters)
- FreeRice.com: Ending World Hunger One Grain of Rice at a Time
- Man hospitalized after strapping rocket to his back while sledding
- Teen in trouble after making "smart ass" remark to Wal-Mart clerk
- US winter to last six more weeks, says groundhog (AFP)
- Zuma told 20th child harms safe sex drive (Reuters)
- No IPO for adultery website (Reuters)
- "Protest park" to ease traffic mayhem (Reuters)
- Without groundhogs, Alaska to celebrate Marmot Day (AP)
- Mass. home hit by driver eating chili to be razed (AP)
- Man crashes into Toyota dealership while returning his pickup
- Branding ban on cigarette packs? (Reuters)
- Tribe brings back dead with "clothing" ritual (Reuters)
- China sees sexual frustration causing social problems (Reuters)
- Man hopes to hook up with woman, gets beaten up instead
- Burger King is hurting now that its "Super Fans" are cutting back
- US motorway traffic snarled -- by airplane (AFP)
- Without groundhogs, Alaska to celebrate Marmot Day (AP)
- Booze for Your Boobs Kicks Off in Singapore
- Teen drunk driver in more trouble after posting Facebook photo
- Woman spends four days on floor, thought ambulance too costly
- Girl wants man to pay $3.4 million for having images of her
- Hunter accidentally shot in the back by his own dog
- Do we really need researchers to tell us we're happier on weekends?
- Do You Remember… We Do
- 9 Year-Old Girl Gives Birth in China
- Man Takes IV While Driving
- New Mexico crash turns into 238-pound pot bust (AP)
- News of the Weird: Just as the economy sputters, federal executives' salaries soar (News of the Weird)
- Lady GaGa Cupcakes
- Motorists Fight After Car Accident
- The Star Wars Storybook
- Just Launched for Saturday, January 30, 2010
- I Think I'll Stay Home Today
- Indonesian Government to Start Selling… Tigers?
- Blue Legos
- Pack of stray dogs kills 13 animals in Bulgarian zoo (Reuters)
- The Scale of the Universe
- Tony Soprano As a Wild Thing
- Cat Attempts Murder
- Top 5 Buzz List - Jan 29th
- The Best/Worst Smear Ad Ever
- Chicken plays chicken with drivers on busy street
- Chicken plays chicken with drivers on busy street (AP)
- San Diego's "Geezer Bandit" hits his sixth bank in six months
- Snomageddon (Game Battle)
- How to Pick Up Girls
- Truck driver chokes on chili and crashes into home (AP)
- Man-made snow makes way for real flakes in NC town (AP)
- Really Long Cat
- Where Is Chuck Norris?
- PeeWee Gets An iPad
- Go Daddy's Banned Superbowl Commercial
- Fire in Houston blamed on inflatable gorilla (AP)
- Cheetahs Play With Antelope
- Kimmel Responds To Leno
- Woman gets probation after exposing school kids to nasty stuff
- Pastor accused of pulling gun on son at church (AP)
- Werebox (Game Battle)
- Chicken plays chicken with drivers on busy street (AP)
- The Mighty Ducks: Where Are They Now?
- TetriSnake (Game Battle)
- The Golden Girls Will Turn You Gay, Honey.
- Just Launched for Friday, January 29, 2010
- Barca glory week prompts "Iniesta" baby boom (Reuters)
- iSandwich
- Further Proof That Goats Are Amazing
- Auto shop owner crashes customer's Porsche during "test drive"
- Creeper World (Game Battle!)
- Dog Rescued On Floating Ice
- The Lonely Little Rover
- Bunch Of Phonies Morn J.D. Salinger
- Subway perv yells at passenger who orders him to knock it off
- Jerzify Yourself
- Pizza Hut Spoils Your View
- Oysters - the Tudor version of cinema popcorn (Reuters)
- Priest checks fingerprints for mass attendance (Reuters)
- The Creative Way to Fail an Exam
- 30 Runners Caught Cheating In China Marathon
- "I'm not trying to find Miss Conservative," says judge Limbaugh
- Unikeys
- Cat Business Trip
- Man finds counterfeit $200,000 in recently purchased used car
- Newlyweds chased from their $407K home by mold and bacteria
- Hitler Hates the IPad
- PSSSST!
- Bad Apple
- Drunk dad in McDonald's play area tells his kids to bite cops
- Drunk mom jailed after trying to take 1-year-old into tavern
- Australia: Man vs. marauding crocodile over shark (AP)
- Polish priest checks fingerprints for mass attendance (Reuters)
- Court invader at Australian Open faces charges (Reuters)
- Finally! 3D Table PONG
- Selleck Waterfall Sandwich
- Unfortunate Handkerchiefs
- Sonic Devouring Tails
- Top 5 Buzz List - Jan 28th
- Doppelganger Week
- Argentine president: Eat pork, spice your sex life
- Ga. man buys car, finds $200K in counterfeit cash
- Argentine president: Eat pork, spice your sex life (AP)
- Cops: Pair allegedly use jury box to smuggle drugs (AP)
- Ga. man buys car, finds $200K in counterfeit cash (AP)
- Police: Colo. dad ordered kids to bite officers (AP)
- Colo. pair allegedly use jury box to smuggle drugs (AP)
- How to Suck at Facebook
- HBO's 'Funny Or Die Presents' Trailer
- He Found The Droid He Was Looking For
- Argentine Prez says eat more pork for better sex (AP)
- Fla. man charged with posing as twin after DUI (AP)
- The Best iPad Quote So Far
- Stevie Wonder's Cat
- Suit: Dentist left drill bit in Fla. woman's head (AP)
- Ga. man buys car, finds $200K in counterfeit cash (AP)
- The Tim Tebow Doritos Ad
- Undersheriff finds $1 million during traffic stop (AP)
- Misspelled Tattoos: Permanent, Hilarious (PHOTOS)
- Just Launched for Thursday, January 28, 2010
- The Blessed Basket
- Bret Easton Ellis Expresses Relief
- Teachers accused of tying boy's hair into pig-tails, bullying him
- Driver missing after truck hits train in Wash. (AP)
- Haiti Orphans Targeted by Child Traffickers
- Mel Gibson As Jimmy Kimmel
- Miramax Shuts Its Doors
- Ayla Brown "Pick It Up"
- Two Tablets: A Comparison
- How To Report The News
- Keep Your Children Away From The Who
- Susan Sarandon Spanks A Pig-Man
- J.D. Salinger Dead?
- 28 Beauty Queens Gone Wild
- Boy faces court for bee sting prank (Reuters)
- Pork better for sex than Viagra? (Reuters)
- Police: SC man used hostage hoax to rob bank (AP)
- Video: Man hugging, kissing chicken on NYC subway
- Video: Man hugging, kissing chicken on NYC subway (AP)
- Japanese Gang Plays Santa to Little Kids
- Chris Matthews 'Forgot Obama Was Black'
- The Worst (Best?) Album Cover of 2010
- Tragic: Lottery winner stuck and killed hours after getting check
- The Dinosaur With No Soul
- Meme Evolution: Keep Calm Carry On
- Loyal Blow-Up Doll Saves Owner’s Life
- Safety fears mean barren bleachers at SC games
- Safety fears mean barren bleachers at SC games (AP)
- World's Worst Strip Club Commercial
- Jim, Congratulations! George
- What the...?!: Trucker tired, watching porn when crash occurred
- White supremacist gets naked on family's roof, performs sex act
- Man charged with putting porn on former employer's website
- Cash-strapped Russian city to sell Lenin statue (Reuters)
- Priest accused of shoplifting butter, sofa cover (AP)
- DiGiorno Delivery
- Kermit's X-ray
- Axe Cop
- Bush And Clinton, Behind The Scenes
- Empire Propaganda
- Spock Remix!
- Top 5 Buzz List - Jan 27th
- 'Poltergeist' Star Zelda Rubinstein Dies At 76
- Boulder crashes through house, barely misses woman (AP)
- Burning bagel empties Portland City Hall (AP)
- Police: Crabby customer slugs Ohio grocery clerk (AP)
- Boy, 3, dials 911 after grandmother has seizure (AP)
- Pa. woman manages to crash car into her own home (AP)
- The Wizard Of Oz Got Served
- UK-Odd Summary (Reuters)
- Mom Gets Tramp Stamp For Justin Beiber Tickets
- Get Used to Men Staring at You Creepily
- Ginger Kid Gets South Park'd
- Lazy Samberg
- The Facebook Trap
- Scott Brown's Inspiration
- Boy, 3, dials 911 after grandmother has seizure (AP)
- It's A Chinese Finger Trap!
- Chad Kroeger Singing Into A Penis Tattoo
- The 5 Stages of iPad Joke Grief
- "Hand over the money or I'll poke you with my HIV needle!"
- Pa. woman manages to crash car into her own home (AP)
- Burning bagel empties Portland City Hall (AP)
- Boulder crashes through house, barely misses woman (AP)
- Just Launched for Wednesday, January 27, 2010
- Sometimes You Just Wanna Get Up and Dance
- Which City Has the Most Depressing Local News?
- 11 Most Scandalous 'Saved By The Bell' Book Revelations
- Epic Superhero Alliance
- Dwell Magazine For Existentialists
- Nun Punching A Shark
- Apple iPad Packaging
- The Grocery Shopping Dance
- Man torches car battling frost (Reuters)
- The Original iPad
- The iPad Can Do EVERYTHING
- iPad Pictures
- The Ninja Turtles As Classical Art
- The Apple Press Conference Drinking Game
- Gabe & Max's 'LOST' Preview
- How To Catch An iPhone Thief
- Male Models With Boners
- Aokigahara (aka Suicide Forest)
- Domo Kun: How to Succeed Without Really Trying
- Judge: Dance parties a no-no at Jefferson Memorial (AP)
- Man, 61, slugs store manager during fight over crab cakes price
- 6 Magical Creatures That Look Like Taylor Swift
- Avatar Is Actually Only The 26th Biggest Movie Ever
- Pharmacist avoids jail after posting sex ad in customer's name
- Teacher who sent feces home with 5-year-old decides to retire
- Mobsters buck downturn, may target bourse (Reuters)
- Draft law to jail dog eaters whets debate (Reuters)
- Church offers for a prayer for wedding day nerves (Reuters)
- Leader slaughters goats to ward off evil? (Reuters)
- Dog washed out to sea has lucky escape (Reuters)
- Police: Crabby customer slugs Ohio grocery clerk (AP)
- Teens flee "juvie camp" in tighty-whities, steal firetruck
- Armani eagle design ruffles feathers in Indonesia (Reuters)
- Flower art blooms among Japan's stressed out men (Reuters)
- PETA proposes robotic groundhog for Pa. festival (AP)
- Bill Gates Table Dancing At Sundance
- Woman found guilty of planting rat in food at upscale restaurant
- Restaurant owner tosses plate at customer for griping about food
- Zardari slaughters goats to ward off evil - report (Reuters)
- Did an Obscure '90s Sitcom Predict the Super Bowl?
- Ping-Pong Kitty
- Pac-Man Book Shelf
- Top 5 Buzz List - Jan 26th
- Confronting a Defriender
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- Wis. woman pleads no contest in rat in meal scheme
- Man claims woman attacked his car for no reason (AP)
- Wrong-O: Oregon burglar steals the wrong drugs (AP)
- Cafe food fight: Beef vs. chicken (AP)
- Wis. woman pleads no contest in rat in meal scheme (AP)
- Cops stop cyclist with butcher knife-pool cue axe (AP)
- Slant-Ruled Notebook
- Morgan Dana Harrington's Body Found [Update]
- Jersey Shore eCards
- The Matrix Pill
- Courtney Love Makeup Tutorials
- You Were Boring
- Paranormal Cattivity
- Bear With Foot-long Tongue
- Wrong-O: Oregon burglar steals the wrong drugs (AP)
- Cafe food fight: Beef vs. chicken (AP)
- Man claims woman attacked his car for no reason (AP)
- Just Launched for Tuesday, January 26, 2010
- Cops stop cyclist with butcher knife-pool cue axe (AP)
- Plane through: Cessna lands on Houston golf course (AP)
- The Internet: The Picture
- Mom uses reading glasses to batter daughter in fight over cigs
- You're Not Rosa Parks
- 7 Possible Things That Gary Coleman’s Mug Shot Looks Like
- This Insane Clown Posse Movie Is Real
- Homemade Play Kitchen
- Woman Faints On 'Price Is Right'
- Looking Like A Fool
- How to Use a Semicolon
- Cypriot police charge mum after boy racer car chase (Reuters)
- Peruvian doctors amputate wrong leg, then right one (Reuters)
- Scott Meets The Family Circus
- Half Court Prank Fail
- Doggie Mouthrape
- 9 Inches
- Motivational Cat Speech
- Top 5 Buzz List - Jan 25th
- Gingers Have Souls Kid Strikes Back
- Add the Dictionary to the List of Banned Books ...
- Featured Gold Star Posts - Tuesday, January 26, 2010.
- 7-Year-Old Raises $200K for Haiti
- Dinosaur Ballet
- Traditional Japanese Pokemon Art
- Remake of "Technotise"
- Helvetica Cookies
- Is This The Ultimate in Kawaii?
- New Mating Ritual: The Butt Bongos
- Dear Harrison Ford
- Lost Posters
- The 35 Most Ridiculous SkyMall Items
- The Littlest Link
- Teen says murdering the local librarian will make a "great story"
- Bloody Kermit the Frog used in students' "prank gone wrong"
- Dead Man’s Heart Still Beating at Funeral Home
- McDonald's goes after teen for her annual McFest charity concert
- Artist Makes Smallest Ever Model Tiger
- Autistic boy, 10, is a pro when it comes to working with elephants
- Public school lets girl sing "Jesus, Take the Wheel" at talent show
- Joanna Lumley wins "Oldie of the Year" award (Reuters)
- In other Wal-Mart crime news: Perv accused of prowling the aisles
- Catholic priest accused of stealing items from Wal-Mart
- Chinese city renames mountain after 'Avatar' (AFP)
- Cops: Woman claims white powder came from doughnut
- Man stopped while trying to break into Oregon jail
- Obese dog found frozen to a sidewalk slims down (AP)
- Pa. burglar allegedly got ride to scene from mom (AP)
- NH woman charged with DWI 3 times in a week (AP)
- Man stopped while trying to break into Oregon jail (AP)
- Cops: Woman claims white powder came from doughnut (AP)
- Priest accused of shoplifting butter, sofa cover (AP)
- Man stopped while trying to break into Oregon jail (AP)
- Game over: Inmate can't play Dungeons & Dragons (AP)
- Priest accused of shoplifting butter, sofa cover (AP)
- Pa. burglar allegedly got ride to scene from mom (AP)
- Obese dog found frozen to a sidewalk slims down (AP)
- NH woman charged with DWI 3 times in a week (AP)
- Man arrested after girlfriend questions why he's in a nightgown
- Cops: Woman claims white powder came from doughnut (AP)
- Police: Man coughs up ring he tried to steal (AP)
- This probably isn't the best way to deal with a suicidal friend
- Farmer isn't shaving his beard until Vikings win Super Bowl
- Italian teen stabs father in PlayStation row (Reuters)
- Chinese Wonderland Displays Chocolate Warriors
- Meerut Families Caught Burying Their Children ALIVE!
- Fla. man finds $3,100 hidden in trashed picture (AP)
- Man jailed after urinating on meat counter at Wal-Mart
- Are college newspaper editors too quick to apologize sometimes?
- Going retro: roller disco enjoys revival in Shanghai (Reuters)
- Police: Man coughs up ring he tried to steal
- Japan's skeleton master makes no bones of age barrier (Reuters)
- Indonesia's president releases third pop album (Reuters)
- Dutch spending still rising...on bicycles (Reuters)
- School board member's pep talk turns into X-rated sex chat
- Taiwan whisky 'beat Scotch' in Burn's Night shocker (AFP)
- Getting a cold one is no problem at Pa. ice bar (AP)
- Oh deer! 10-to-12 point buck breaks into Ill. home (AP)
- Black Eyed Peas pooped in awards mix-up (AFP)
- Condom Thieves Strike in Mumbai
- News of the Weird: Ponzi scheme or smart investment? $330,000 for digital "real estate"! (News of the Weird)
- Strange Sights from China Fashion Week
- Calif border inspectors find pot in fish container (AP)
- Police rescue 150 stolen ferrets in Mexico City (AP)
- Alleged car thief found playing 'Grand Theft Auto' (AP)
- The Chicago Way: Public official makes staff pay a "blue jean tax"
- Man plans leap from stratosphere - 120,000 feet up (Reuters)
- Meet the teen who got Colorado's first texting-while-driving ticket
- 15,400 Hindu Lovers Unite in Holy Matrimony
- Film critic really knows how to "punish" Harrison Ford for lying
- Spitting Can Cost You Your Home in China
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- Singapore snorts over McDonald's toy pig blunder (Reuters)
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- Police say Georgia mom forced son to kill hamster (AP)
- Smugglers spike pineapple cargo with cocaine (Reuters)
- Man gets day in jail for throwing taco at manager (AP)
- Bag with Kermit the Frog causes school closure (AP)
- Senior class photo prank spells trouble (AP)
- Man who took $3,000 cab ride sentenced to 35 days (AP)
- Police: Man poses as cop, interferes in sex sting (AP)
- Fla. woman in PJs charged with DUI twice in 3 days (AP)
- Fla. woman just out of prison allegedly steals car (AP)
- UK women seek sperm abroad as donations fall (Reuters)
- Fla. woman just out of prison allegedly steals car (AP)
- Bag with Kermit the Frog causes school closure (AP)
- Man who took $3,000 cab ride sentenced to 35 days (AP)
- Fla. woman in PJs charged with DUI twice in 3 days (AP)
- Senior class photo prank spells trouble (AP)
- Police: Man poses as cop, interferes in sex sting (AP)
- Teen has been in jail for two months for pulling AIDS prank
- Man gets jail for throwing double-decker taco at Taco Bell manager
- Alaska man gets day in jail for throwing taco (AP)
- Human "bed-warmers" at Holiday Inn (Reuters)
- Kremlin guards stop deluded would-be suitor (Reuters)
- Bus-riding cat Casper killed in hit & run (Reuters)
- Alexander the Great's ring stolen from "theft" show (Reuters)
- School's letter to explain MLK Day eye-color separation lesson
- 20 Strangest Japanese Candies
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- Alexander the Great's ring stolen from "theft" show (Reuters)
- Reporter isn't sure what to think about Jesus soap from inmate
- Meteorite strikes doctor's office in Virginia (AP)
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- Egypt mufti wants to put prayer ringtone on silent (AP)
- Florida trooper fired after fixing tickets in exchange for sex
- Man calls cops to complain about being stiffed by prostitutes
- Lights go out on Real in Albania (Reuters)
- Glass gives new sheen to traditional Japanese music (Reuters)
- Hairdos now in Indonesia Muslim clerics' crosshairs (Reuters)
- Single, bitter? Chinese government helps lovebirds (Reuters)
- Man tells cops he paid for sex, but didn't get it
- Utah man asks to 'plead up' for more prison time
- Man tells cops he paid for sex, but didn't get it (AP)
- Utah man asks to 'plead up' for more prison time (AP)
- Man tells cops he paid for sex, but didn't get it (AP)
- Police: Angry man kidnaps snowball-tossing teen (AP)
- Pa. police puzzled after thief steals bales of hay (AP)
- Man sues hotel after being banned over colostomy bag accident
- Angry boss radio ad ruled "offensive to Germans" (Reuters)
- Airline denies plans for obesity surcharge (Reuters)
- Chinese Woman Accidentally Cuddles with Burglar
- Zowie! Chili sauce lands German teens in hospital (AP)
- Update: Man gets a year in jail for slapping child at Wal-Mart
- Robot Fish Teach Children About Ocean Life
- Woman accused of biting sister's nose cries during court hearing
- Europe's conquering heroes? Likely farmers (Reuters)
- Superstitious Schumacher likes to be odd (Reuters)
- High school students fined for pulling senior class photo prank
- Man arrested for secretly videotaping ex-girlfriend in shower
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- Calif. man shoots his way out of sinking SUV (AP)
- Woman with .708 blood-alcohol level pleads guilty (AP)
- Man accused of spraying protesters with fox urine (AP)
- Alleged burglar showers, cuts hair, fries chicken (AP)
- Woman accused of biting off part of sister's nose (AP)
- School staff get insulin instead of swine flu shot (AP)
- Woman with .708 blood-alcohol level pleads guilty (AP)
- Man accused of spraying protesters with fox urine (AP)
- Students get insulin instead of swine flu shot (AP)
- Update: Army says soldier had adult porn on his computer
- Alleged burglar showers, cuts hair, fries chicken (AP)
- Stanley Cup gets sent on unexpected road trip (Reuters)
- Drunk driver jailed after his teen child calls 911 on him
- Would you want this guy driving your kids' school bus?
- Out go drinking games in booze crackdown (Reuters)
- Debenhams offers gift list to celebrate divorce (Reuters)
- Little lizards make big money for villagers (Reuters)
- Stricter brothel rules? (Reuters)
- Paper Airplanes Soar to New Heights in Japan
- Couple to serve PBJ sandwiches at wedding, donate to Haiti
- Wis. man cited for 'rocking out' to John Denver
- Love in London is a galactic equation for aliens (Reuters)
- Man fined $50 for writing "I suck" on state-owned truck
- Man shoots himself in leg while practicing quick-draw technique
- Little lizards make big money for Indonesian villagers (Reuters)
- Ohio county pays man $1,500 for bat bite (AP)
- Boy's science project prompts school evacuation (AP)
- Romanian claims negative energy lost him election (AP)
- Wis. man cited for 'rocking out' to John Denver (AP)
- Pa. man fined for 'dirty' words on state truck (AP)
- Calif. man shoots his way out of sinking SUV (AP)
- 'Baby' the cat saves Ill. couple from house fire (AP)
- Wisconsin man, 42, cited for "rocking out" to John Denver
- Calif. man shoots his way out of sinking SUV (AP)
- Persistent cat saves Ill. couple from house fire (AP)
- Pa. man fined for 'dirty' words on state truck (AP)
- Wis. man cited for 'rocking out' to John Denver (AP)
- North Dakota city skips a day on new calendar (AP)
- Car dealer's unusual billboard has motorists calling 911
- College Student in China Rewarded for Porn Habits
- Soldier charged after mom e-mails him pictures of young girl
- Pachyderms Vandalize Small Indian School
- Man fills bathtub with electrical appliances in suicide attempt
- Drunk man in cowboy outfit threatens to kill family's dog
- Taiwan sculptor cuts tiger down to size (Reuters)
- Exposed: the real meaning behind the clichés people use (Reuters)
- Sneaky strategies aim to get kids moving (Reuters)
- Dozens of Taiwan MPs brawl in parliament (Reuters)
- Vietnam aims to carve world's biggest jade Buddha (AP)
- Romanian claims negative energy lost him election
- Romanian claims negative energy lost him election (AP)
- Update: Woman who stripped for cop to avoid arrest gets six months
- Police: Minor sidewalk squabble leads to stabbing (AP)
- Crazy Japanese Game Infuses Scooters and Bug Costumes
- Police: Drunken man in cowboy gear threatens dog (AP)
- Doctor disciplined for removing wrong kidney (AP)
- Unconventional Conn. billboard prompts 911 calls (AP)
- Ohio county pays man $1,500 for bat bite (AP)
- Pink snowmen? Buffalo snow dyed in demo mishap (AP)
- Man arrested 3 times in 3 days in Mass. towns (AP)
- Hummingbird rarely seen in Mass. hospitalized (AP)
- Woman who stripped to avoid arrest going to jail (AP)
- Boy's science project prompts school evacuation (AP)
- News of the Weird: Mexican immigrant needing help evading the Border Patrol? There's an app for that! (News of the Weird)
- Woman who stripped to avoid arrest going to jail (AP)
- Indian Man Kidnaps Himself for $40,000 Ransom
- Pacific Islands governor in hot water over prisoner massage (AFP)
- Dozens offer to help mom whose car was repo'd with son inside
- Hunters force lock-down at Texas nuclear arms plant (Reuters)
- Animal expert plans 10-day Vegas stay with snakes (AP)
- Md. gov will display lobsters to warn the Colts (AP)
- Impromptu billboard porn film stops traffic (Reuters)
- Accused felon bounces off bulletproof window in escape attempt
- Care for a bite out of the Great Wall of China? (Reuters)
- Quiet please! Noise irks Japan's commuters the most (Reuters)
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- Porn video shown on Moscow highway billboard (AP)
- Video of woman who claims she infected 500 men stirs panic
- Woman leaves 3-month-old baby in car while she turns trick
- Librarian who appreciated garbage pick-up wills $100,000 to city
- Purple house ($33,900) doesn't even make "fixer-upper" status
- Care for a bite out of the Great Wall of China? (Reuters)
- $500 tip leads police to $66 million in fake bills
- Google treats China staff to 'Avatar' after threat (AFP)
- $500 tip leads police to $66 million in fake bills (AP)
- Bomb donated to Kodiak museum goes out with a bang (AP)
- Judge says Walla Walla police can keep $401,000 (AP)
- What the...?!: Brothers, 10 and 12, arrested in dog-fighting case
- Calif. woman's car repossessed with toddler inside (AP)
- Maradona's earring auctioned for $36,000 (Reuters)
- Wild boar raids anger residents of forest (Reuters)
- Man gets six months in prison for selling 51 bear gall bladders
- Tobogganing bobbies scolded for riot-shield rides (AP)
- Indian Village Saves $45,000 and Builds A Railway Station
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- NC officers find pot growing in buried school bus (AP)
- Mom defends letting her 6-year-old daughter wear heels
- Cop charged after she sends taunting messages to romantic rival
- Polar bear poo helps in superbug hunt (Reuters)
- Contest over -- we've already found the worst boss of 2010
- Dog leads owner to elderly, unconscious Minn. man
- Man offers apologetic robbery note, waits for cops (AP)
- Scammer sends $4,000 check to police in Washington (AP)
- Colorado mystery: Beheaded fish, unknown intruder (AP)
- NYC's 'skinniest' house sells for $2.1M (AP)
- Dog leads owner to elderly, unconscious Minn. man (AP)
- Colorado mystery: Beheaded fish, unknown intruder (AP)
- Man offers apologetic robbery note, waits for cops (AP)
- Dog helps save elderly, unconscious man in Minn. (AP)
- Scammer sends $4,000 check to police in Washington (AP)
- Denver school system apologizes for Martin Luther King Day menu
- Country's only hippo escapes zoo during floods (Reuters)
- Canada history magazine drops double-entendre name (Reuters)
- Grandma jailed on traffic charge, left there for two weeks
- Minister indicates election date in slip-up (Reuters)
- Neighbors oppose man's plan to start Jewish sperm bank
- Japanese Store Offers a ‘Make Your Own Robot Double’ Deal
- Woman sentenced to wear a "I battered a police officer" sign
- Teen says cop repeatedly punched him during "Beer Pong" game
- "Drunken idiot" student apologizes for urinating on nativity scene
- Woman who did $3,000 in damage at McD's was having "a bad day"
- Cops: Perv in Seattle bar left behind his jar of vaseline
- Montenegro's only hippo escapes zoo during floods (Reuters)
- Canada history magazine drops double-entendre name (Reuters)
- Nine-year-old sets record at Japan championships (Reuters)
- Table tennis star urged to end "unwitting" marriage (Reuters)
- Unhappy meal: Woman arrested in McDonald's rampage (AP)
- Unhappy meal: Woman charged in McDonald's rampage (AP)
- Unhappy meal: Woman arrested in McDonald's rampage (AP)
- Student apologizes for urinating on nativity scene (AP)
- Mass. FedEx driver told to cut his 'hockey' hair (AP)
- Fla. couple marry in supermarket where they met (AP)
- Tenn. neighbors balk at home fertility-music biz (AP)
- Md. to sell historic Cecil County bridge (AP)
- Canada's second-oldest magazine, The Beaver, changes its name
- School says boy, 4, is welcome if his long hair is worn in braids
- Prostitute fined $820,000 for unpaid tax (Reuters)
- Company agrees to take down Obama billboard (Reuters)
- Cold weather and growing sales mock death of fur (Reuters)
- New leader has Facebook problems (Reuters)
- Japan Hosts World Record Trampoline Jump
- 'Cougars,''cubs' unwelcome on Carnival cruises
- Man pulls gun on apartment neighbor for stomping snow from feet
- Texas school board keeps ban on boy's long hair (AP)
- New Croatia president has Facebook problems (Reuters)
- Dad drives twin daughters, 9, to cop shop after they "attack" him
- 'Cougars,' 'cubs' unwelcome on Carnival cruises (AP)
- Artist, pal alter Gatorade bottles for Tiger Woods "pop art project"
- "Perfect" bed-and-breakfast guests skip out on $3,600 bill
- NY cab driver returns $21,000 to visitor (AP)
- Polish prostitute fined $820,000 for unpaid tax (Reuters)
- Wife allegedly changes wires on saw to shock hubby (AP)
- Oregon underwear thief gets probation (AP)
- Man allegedly threatens neighbor for snow stomping (AP)
- Man who said he was 'massaging' meat gets 10 years (AP)
- Authorities: Boy, 12, robs store with a toy gun (AP)
- Cops: Pa. man steals $50, flees on Walmart scooter (AP)
- Cops: Burglar steals shoes, photos that depict men (AP)
- Woman awakes, finds stranger cuddling her in bed (AP)
- Police: Man seeking 'trouble' smashes TV with bat (AP)
- Theft scheme backfires on Florida man with grudge (AP)
- Angry woman tampers with hubby's power tools, gets him shocked
- Cops: Man who won $17 million lottery jackpot is probably dead
- Wife allegedly changes wires on saw to shock hubby (AP)
- Mrs Robinson inspires internet chart push (Reuters)
- Taking terns on flights to the moon (Reuters)
- Cell phone use for shopping up (Reuters)
- Arctic terns' flying feat: same as 3 trips to Moon (Reuters)
- NI's Mrs Robinson inspires internet chart push (Reuters)
- Wash. bloodmobile offers beer to blood donors (AP)
- Radio talker's rant about Dec. 7 prompts Publix to pull calendar
- Who'd think this ice cream and chips thief could talk so tough?
- Chinese Face Readers Observe Moles
- World's first sex robot can carry on simple conversations, too
- Man who claimed he was "massaging" meat gets 10 years in jail
- Losing Pa. pol appeals results to Supreme Court (AP)
- Hicks Jr. resigns as Liverpool director after email row (Reuters)
- Wal-Mart greeter fired after defending himself against customer
- Drunk driver turns parking lot into amusement park from hell
- Hundreds strip in NYC for no-pants subway ride (AP)
- Larger Parking Spaces For Women: Long Live Inequality?
- News of the Weird: "Sorry we ate your great-great-grandpa." ("Hey, no problem!") (News of the Weird)
- “Complaint Choir” in Tokyo Shares the Malice
- Cops: Burglar steals shoes, photos that depict men (AP)
- Man who said he was 'massaging' meat gets 10 years (AP)
- Police: Woman shocked after Christmas greeting (AP)
- Police: Conn. mom left kids in car while tanning (AP)
- Man ties record for biggest largemouth bass (AP)
- Cops: Burglar steals shoes, photos that depict men (AP)
- Man ties record for biggest largemouth bass (AP)
- Authorities: Boy, 12, robs store with a toy gun (AP)
- Police: Conn. mom left kids in car while tanning (AP)
- Man who said he was 'massaging' meat gets 10 years (AP)
- Police: Woman shocked after Christmas greeting (AP)
- Obama speech won't bump 'Lost' premiere: White House (AFP)
- Man arrested for showing Paris Hilton video to 13-year-old girl
- Rare coin fetches over £2.3 million in auction (Reuters)
- North Face, South Butt end up in court over logo (Reuters)
- Bookie refuses to pay out $11 million on snow bet (Reuters)
- Hockey men fined over a beer and a hug (Reuters)
- Scottish comic jumps from cyberspace into TV (Reuters)
- Woman passed out in bar's broom closet triggers burglar alarm
- Chinese Doctors To Operate on Tortoise Woman
- Man to teen son: Give me your painkillers and you'll get an iPod
- Woman attacks ex-boyfriend's house with hatchet, pistol
- Priest accused of sex abuse apparently hoped to die in 20-foot fall
- Thief in hospital gown flees Wal-Mart in motorized scooter
- Woman arrested after biting off boyfriend's lip with New Year's kiss
- Va. Civil War dispute ends in courtroom stalemate (AP)
- Cops: Pa. man steals $50, flees on Walmart scooter
- Cops: Pa. man steals $50, flees on Walmart scooter (AP)
- Man uses his butt to smash ex-girlfriend's 72-inch screen TV
- Our bad-mom-of-the-day winner is Candy Ann Rock
- Callers to free tow number directed to porn line (AP)
- Minneapolis cop accused in series of armed robberies
- Residents may be evicted for spitting (Reuters)
- Bookstore adds wine to its catalogue (Reuters)
- Washington couple collects cans to pay for wedding (AP)
- Speeding motorist fined $290,000 (Reuters)
- Girl beats boys to pluck cross from water (Reuters)
- Fur flies over picture of Michelle Obama in ad (Reuters)
- Google….Toilet Paper?
- Swiss court fines speeding millionaire $290,000 (AP)
- Man drives around for two days with dead wife in Ford pickup
- Driver, 92, crashes into restaurant, then orders breakfast
- Sunbeam, magnifying glass set fire in Wyoming home (AP)
- Update: Woman gets probation for pulling Muslim woman's scarf
- Bag of teeth on sidewalk links man to dental clinic burglaries
- Woman blows up at McDonald's after denied refund for bad burger
- Ballplayer has blood-alcohol level higher than his ERA
- Man leaves electronics, steals diapers from home (AP)
- 1-ton fake pig delivers Michigan birthday greeting (AP)
- 'Escape artist' steer rescued from swimming pool (AP)
- Nudists steamed over sea lion carcass on beach (AP)
- Man allegedly threatens neighbors with slingshot (AP)
- Woman, 82, accused of having gun in fed building (AP)
- Man tries to avoid arrest in women's clothes (AP)
- Father's alleged assault plan foiled by own kids (AP)
- Think-off question for '10: Must rich help poor? (AP)
- Airline pickpocket strikes as passengers sleep (Reuters)
- Snowed-In Brits boost adultery website (Reuters)
- Officials irk nudists by burying sea lion carcass on the beach
- Bike Wielding Vigilante Stops Would-Be Thieves
- Groom admits to slugging new brother-in-law at wedding reception
- Snowed-In Brits boost adultery website (Reuters)
- Couple passes on potato skins after seeing a cross in the spud
- Police seek woman who trashes Mo. McDonald's (AP)
- Zuma's wives will not vie for "first lady" status (Reuters)
- Mom of four arrested after running away with 16-year-old boy
- Iowa man uses manure to wish wife a happy birthday
- Filthy lucre: Cash-filled shoes tossed in Romania
- Filthy lucre: Cash-filled shoes tossed in Romania (AP)
- Roaches, rats, then arson used in strip club feud
- Mom cited after serving alcoholic drinks to kids at birthday bash
- Crosses in potatoes appear to online sellers
- NH artist protests halt to Bigfoot project (AP)
- German officer accused of having sex in church (AP)
- Ore. man accused of snipping bus passenger's hair (AP)
- Fla. man calls detectives after pot plants seized (AP)
- Accused banjo beater can keep pickin' for now (AP)
- Crosses in potatoes appear to online sellers (AP)
- Crosses in potatoes appear to online sellers (AP)
- Accused banjo beater can keep pickin' for now (AP)
- Detectives' "ransom note" leads to arrest of pot-plant grower
- German officer accused of having sex in church (AP)
- Caymans train divers to fight lionfish invasion (Reuters)
- What the...?!: Man, 20, charged with incest with elderly woman
- Napoli fans to bid for Maradona's earring (Reuters)
- United Airlines pilot admits being over drink limit (Reuters)
- Tavern vs. neighbors feud involves egg throwing, laser pointing
- Maldives Holds Cabinet Meeting Underwater
- Fla. man calls detectives after pot plants seized (AP)
- Woman charged after hitting woman on the head with beer mug
- "Ed Gein: The Musical" gets people talking in Wisconsin
- Spain's EU art installation sidesteps controversy (Reuters)
- Students in hot water over hoodie with World Trade Center towers
- Napoli fans to bid for Maradona's earring (Reuters)
- Geoff Boycott suggests feng shui help for Owen (Reuters)
- Ore. man accused of snipping bus passenger's hair (AP)
- Squeegees ready for three-month Burj window-clean (AFP)
- Man aims to sink 1 million free throws for vets (AP)
- Dad nabbed in kidnapping prank involving daughter (AP)
- Pair accused of filching fillings from dental labs (AP)
- Police: Man locks up grandma to shoot fireworks (AP)
- 4-ton statue stolen from Utah motorcycle shop (AP)
- Police: Ohio woman hit window over lack of nuggets (AP)
- Third uninvited guest attended White House dinner (Reuters)
- 4-ton statue stolen from Utah motorcycle shop (AP)
- Dad nabbed in kidnapping prank involving daughter (AP)
- Pair accused of filching fillings from dental labs (AP)
- Police: Man locks up grandma to shoot fireworks (AP)
- Third uninvited guest attended White House dinner (Reuters)
- Americans would prefer Clint to Clooney as co-star (Reuters)
- Planet-hunting telescope unearths hot mysteries (AP)
- Bus passenger doesn't realize man is cutting her hair
- Yes, we have bananas and heroin today (Reuters)
- Man threatened to kill horse after betting error (Reuters)
- Gabon, under new regime, trims fat out of lunch (Reuters)
- Man arrested over "Russian Roulette" game with ex-girlfriend
- Ohio man arrested for acting like an asshat at Wal-Mart
- Student Dies After Being Sent Out In The Cold
- Lousy job of parking results in man's meth-dealing arrest
- Woman puts fist through drive-thru window over lack of nuggets
- Police: Ohio woman hit window over lack of nuggets
- Police: Ohio woman hit window over lack of nuggets (AP)
- Lamb's head found inside microwave oven on display at IKEA
- Female jail guard resigns over hanky-panky with male inmate
- Discovery of boyfriend's text messages leads to swordfight
- Italian opts for jail over New Year with relatives (Reuters)
- Honduran leaders' effigies up in smoke for New Year (Reuters)
- Australian prime minister turns children's author (Reuters)
- No Kidding: Goats munch Christmas trees (AP)
- Japanese “Snuggie” Resembles Giant Sleeping Bag
- Yes, we have bananas and heroin today (Reuters)
- News of the Weird: In dysfunctional Somalia, a high-functioning financial sector: a "stock market" to fund the seagoing pirates! (News of the Weird)
- Police: Driver passes out, meth lab in back seat
- Police: Driver passes out, meth lab in back seat (AP)
- Man Jailed For Eating Rare Tiger
- 'Snowbama' time in Hawaii (AFP)
- US flight diverted over 'suspicious ornament' (AFP)
- Crews contend with 19 pythons at Utah trailer fire (AP)
- Hayao Miyazaki: Storyteller and Risktaker
- Man opts for jail over New Year with relatives (Reuters)
- Got a pet tarantula? Better protect your eyes (Reuters)
- 10 Weirdest Asian Posts of 2009
- Prisoners used to shovel snow-bound US capital (AFP)
- Got a pet tarantula? Better protect your eyes (Reuters)
- Md. furloughs prevent New Year's Eve marriages (AP)
- Cop: We prefer you not take your live grenade to the police station
- Supercuts customer accused of stuffing stolen cash in her bra
- Man regrets shooting mountain lion that was eating his llama
- Artist to document real life property "crash" (Reuters)
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- Tweets, sexting "unfriended" in U.S. banned word list (Reuters)
- No New Year's toasts in sauna, Russians urged (Reuters)
- New Year drunks should pay for hospital care? (Reuters)
- SD authorities say driver's blood alcohol was .708 (AP)
- Fla. man wanting ride to bar calls 911, arrested (AP)
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- Fla. man wanting ride to bar calls 911, arrested (AP)
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- Police: Man drinks at bar, then tries to rob it (AP)
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- Ghana's Mills spurns Christmas hampers on graft fears (Reuters)
- Antarctic expeditioners to have a truly white Christmas (Reuters)
- Australian man turns Santa, gives away belongings (Reuters)
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- Shuttered Silver Club in Sparks opens for 8 hours (AP)
- This guy doesn't help the reputation of physical education teachers
- Beijing billionaires wonder if money can buy love (Reuters)
- Not again! Giant Swedish Christmas goat statue gets torched (Reuters)
- Snoopy named top dog in pop culture (Reuters)
- Colorado parents sentenced for "balloon boy" hoax (Reuters)
- Swedish Christmas straw goat burns again (AP)
- Bad Santa robs bank, flees with a bag of cash
- Reindeer dung ornaments, jewelry net Ill. zoo $20K (AP)
- Korean Member of Parliment Gets a Giant Toilet Home
- Seven-year-old caught ploughing in Germany (AFP)
- Deputy resigns after prisoner escapes during stop at McDonald's
- Boy takes $10,000 from grandparents' safe, gives some to friends
- Man with knife in chest calls 911, orders coffee
- Man with knife in chest calls 911, orders coffee (AP)
- Police stop generous Ind. 5th-grader with $10,000
- Police stop generous Ind. 5th-grader with $10,000 (AP)
- Cop to nude cyclists in New Zealand: Wear helmets (AP)
- Driver praised for ramming patrol car in Utah (AP)
- Man with 5-inch knife stuck in chest orders coffee (AP)
- Minn. woman accused of causing painful injury (AP)
- Bride marries arriving groom at Texas airport (AP)
- Man with 5-inch knife in chest orders coffee at restaurant
- Man with 5-inch knife stuck in chest orders coffee (AP)
- Santa packs heat, robs Nashville bank at gunpoint (AP)
- No sex, no violence, no stupid 911 calls -- just bad car names
- Mystery couple plays Santa at Ohio laundromat (AP)
- UK-Odd Summary (Reuters)
- Miami man allegedly stiffs cabbie on $3,000 ride (AP)
- Pair allegedly try to swap stolen lizard for booze (AP)
- Police say drunken teen yanked off Santa's beard (AP)
- Pa. man's belt stops bullet shot through car (AP)
- Barry from DC: Obama calls in to radio show (AFP)
- Ex-royal harpist released with strings.. (Reuters)
- Man jailed for eating rare tiger (Reuters)
- Shop to swap unloved gifts for practical presents (Reuters)
- First Solar, fund manager in tussle over cab fare (Reuters)
- Dispatchers slow to respond to fatal crash were watching Christmas movie
- Row, Row, Row Your Tub
- Young woman stabs man with ice pick during parking space dispute
- Angry customer destroys hundreds of perfume bottles at store
- Ex-post office worker threatens to go postal against post office
- Tesco kick-starts holiday online sales battle (Reuters)
- Man refuses to pay for taxi ride from Miami to Tennessee
- Crisis-hit Italians won't forego Christmas Panettone (Reuters)
- Obama, Queen compete in cheeky Spanish tradition (AFP)
- Man commandeers NYC garage, collects parking fees (AP)
- Boston mom calls 911 over over son's video game habit (AP)
- Irate woman destroys perfume display at Ga. store (AP)
- Fake 911 call suspect was volunteer firefighter (AP)
- Irate woman destroys perfume display at Ga. store (AP)
- Boston mom calls 911 over over son's video game habit (AP)
- Stalin's grandson launches second libel case (Reuters)
- Luxury goods are a guilt-inducing indulgence? (Reuters)
- Auschwitz sign thieves detained, not neo-Nazis (Reuters)
- Colo. woman accused of making 48 false 911 calls (AP)
- Man commandeers NYC garage, collects parking fees (AP)
- Hubby catches wife cheating, forces man to have sex with her
- Japan’s Most Tantalizing Game Show Clips
- Man convicted of being naked in his own home says he'll appeal
- Some restaurants make servers pay dine-and-dashers' tabs
- Target fires 7 workers for buying the oh-so-popular Zhu Zhu Pets
- Teacher in trouble for denying the Holocaust ever happened
- Judge tells teen: No dating women for three years w/o permission
- Japanese man takes video game character as wife (Reuters)
- Want a Mobile Phone? That Will Be One Newborn, Please.
- Black belt Putin offers to join Russian judo team (Reuters)
- South Korean beauty promises no more sexy photo shoots (Reuters)
- News of the Weird: An old-fashioned whipping cleanses all sinners, from lazy teenagers to the pope. (News of the Weird)
- Indian Husbands Seek Refuge From Nagging Wives
- Kansas dad somehow lifts car off 6-year-old girl
- Wis. teen will need legal permission to date girls (AP)
- Man pays $72 for a taco, says 'Merry Christmas' (AP)
- Attorney sued after biting off part of man's nose (AP)
- Man arrested after throwing paint on Vegas sign (AP)
- UK-Odd Summary (Reuters)
- Kansas dad somehow lifts car off 6-year-old girl (AP)
- Wis. teen will need legal permission to date girls (AP)
- Va. man convicted of in-home indecent exposure (AP)
- Attorney sued after biting off part of man's nose (AP)
- Kansas dad manages to lift car off 6-year-old (AP)
- Bikers plan topless ride to protest lane removal (AP)
- Fewer states add jobs as recovery sputters along (AP)
- Man accused of frequent hanky-panky with horses at track
- Billboard showing Jesus and Mary in bed sparks controversy
- Man pays $72 for a taco, says 'Merry Christmas' (AP)
- Lawyer calls road-rage incident "a product of the economy"
- UK-Odd Summary (Reuters)
- South Korea: Sex Tricks Now Legal
- Bored bank customer texts bogus report about robbery-in-progress
- 2010 Games sparks Canadian mitten madness (Reuters)
- Mall security confiscates T-shirts that business owners don't like
- Mom exposes son's plan to unleash stink bomb at high school
- Pastor finds dynamite before Christmas party (AP)
- Mom sniffs out son's alleged stink-bomb plot (AP)
- Ill. library receives vinyl record 47 years late (AP)
- Happy Christmas honey - here's a divorce voucher (Reuters)
- Biblical bedroom billboard rouses ire (Reuters)
- Accused groom has to wear monitoring bracelet at his wedding
- The annual holiday letter -- you sort of hate it and sort of love it
- Car dealer tells man to delete Facebook, Twitter posts .... or else!
- Wis. cops have jolly good time in Christmas video (AP)
- Ariz. teacher on leave for taking choir to Hooters (AP)
- Boy with beer accused of stealing neighbor's Christmas presents
- Teacher put on leave after taking students to Hooters restaurant
- Two Conmen Books 28,000 for Bonus Points
- "I'm a whore": Graphic testimony in woman's sex-for-tickets trial
- Mortuary student who made Facebook threats can return to campus
- Ohio eatery offers discount for sandwich tattoos (AP)
- Flashing teen found guilty after being hit by car
- Pair accused of faking death from bad oysters (AP)
- Flashing teen found guilty after being hit by car (AP)
- 'Santa' stumbles out of vehicle, seeks reindeer (AP)
- Money robbed from western Pa. bank mailed back (AP)
- Self-styled vampire jailed for threatening judge (AP)
- Boy Scout, 11, returns purse with nearly $2,000 (AP)
- Couple accused of making up story about death due to bad oysters
- Pair accused of faking death from bad oysters (AP)
- Ala. city requires firefighters at candle services (AP)
- 'Santa' stumbles out of vehicle, seeks reindeer (AP)
- Two-legged dog gives hope to disabled Army vets (AP)
- Flashing teen found guilty after being hit by car (AP)
- Student banned from campus because of her Facebook posts
- School says newspaper's story on Jesus drawing was all wrong
- NC woman lay dead in bed for months despite visits
- Brazil toddler has 50 sewing needles inside body
- There's something wrong with redheads? (Reuters)
- Dead drunk policeman stripped of martyrdom (Reuters)
- Claim: Cop faked burglary report to hide squad car sexcapade
- Dad say he just had to watch video of son choking to death on pot
- Government Supported Gay Bar Closes Before Opening
- Man gets phone bill for $21,917.59; his teen son is to blame
- Doctor and wife accused of shoplifting at Macy's just for kicks
- Money robbed from western Pa. bank mailed back
- Money robbed from western Pa. bank mailed back (AP)
- Lotus F1 boss rises to Branson challenge (Reuters)
- Who ate all the pies? Not snooker champ Ding (Reuters)
- Book 99 years overdue returned to Mass. library (AP)
- Teen runs up dad's cell bill to nearly 22,000 (AP)
- Man returns book to Mass. library overdue 99 years (AP)
- Student suffers black eye, knot on head during sorority cat-fight
- Shirtless man, woman in handcuffs belt rob bank (AP)
- Home intruder spooked by woman's medical call (AP)
- Police: Man shoots suspected prowler with arrow (AP)
- Court splits jackpot between rival gamblers (Reuters)
- Branson offers Lotus F1 boss a stewardess challenge (Reuters)
- Liberals remove faked PM assassination shot (Reuters)
- In France, horse falling off restaurant menus (Reuters)
- Murder Mystery Train runs over man lying on railroad tracks
- Second-grader suspended over stick figure of Christ on cross
- OMG! Text messaging up sharply in US since 2003: study (AFP)
- Boy faces possible pre-kindergarten expulsion for having long hair
- Beijing 3-wheeler Gets Makeover as Bike-Driven RV
- Wanted man mutilates his fingers to conceal his prints
- Asia’s Top 10 Most Unique Deformities
- Branson offers Lotus F1 boss a stewardess challenge (Reuters)
- What the...?!: Fetus wrapped in Christmas gift box buried in yard
- The North Face makes good on threat to sue The South Butt
- Drunk Santa Claus scares kids while looking for his reindeer
- Tesco withdraws ho-ho-horrible ginger Xmas card (Reuters)
- Germans flee into container after wild boar scare
- The North Face files lawsuit against parody (AP)
- Germans flee into container after wild boar scare (AP)
- Texas police arrest intruder suspect as he bathed (AP)
- 1881 gold coin found in Conn. donation kettle (AP)
- Police: Mass. suspect mutilated fingers to hide ID (AP)
- Cops: Man accused of rifle attack after drunk ride (AP)
- Police: Mass. suspect mutulated fingers to hide ID (AP)
- The North Face files lawsuit against parody (AP)
- Texas police arrest intruder suspect as he bathed (AP)
- 1881 gold coin found in Conn. donation kettle (AP)
- Update: Drunk woman who called 911 on herself pleads not guilty
- Germans flee into container after wild boar scare (AP)
- Woman arrested after repeatedly pestering pair about a three-way
- Black nativity angers Italy's "White Xmas" party (Reuters)
- More than 3,000 detained in porn crackdown (Reuters)
- Anger over elaborate emission cuts hoax (Reuters)
- Felipe Melo named 'Flop of the Year' (AFP)
- Police arrest loud-mouth woman named Merry Christmas
- Big bird gets talon caught in DC Metro escalator (AP)
- Teacher charged after cutting first-grader's braid in class
- Beware the Mighty Finger of Doom
- Classroom deer dissection isn't for everyone (others like it, though)
- Man chokes to death on large bag of marijuana during arrest
- Motorized bar stool from DUI case fetches $1,125 (AP)
- Tokyo Exhibition Welcomes Next Gen Robots
- Aussie, Chinese officials urge pandas to reproduce (AP)
- Authorities say angry driver crashed into DMV (AP)
- Woman plans to be a graduate, bride on same day (AP)
- Special delivery: UPS driver finds, returns $5,200 (AP)
- News of the Weird: In New York City, prep courses for 3-year-olds for admission to "prestigious" kindergartens! (News of the Weird)
- Chinese Farmers Sell Blood To Make Ends Meet
- Kitten apparently rides 120 miles in wheel well (AP)
- Detroit man robbed after trekking to Madison to meet Facebook pal
- Inuits need cash for freezers in warming Arctic (Reuters)
- US lawmakers target loud TV ads (AFP)
- Rotating house puts family in a spin (Reuters)
- Teens ignore laws against texting while driving (Reuters)
- "Please, students, knock off the b-j and pay attention to class!"
- Truck with Cardboard Windshield Goes 400 Miles
- Japanese Entertainer Sports Dead Cicadas in Hair
- "Skeptical types" snap photo of creature that looks like Big Foot
- Western NY frets as 100-year-old pedophile is released
- Woman charged with pouring hot grits on her sleeping boyfriend
- Stolen Seattle totem pole found near Salem, Ore. (AP)
- Sheriff: Bailiff unknowingly sold stolen wreaths
- Fla. woman accused of hitting man with raw steak (AP)
- Woman accused of drunken ride in Christmas parade (AP)
- Dutch man reports theft of Ecstasy pill collection (AP)
- Woman allegedly pours grits on sleeping boyfriend (AP)
- Sheriff: Bailiff unknowingly sold stolen wreaths (AP)
- Man allegedly assaults wife over snow shoveling (AP)
- Plug is pulled on holiday display with 700,000 lights
- Woman allegedly pours gritz on sleeping boyfriend (AP)
- Sheriff: Bailiff unknowingly sold stolen wreaths (AP)
- Dutch man reports theft of Ecstasy pill collection (AP)
- Man bets against Saints, gets his TV shot to bits (AP)
- NY tabloids have a field day with "Horndog High" sex scandal
- Former Soviet ice hockey great to return at 51 (Reuters)
- "Secret agent" busted in late night car chase (Reuters)
- No more endangered eel at top supermarket (Reuters)
- Alpine enthusiasts, "don't drink and ski" (Reuters)
- German "James Bond" busted in late night car chase (Reuters)
- Indian Villagers Hail Rare Sea Turtle as God
- College student lives in a van so he can graduate debt-free
- What the...?!: Boy stabs ex-girlfriend 29 times after promising ring
- Pa. police follow footprints in snow to suspect
- Scientists say paper battery could be in the works (Reuters)
- No Sex For The Dead at Singapore’s Body Worlds’ Show
- Man gets a year in jail for urinating on cop during DUI stop
- Schools chief busted for DUI while returning from AA meeting
- Fla. woman accused of hitting man with raw steak (AP)
- Ohio cops: Man in Santa garb tried to kidnap girl (AP)
- Ohio cops: Man in Santa garb tried to kidnap girl (AP)
- Pregnant teen hassled for protesting volleyball team suspension
- Man gets year in jail for urinating on officer (AP)
- Woman accused of drunken ride in Christmas parade (AP)
- Urine samples swiped from Utah health department (AP)
- Fla. woman accused of hitting man with raw steak (AP)
- US jazz musician hits wrong note in Spain (AFP)
- Man isn't ready to blame aliens for cow mutilations in Colorado
- Christmas cheer saves woman from speeding fine (Reuters)
- Cigarettes kill, but don't tell smokers? (Reuters)
- Hepburn's wardrobe sells for double estimate (Reuters)
- Library patron who took book in 1949 feels guilty, returns it
- Woman, 53, accused of slapping boyfriend with piece of raw meat
- Female scout leader caught in sexcapade with boy at his home
- Impromptu Dog Walk Results in Fine for Couple
- Couple find teddy bear-clutching drunk sleeping on their couch
- Book returned to Ohio library after 60 years (AP)
- Man cross-dresses as mother to withdraw money from her account
- Farmer believes mark on cow's head is a message from God
- Farmer sees divine sign in cow born at Conn. dairy
- Baby alligator, snakes found in university dorm (AP)
- Owner claims can holding $10K left at Iowa store (AP)
- Some see divine sign in cow born at Conn. dairy (AP)
- Pa. police arrest Amish man in buggy for DUI
- Police: NY man tries robbery with paintball gun (AP)
- Christmas Story: Boise boy licks pole, gets stuck (AP)
- NC woman accused of selling moonshine at day care (AP)
- Pa. police arrest Amish man in buggy for DUI (AP)
- Houston gives fake fire hydrant a serial number (AP)
- Police: Man dresses up as mom to withdraw cash (AP)
- Pair find stranger asleep on couch cuddling a bear (AP)
- US agency suggests Christmas gifts for the disaster age (AFP)
- Utah dog missing for 3 weeks found in storm drain (AP)
- Mexican police investigate dino's disappearance (AP)
- Pair find stranger asleep on couch cuddling a bear (AP)
- NC woman accused of selling moonshine at day care (AP)
- Pa. police arrest Amish man in buggy for DUI (AP)
- Police: NY man tries robbery with paintball gun (AP)
- Houston gives fake fire hydrant a serial number (AP)
- Christmas Story: Boise boy licks pole, gets stuck (AP)
- Hunter accused of luring 707-pound bear with pastries
- Makeup hides neo-Nazi's swastika in court (Reuters)
- Aussies set for jolly season as corporate parties return (Reuters)
- Coffee tax collection costs dwarf revenue (Reuters)
- Police arrested for stealing marijuana (Reuters)
- Robbers steal $6 million during football finale (Reuters)
- Mom visits son's apartment, sees drug paraphernalia, calls cops
- Husband Beat 3 Times a Week by Kung Fu Wife
- Man says he can't walk by neighbor's house without gagging
- Eyebrows raised after neo-Nazi is spiffed up for his murder trial
- Mom arrested for pointing gun at man who had sex with daughter
- Man Pulls Minivan With His Eyes & Ears
- Read this before going out and pinching strangers' butts at bars
- Gambler loses case against Australian casino (AFP)
- Reality TV stars charged over rat-eating episode (Reuters)
- Scantily-clad 'David' decked out as St. Nick
- Iowa Kmart workers open tin can, find $10,000
- Tenn. man arrested for allegedly drunk-dialing 911 (AP)
- Police jail man for rubbing burger in wife's face (AP)
- Wanted: Mich. bank robber with 'offensive breath' (AP)
- Neighbors say house still reeks even after cleanup (AP)
- Tenn. man says cows licked $100 in damage to house (AP)
- Iowa Kmart workers open tin can, find $10,000 (AP)
- Scantily-clad 'David' decked out as St. Nick (AP)
- Pa. police: Girl, 13, led high-speed car chase (AP)
- Iowa Kmart workers open tin can, find $10,000 (AP)
- Yet again!: Dentist leaves baby in car while he drinks with stripper
- Woman: I thought the officer <i>wanted</i> to see my breasts!
- Tenn. man arrested for allegedly drunk-dialing 911 (AP)
- Neighbors say house still reeks even after cleanup (AP)
- Naked 'David' decked out as St. Nick in Texas (AP)
- Police jail man for rubbing burger in wife's face (AP)
- Robbers steal $6 million during soccer finale (Reuters)
- Reality TV stars charged over rat eating episode (Reuters)
- Woman sues Northwest Airlines over knee injury (AP)
- Man claims cows licking his house caused $100 in damage
- Principal removes holiday giving tree after family complains
- South Africa police arrested for stealing marijuana (Reuters)
- Tenn. man says cows licked $100 in damage to house
- Tenn. man says cows licked $100 in damage to house (AP)
- Houston cop's "666" badge scares the devil out of some crooks
- Man Carves Tunnel for 14 Years to Park Near House
- Man arrested after rubbing hamburger on wife's face during spat
- Woman become a "freegan" after checking out Whole Foods' trash
- Wanted: Mich. bank robber with 'offensive breath' (AP)
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- Tenn. man arrested for allegedly drunk-dialing 911
- Tenn. man arrested for allegedly drunk-dialing 911 (AP)
- Bungling burglar at Mich. shop busted by workers (AP)
- Police nab woman with nearly $600 of stolen meat (AP)
- NY cops slip oil-change-bribe suspect into slammer (AP)
- Ind. man caught on bike with stolen Christmas tree (AP)
- Police jail man for rubbing burger in wife's face (AP)
- News of the Weird: California's Death Row: Bigger cells, better privacy, more stuff, and almost no chance of being executed! (News of the Weird)
- 15-year-old Wis. cheddar sells for $50 per pound (AP)
- After 50 years, UK ministry shuts down UFO unit (Reuters)
- Up in arms over kangaroo, emu "Coat of Arms" chips (Reuters)
- Japanese Grass-eaters, a New Type of Metrosexual Men
- Ex-Files: British military ends its UFO hot line (AP)
- Mayor claims Obama timed speech to keep "Peanuts" off the air
- Fla. Gov. Crist sent callers to telephone sex line (AP)
- Chicken stuffed with cocaine is recipe for arrest (AP)
- Chicken stuffed with cocaine is recipe for arrest (AP)
- Man, 47, caught pleasuring himself during cheerleader tryouts
- For once, dogs have a reason to sniff at guys' crotches
- Health inspector tells convenience store to get rid of "greeter" dog
- Today's perv-teacher round-up focuses on Minnesota
- Pa. suspect in stolen cell phone pic turns self in
- 'Elf' jailed over dynamite hoax on Ga. mall Santa (AP)
- Maine jail frees wrong inmate named Ismail
- Britain pulls the plug on its UFO hotline (AP)
- Couple says egg with cross on it was laid "straight from heaven"
- Iowa woman accused of shoplifting 418 items (AP)
- Texas couple say hen laid egg with cross on it (AP)
- Ohio police say man tried to take their candy bars (AP)
- Fla. teen allegedly attacks dad for loud snoring (AP)
- Would-be thief sends merciful NY store owner $50 (AP)
- Police: Man hides in Ala. Wal-Mart, takes cash (AP)
- Police: Bubble gum bandits walk, talk and steal (AP)
- Mall evacuated after "elf" tells Santa that he has dynamite
- What do cats do home alone? Cat cams have answers (AP)
- What do cats do home alone? Cat cams have answers (AP)
- Man jailed, roomie hospitalized after fight over messy mobile home
- Groom creates viral storm twittering from altar (Reuters)
- Competitive Britons send nativity costs soaring (Reuters)
- Groom 'tweets' marriage from altar (AFP)
- Cops subdue angry shopper denied a refund at GameStop
- Man Sleept Next To Dead Wife for 5 Years
- Woman insists she was taping a surprise party, not "Twilight"
- Flight attendant snaps photo of fat passenger to make a point
- 'Elf' jailed over dynamite hoax on Ga. mall Santa (AP)
- Ice statue chides Berlusconi for being cool on CO2 (Reuters)
- Snap-happy Vienna orangutan opens Facebook gallery (Reuters)
- White House accepts some blame in gatecrasher saga (Reuters)
- Space alien search costs AZ school worker his job
- Police: Woman torched man's porch after breakup (AP)
- Police say dresser saved woman, kids from bullet (AP)
- Space alien search costs AZ school worker his job (AP)
- Police: Ohio man used rifle, ax on park gate (AP)
- Ohio charity workers find marijuana in donated jug (AP)
- Jesus Christ dumped from jury pool for disruption (AP)
- Peruvian wedding crashed by groom's ex (AP)
- Ohio charity workers find marijuana in donated jug (AP)
- Police: Ohio man used rifle, ax on park gate (AP)
- Peruvian wedding crashed by groom's ex (AP)
- Teacher faces suspension for sending anti-Obama e-mails at work
- Snap-happy Vienna orangutan opens Facebook gallery (Reuters)
- Fellow Iraqi turns tables on Bush shoe-thrower (Reuters)
- Kansas man says dog saved him from duplex fire (AP)
- Police: Woman torched man's porch after breakup (AP)
- Police say dresser saved woman, kids from bullet (AP)
- Space alien search costs AZ school worker his job (AP)
- Happy holidays! Wal-Mart greeter, 74, is punched in the face
- Bar's "Absolutely No Color's" sign creates a bit of confusion
- Woman named Jesus Christ called for jury duty in criminal case
- Japanese Man Marries Non-Existant Virtual Girlfriend
- Man accused of putting lawn chemicals in wife's coffee and soda
- Goodwill store workers believe marijuana donated by accident
- Fellow Iraqi turns tables on Bush shoe-thrower (Reuters)
- Deer runs through Jersey City, leaps into Hudson (AP)
- Shopping couple allegedly leave kids alone in cart (AP)
- Police: Man lies about robbery over fear of wife
- Jesus Christ dumped from jury pool for disruption
- Police: Confused men try to rob Md. funeral home (AP)
- Mom allegedly hits deputy who arrested her son (AP)
- Police: Man lies about robbery over fear of wife (AP)
- Jesus Christ dumped from jury pool for disruption (AP)
- Cowboy motorist helps Mass. troopers lasso 2 cows (AP)
- Cowboy motorist helps Mass. troopers lasso 2 cows (AP)
- Deer runs through Jersey City, leaps into Hudson (AP)
- Man accused of assaulting sister with microwaved pecan pie
- Mom allegedly hits deputy who arrested her son (AP)
- Shopping couple allegedly leave kids alone in cart (AP)
- Police: Confused men try to rob Md. funeral home (AP)
- Police: Man lies about robbery over fear of wife (AP)
- No joke: Rio upset by Robin Williams' Olympic line (AP)
- Iraqi shoe-thrower finds out what it was like (AP)
- Cops: Teacher vandalized school with condoms and sardine juice
- Cost of school formals soaring as teenagers glam-up (Reuters)
- Some kids still swallowing soda can safety tabs (Reuters)
- N. Korea's first designer jeans on sale in Sweden (Reuters)
- Police knock escaped killer off getaway bike (Reuters)
- Hecklers upstage Ariz. sheriff during interview (AP)
- W.Va. giant egg mystery turns out to be joke (AP)
- Chuck E. Cheese brawls are so common they're hardly "news"
- I get no kick from champagne, Serb leader tells court (Reuters)
- Man claiming to be a cop threatens to shoot guy for saying "hi"
- Mom sues after letter to soldier son is returned with "deceased" stamp
- New Invention Brings Japanese Men to Their Knees
- Woman goes in for an oil change, comes out with a new car
- London commuters "psyche up" for the underground (Reuters)
- Somali sea gangs lure investors at pirate lair (Reuters)
- Cops: Woman makes threat to help boss make flight
- Wis. would-be robber arrives too late to rob bank (AP)
- Ohio man's private football party crashed by deer (AP)
- Ariz. board sued over fish pedicure squabble (AP)
- Woman, 77, says she was pressured into buying car (AP)
- Gold coin dropped in Pa. Salvation Army kettle (AP)
- Cops: Woman makes threat to help boss make flight (AP)
- Some kids still swallowing soda can safety tabs (Reuters)
- Ariz. board sued over fish pedicure squabble (AP)
- Man robs 2nd Philly bank after failing 1st attempt (AP)
- Man uses hammer to destroy TVs at Target store (AP)
- Wis. would-be robber arrives too late to bank (AP)
- Ohio man's private football party crashed by deer (AP)
- Cops: Woman makes threat to help boss make flight (AP)
- Woman, 77, says she was pressured into buying car (AP)
- Huffer famous after gold-paint mug shot circulates worldwide
- Rome taxis seek to wipe out tourist scams (Reuters)
- Goncourt winner Littell wins Bad Sex Award (Reuters)
- Self-proclaimed Christmas-hater steals Salvation Army kettle
- Paraplegic's high-tech wheelchair violates Disney's park rules
- Indian bus robbers in for nasty shock (AFP)
- Dad fatally shoots son during heated Thanksgiving Day argument
- Maine man charged with stealing ATM from store (AP)
- After years in prison, "Average Joe Robber" seeks normal life
- Failed at Love? Take Two Days Off Work!
- Girl, 13, hides male Facebook friend, 19, in closet for two days
- Man arrested after stealing deodorant to pay off $40 drug debt
- IRS has $3.6 million in undeliverable Ill. refunds (AP)
- Giant Self-Powered LED Wall Hovers Over Beijing
- LA stylist learns modern meaning of 'pay phone' (AP)
- News of the Weird: Whose Health Care Doesn't Need "Reform"? Gorillas and Flaccid Transit Workers! (News of the Weird)
- Boston woman delivers grandchild on Thanksgiving (AP)
- Boston woman delivers grandchild on Thanksgiving (AP)
- Chinese Robber Tricked and Tied Down by Victim
- White House gatecrashers met Obama: reports (AFP)
- Jesus keeps showing up on all kinds of things (this time an iron)
- Man apparently tried to haul away ATM in Colorado (AP)
- Mass. woman sees image of Jesus on her iron
- Mass. woman sees image of Jesus on her iron (AP)
- Bulgarians name brandy after PM after tax victory (Reuters)
- Caged 'cavemen' go on display at Warsaw zoo (AP)
- Self-Taught Inventer Creates Homemade Electric Wheelchair
- Bulgarians name brandy after PM after tax victory (Reuters)
- Zhu Zhu Pets toy hamster is year's toy craze
- Colorado governor's lawn draped in toilet paper (AP)
- Bizarre calf mutilations found on Colorado ranch (AP)
- Robotic hamsters are holidays' unlikely new craze (AP)
- Couple crashes White House state dinner: Secret Service (AFP)
- Pa. suspect's sweet tooth results in felony charge (AP)
- That hissing in the kitchen? Snake!!! (AP)
- Police: Barefoot thief steals shoes for left feet (AP)
- Police seek bald man who swiped family's turkey (AP)
- Man accused of ramming car into hot dog stand (AP)
- Dog with name tag 'works' drive-through window (AP)
- Not so jolly package causes TN Capitol evacuation (AP)
- Police seek bald man who swiped family's turkey (AP)
- That hissing in the kitchen? Snake!!! (AP)
- La. police say man broke into home to cook meal (AP)
- Pa. suspect's sweet tooth results in felony charge (AP)
- Man accused of ramming car into hot dog stand (AP)
- Dog with name tag 'works' drive-through window (AP)
- Police: Barefoot thief steals shoes for left feet (AP)
- Student who ran across field in cow costume found not guilty
- Obama's first pardon: A turkey named 'Courage' (AP)
- Obama spares life of Courage the turkey (AFP)
- "Coffee police" fight fraud on shop shelves (Reuters)
- Irish use strike day to shop across border (Reuters)
- Hey, dude, Sonic restaurant employees see enough meat as it is...
- Child porn collector says he knows "my ass is going to fry"
- Not again!: Dad leaves boy in truck while he visits strip club
- Chinese Dogs Get a Colorful Makeover
- CORRECTED-New EU president wins fans in Japan -- as a poet (Reuters)
- Rare Darwin book found in loo up for auction
- Agent showing house finds pile of bones (AP)
- Deputies use backhoe to find drugs in septic tank (AP)
- Utah man makes wrong turn, sees train approaching (AP)
- Police: Dad leaves boy and goes into strip club (AP)
- Furry felons rob SAfrican tourists, steal food (AP)
- Georgia church robber: 'Sorry but I'm poor' (AP)
- Police: Dad leaves boy and goes into strip club (AP)
- Pa. prosecutor wants 'no-tip' charges dropped (AP)
- Deputies use backhoe to find drugs in septic tank (AP)
- Utah man makes wrong turn, sees train approaching (AP)
- Hitler's favorite car makes comeback? (Reuters)
- Using your plastic for plastic surgery.. (Reuters)
- Man robbed of $2 million bank withdrawal (Reuters)
- What the...?!: Man kills puppy for not behaving before Steelers game
- I'm just throwing this out because it's a slow holiday week, and...
- Artist Tattoos Pigs At China Farm
- US Santas demand priority swine flu vaccine (AFP)
- College's Great Dane mascot costume reappears -- but neutered
- Furry felons rob SAfrican tourists, steal food (AP)
- Disabled vet sues McDonald's for $10M in service dog incident
- Online Game Causes Baby’s Death in China
- Middle school kids suspended for "Kick a Jew Day" activities
- Chef Paula Deen accidentally hit by charity ham (AP)
- Men arrested after threatening cop, probation officer in YouTube video
- Agent showing house finds pile of bones
- Agent showing house finds pile of bones (AP)
- Sparkling reindeer-dung jewelry sells at Ill. zoo
- Sparkling reindeer-dung jewelry sells at Ill. zoo (AP)
- Me-OW! Cat survives Illinois outage-causing run-in (AP)
- Police: RI teen skipped school, robbed bank (AP)
- Tavern owner says he'll unveil 100-proof turkey (AP)
- Kangaroo tries to drown dog, attacks owner (AP)
- Mass. woman seeks funds for turkey's eye surgery (AP)
- Court drops case in nude photo shoot at NYC museum (AP)
- Marriage proposals for French bank heist hero: lawyer (AFP)
- Mass. woman seeks funds for turkey's eye surgery (AP)
- Police: RI teen skipped school, robbed bank (AP)
- Me-OW! Cat survives Illinois outage-causing run-in (AP)
- Tavern owner says he'll unveil 100-proof turkey (AP)
- Ga. high court rules mower isn't a motor vehicle (AP)
- Paper criticized for one-year-after story on Metrodome sexcapade
- Man in rabbit suit accused of harassing school kids at restaurant
- Judge blocks law allowing guns in bars (Reuters)
- Cops on trail of "gingerbread town" vandals (Reuters)
- Who knew that foiling an armed robbery could be so easy?
- Darwin book worth up to $100,000 found on shelf (Reuters)
- Don't kiss Santa, he may have the flu (Reuters)
- Eye doctor might lose his license after telling patient she's fat
- China’s Hairiest Man Grooms Himself for Fame
- Here's the guy who paid teens to do nasty things to him
- Police say bank robbery suspect gobbled up demand note
- Push-Button Bra Turns Bitsy to Bodacious
- Aging Santa gets $100,000 facelift for Christmas (Reuters)
- Kangaroo tries to drown dog, attacks owner
- Kangaroo tries to drown dog, attacks owner (AP)
- Christmas kissing: On the cheek to avoid swine flu (AP)
- Cop: Teen who broke into house was in search of snack food
- Man arrested after showing cell-phone photo of his junk to woman
- Houston, we have a baby (Reuters)
- Baseball No Match for Japanese Samurai
- Report: Kennedy barred from communion by bishop (AP)
- News of the Weird: Iraqi security forces rely on expensive bomb-sensing "divining rods" that U.S. officials regard as no more accurate than (News of the Weird)
- Police: Ohio suspect may have eaten evidence (AP)
- Hong Kong Citizens Are Living in Cages… Literally
- Officials: Man tied 15 lizards to chest at airport (AP)
- Eye doc may lose license after calling patient fat (AP)
- Man who claimed disability spotted on TV show (AP)
- Mich. police nab wrong-way driver twice in 3 days (AP)
- Cops: Woman smuggled drugs to Pa. inmate with kiss (AP)
- CA man allegedly paid teens to spit in his face (AP)
- Ala. court says woman can't claim $41.8M jackpot (AP)
- Mich. police nab wrong-way driver twice in 3 days (AP)
- Pregnant woman seeks help, allegedly robs homes (AP)
- Eye doc may lose license after calling patient fat (AP)
- Cops: Woman smuggled drugs to Pa. inmate with kiss (AP)
- Cop suspended after shooting 12-year-old girl with beanbag gun
- Italy collector finds Galileo's lost tooth, fingers (Reuters)
- Dye pack explodes while bank robber is on his getaway bus
- Homeowner arrested after shooting and killing burglar
- Diplomats arrested for cigarette smuggling (Reuters)
- Ageing Santa gets $100,000 facelift for Christmas (Reuters)
- Gang accused of killing to sell human fat (Reuters)
- CA man allegedly paid teens to spit in his face
- CA man allegedly paid teens to spit in his face (AP)
- New EU president wins fans in Japan -- as a poet (Reuters)
- Chinese Money Worth Weight in Eggs
- Purdue student with suspicious package accused of "terroristic mischief"
- Man beaten with squeegee during gas pump argument
- College students arrested for not paying mandatory 18% tip
- Muslim woman's head scarf pulled by angry grocery shopper
- Man who claimed disability spotted on TV show
- Man who claimed disability spotted on TV show (AP)
- Alleged burglar warms up bottle for crying baby
- Alleged burglar warms up bottle for crying baby (AP)
- Miss. toddler, 2, helps mom give birth to brother (AP)
- Researchers: Ohio State lake jump a wee bit of fun (AP)
- Man accused of squeegee attack at Ark. gas station (AP)
- Man who left wallet in bank robbery pleads guilty (AP)
- Jury sides with NYC police in clown's lawsuit (AP)
- Researchers: Ohio State lake jump a wee bit of fun (AP)
- Police: Man runs over light pole, punches officer (AP)
- Man accused of squeegee attack at Ark. gas station (AP)
- New fossils reveal a world full of crocodiles (Reuters)
- U.S. election, iPhone among decade's top 10 Internet moments (Reuters)
- Prankster in chicken costume interrupts city council meeting
- Person in chicken suit ruffles feathers in Colo. (AP)
- Man who was Tased on the butt sues the city of Boise
- NY town decides to re-Christmas its holiday parade (AP)
- This is a guy you <i>don't</i> want to see in a bra and women's undies
- Giant Jellyfish Capsize 10-Ton Fishing Boat
- Here is today's call to 911 that didn't have to be made
- New fossils reveal a world full of crocodiles (Reuters)
- Woman has panic attack after seeing sorority sis who hazed her
- Middle-school student sent home for wearing "skinny pants"
- Triumph Displays the Perfect Golf Bra
- Mail carrier found drunk, eating noodles while on the job
- Moldovan soldiers given onions to fight swine flu (AP)
- Police: Teens taped themselves stealing presents (AP)
- Utah teen in food order rap challenges citation (AP)
- Indoor marijuana farm found near LA police station (AP)
- Police: Mail carrier found drunk, eating noodles
- Miss. toddler, 2, helps mom give birth to brother
- Miss. toddler, 2, helps mom give birth to brother (AP)
- Police: Mail carrier found drunk, eating noodles (AP)
- Woman leaves $40,000 at Md. shrine for safekeeping (AP)
- Turkey that played chicken on NJ Turnpike caught (AP)
- Miss. toddler, 2, helps mom give birth to brother (AP)
- Police: Mail carrier found drunk, eating noodles (AP)
- Couple arrested after reporting stolen marijuana (AP)
- Turkey that played chicken on NJ Turnpike caught (AP)
- Chunk of ice crashes through roof of Colorado home (AP)
- He looks like the kind of guy who'd throw darts at bar patrons
- $40,000 in rare coins left at Md. holy site (AP)
- Lost man drives nine hours to get newspaper (Reuters)
- Lawmaker apologizes for insulting rival on Twitter (Reuters)
- Johnny Depp named People's "sexiest man alive" (Reuters)
- Woman gets four years in jail for stealing $500,000 to buy dolls
- Door-to-door pot salesman arrested after going to cop's house
- Man who stole bus and posted video of it shows no remorse
- Flight delayed after passenger refuses to get off his cell phone
- U.S. residents fight for the right to hang laundry (Reuters)
- It's a boy: Zoo tortoise reveals mistaken identity (AP)
- 'Captain America' wins rock-paper-scissors title (AP)
- Udder shock: SC woman finds 650-pound cow in pool
- Udder shock: SC woman finds 650-pound cow in pool (AP)
- FBI seeks 'Geezer Bandit' in Calif. bank robberies
- Colo. homeowner nabs suspected burglar in boxers (AP)
- Kan. father, son suspect meteorite landed at home (AP)
- Clerk sells man winning lottery game by mistake (AP)
- Police: Would-be Seattle ninja impaled on fence (AP)
- NY man attacked by buck while tossing firewood (AP)
- Video shows patient cop with affectionate cat (AP)
- Police: Vermont man stole bus, posted video of it (AP)
- Alleged door-to-door pot seller picks wrong home (AP)
- FBI seeks 'Geezer Bandit' in Calif. bank robberies (AP)
- Video shows patient cop with affectionate cat (AP)
- Alleged door-to-door pot seller picks wrong home (AP)
- Police: Vermont man stole bus, posted video of it (AP)
- Kan. father, son suspect meteorite landed at home (AP)
- NY man attacked by buck while tossing firewood (AP)
- Clerk sells man winning lottery game by mistake (AP)
- Man arrives home to find an intruder wearing his boxer shorts
- Police: Would-be Seattle ninja impaled on fence (AP)
- Tragic: Woman, 75, dies while trying to hot-wire her truck
- What's in an unusual name? More than you might think (Reuters)
- 'Blair Witch' thieves prompt new signs in Md. town (AP)
- Trapped thief drops trousers in bungled burglary (Reuters)
- Make toilets cool to fix sanitation woes? (Reuters)
- What's in a name? More than you might think (Reuters)
- Make toilets cool to fix sanitation woes, expert says (Reuters)
- What's in an unusual name? More than you might think (Reuters)
- Ouch!: Man who believed he was a ninja impaled by metal fence
- Recession means smaller Christmas tree for SC (AP)
- Man arrested for stealing $5.99 pencil had $600 on him
- Cook goes on trial for spitting on police chief's hamburger
- Woman sues over shampoo bottle dropped on her head
- Fla. police seek alleged bad breath bank robber
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- Fla. police seek alleged bad breath bank robber (AP)
- Japan's marathon queen Takahashi to run veggie farm (Reuters)
- Scientists Debut Swine Flu Robot in Japan
- Cops: Pa. man wanted burial plot by wife he killed
- Here we go again: Group complains that Gap ads don't say Christmas
- Speeder arrested for harassment after calling mom of state trooper
- Rotting deer carcasses in Pa. yard raise stink
- Rotting deer carcasses in Pa. yard raise stink (AP)
- Japan ask 2010 hosts South Africa to ban vuvuzela (Reuters)
- Unfriend is US dictionary's 2009 word of the year (AP)
- Idaho boy, 11, shoots black bear on family's porch (AP)
- Man carrying $600 pinched for alleged pencil theft (AP)
- Turkey on NJ Turnpike causes havoc, evades capture (AP)
- Police: Man upset over ticket phoned trooper's mom (AP)
- Ohio Police: Repo man struck by repossessed car (AP)
- 'Gold' rings stolen from Ohio shop just brass (AP)
- Drilling for Scotch whisky on frozen continent (AP)
- 5 allegedly try to rob Nev. bank with fake warrant (AP)
- Ohio Police: Repo man struck by repossessed car (AP)
- Police: Man upset over ticket phoned trooper's mom (AP)
- Idaho boy, 11, shoots black bear on family's porch (AP)
- Eek! Rats giving RI Statehouse staffers a scare (AP)
- Turkey on NJ Turnpike causes havoc, evades capture (AP)
- Officials find potatoes disguised as chocolates (AP)
- Overdue library books returned half century later (AP)
- Man carrying $600 pinched for alleged pencil theft (AP)
- Robber behind "perfect crime" surrenders (Reuters)
- Women disappointed by Gaddafi "party" (Reuters)
- Cannibals nabbed selling corpse to kebab house (Reuters)
- Teacher breaks law by posting students' good test scores
- Oklahoma man drives 1,680 miles every week for improv class
- Australian boy charged over chocolate frog (AFP)
- Union leader opposes would-be Eagle Scout's path-clearing project
- Italian women disappointed by Gaddafi "party" (Reuters)
- Man arrested for putting "Who is John Scott?" stickers on buses
- Care For a Bean Flavored Pepsi?
- Man goes to pick up marriage license, finds office closed by furloughs
- Drunk woman mistakes cop for Sonic Drive-In car hop
- "Scared" mom and son call police on their violent pet cat
- 'Gold' rings stolen from Ohio shop just brass (AP)
- Spelling Obama in Chinese not an easy task (AFP)
- Greek police catch helicopter jail fugitive (Reuters)
- Drilling for Scotch whiskey on frozen continent (AP)
- Marriage-Hunting Bra Heats Up Courtship in Japan
- Obama in a grass skirt? Hawaii to host APEC 2011 (Reuters)
- News of the Weird: Back-to-nature sex, with vegan condoms and hand-cranked personal vibrators (News of the Weird)
- China Creates Artificial Snow Storm… Again
- Overdue library books returned half century later (AP)
- Strippers-on-a-truck promotion halted in Las Vegas (AP)
- Indian Spiderman Defies Death
- French cash stunt scrapped as huge crowd gathers (Reuters)
- Japan's Obama town ecstatic over presidential mention (AFP)
- Urn with veteran's ashes stolen from van in DC (AP)
- Cat's demise prompts rumors of Thatcher's death (AP)
- Woman who mistook cop for Sonic car hop faces DUI (AP)
- Fla. man arrested for calling 911, asking for sex (AP)
- LA police arrest 74-year-old tagging suspect (AP)
- The Chavez Diet: Venezuelans urged to lose weight (AP)
- Man convicted of robbing mom over parking ticket (AP)
- LA police arrest 74-year-old tagging suspect (AP)
- Man busted in diaper sexcapade is OK with a lifetime of therapy
- Police: Drunk man survives being run over by train (AP)
- Thief with much of his nose missing turns himself in to police
- Suspect returns to crime scene for cell phone (AP)
- Praise Lord, then pass ammo at church gun class (AP)
- Tanker overturns, spilling whiskey on Ky. road (AP)
- Ala. robbery suspect jailed minus part of his nose (AP)
- British gardeners told: go green, pee outdoors (AP)
- Woman who mistook cop for Sonic car hop faces DUI (AP)
- Man convicted of robbing mom over parking ticket (AP)
- NC principal leaves after cash-for-grades flap (AP)
- Woman pretends to have breast cancer so she can get implants
- Cow dung to power more Dutch homes (Reuters)
- Japan's Obama town welcomes president with Hawaiian dance (AFP)
- Woman accused of faking breast cancer for implants
- Woman accused of faking breast cancer for implants (AP)
- Putin wins respect at hip-hop party (Reuters)
- Cow dung to power more Dutch homes (Reuters)
- Thieves steal popular NC road sign ? again (AP)
- Bank employee goes to class reunion in Marine garb, faces charges
- LED Eyelashes Designed to Make Asian Eyes Bigger
- Burglar gets stuck in vent, hangs upside down for hours
- Love-struck deer loses heat-butt with lawn ornament
- Police: Drunken Pa. man drove tractor on beer run
- Police: Drunken Pa. man drove tractor on beer run (AP)
- Owner of rare Bugatti takes car's plunge into lake in stride
- Fla. man arrested for calling 911, asking for sex (AP)
- Heavy metal monk retires from the limelight (Reuters)
- Texas man drives Bugatti into pond; blames bird
- San Diego Great Dane named world's tallest dog
- Ohio 8th-grader suspended for wild Bengals haircut (AP)
- Police: Ex-clerk discounted hardware to woo man (AP)
- Man awakened in ditch with moonshine and rifle (AP)
- Tallest man unveils largest cookie in Norway (AP)
- Guinness says San Diego dog is world's tallest (AP)
- Man distracted by pelican drives Bugatti in marsh (AP)
- UK man breaks record for pulling bus with hair (AP)
- US town nixes Christmas parade to avoid legal squabble (AFP)
- Mass. principal bans students from saying 'Meep!' (AP)
- Facebook provides alibi for robbery suspect (Reuters)
- Police: Ex-clerk discounted hardware to woo man (AP)
- Eighth-grader suspended for haircut honoring Cincinnati Bengals
- Police: Man gets stuck in vent during burglary (AP)
- Pa. suspects soaked trying to steal working pipes (AP)
- No shoes, no service: Barefoot man robs Pa. store (AP)
- Prospective groom drops ring from hot air balloon (AP)
- Newly elected councilor robbed at watch party (AP)
- UK man breaks record for pulling bus with hair (AP)
- Man reaches under car and gets bitten by alligator (AP)
- Man awakened in ditch with moonshine and rifle (AP)
- Man distracted by pelican drives Bugatti into lake (AP)
- Tallest man unveils largest cookie in Norway (AP)
- Venezuela destroys 30,000 guns (Reuters)
- Lawmaker who expensed fine wine, car, jailed (Reuters)
- Weird and wacky world records tumble around globe (Reuters)
- Mom leads cops on chase, has two kids and bottle of rum in car
- Ohio 8th-grader suspended for wild Bengals haircut (AP)
- Man jailed after calling 911 and asking for sex
- Japan’s Yunessun: A Spa Experience Like No Other
- Teen gives birth right after (allegedly) burglarizing a home
- Flocking to "Cinderella" ball for monetary bliss (Reuters)
- Teacher says comment about shape of Florida got him fired
- Update: Plug pulled on school's plan to sell grades as a fundraiser
- Australian men undress and soap up at a car wash
- Australian men undress and soap up at a car wash (AP)
- Woman pulls knife on hubby for throwing out her vodka
- Police: Wife pulls knife on husband over vodka (AP)
- And the ugliest people are... (Reuters)
- Charges dropped against Fla. men in sidewalk feud (AP)
- Australian men undress and soap up at a car wash (AP)
- New device takes gorilla's blood pressure
- Peru: 1.5 lbs. of nails pulled from man's stomach (AP)
- Looking for a bargain? Madoff's homes get price cut (Reuters)
- Flocking to "Cinderella" ball for monetary blis (Reuters)
- The anti-swine flu holy water dispenser (Reuters)
- Las Vegas "stripper-mobile" raises safety and decency concerns
- China's Hu arrives in Singapore with panda offer (Reuters)
- Florida man tries to send flowers to "hero" Fort Hood gunman
- High school football coach arrested for "bad-idea" robbery prank
- Chinese Farmer Discovers a Knotty Vegetable Man
- Gunmen call off robbery after seeing victim's Army ID card
- NJ judge says quadriplegic man can have guns
- Kawasaki's gum chewers told to keep prize money (Reuters)
- School's parents advisory council sells grades for $20
- NC school sells test points for $20 to raise money
- NC school sells test points for $20 to raise money (AP)
- New device takes gorilla's blood pressure (AP)
- Wedding ring found in dump amid 10 tons of trash
- Wedding ring found in dump amid 10 tons of trash (AP)
- Milwaukee muggers see Army ID, return wallet (AP)
- Woman drives into aquarium at Tampa airport (AP)
- Judge orders Va. man to live in his neglected home (AP)
- Man allegedly pushes girlfriend's car into river (AP)
- Cops: Man who took champagne nabbed for 63rd time (AP)